It was such happy news when Phoebe told the girls she was pregnant. Since it had been a couple weeks, the girls decided to have a night out a la Sex and the City. Here sat these three hot babes in the big Apple with their children lovingly being taken care of by their men.

Phoebe sipped the club soda as she told about Mike.

"I thought at first it wasn't going to annoy me. But then I wake up and there are toenails in the sheets." Phoebe started.

"That's nothing , if I hear one more joke, I will strangle him with his sweater vest." Monica said as she sipped on her scotch with a twist. A drink she learned to appreciate when she was dating Richard.

"You girls think you have problems, try to get hair gel out of pillowcases and then have to listen to endless dribble about dinosaurs." Rachel added . "Then there is that air purifier..oh!"

"I tried to warn you, I lived with him for eighteen years." Monica added.

The girls loved their men dearly. They were a very diverse group of individuals. Mike was a lawyer who enjoyed being a musician more.

Chandler had to always be the one to make people laugh. Ross was an intellectual and usually couldn't carry on a conversation without throwing his Phd around.

"Do you guys remember the boyfriend bonfire we had to get to rid of the losers we dated?" said Phoebe.

"How did we ever get to this place?" asked Monica.

"I always kind of thought I would end up with Joey for some reason," added Phoebe.

"I knew you liked him." squealed Monica looking at Rachel.

"And I knew you liked him. All you could go on about when we were in high school was Ross's roommate this. And did you see Ross's roommate?" reminded Rachel.

"Girls would you like another round?" the hot waiter asked.

"My turn," said Rachel as she pulled out her wallet. "Same please."

Phoebe had an evil thought, "Girls who would you say was the best in bed?" she wondered.

"No contest," Rachel said convincly. "Of all the guys I have slept with.."

"Eww please let us remember who it is we are talking about . My brother." Monica shuddered.

"I would say David for me," said Phoebe. "He just had a certain way that I couldn't describe. More tender than Mike. I think that science guys are like that."

Rachel nodded, "I know what you mean, they just seem to be so tender and then they become like animals."

Monica screamed, "Rachel, please the pictures I am getting. I beg you to stop."

"Okay Mon, who was better Richard or Chandler?" Rachel asked.

"Richard had that whole sophistication thing going , older and more experienced. Chandler knows how to touch me and make me feel good though. I guess..Chandler." Monica admitted.

"Mon , did it ever bother you that I was dating Ross?" Rachel asked.

"Well I had to hear about how you were so this and so that during high school then he got it out of his system when he married Carol. I think he kept it pretty hidden until he went to China and then had Julie.Then bam you guys started to date. I must admit it has put me in the middle a few times through the years. But now I see how happy you make each other and I am so glad that two people I care about so much are together." Monica said.

"Did any of you guys ever consider Joey?" Phoebe asked.

"Well when he first moved in I did." admitted Monica.

" You guys know the history I have with Joey, I mean he proposed to me." Rachel laughed.

"I kind of admit, we did do it once or twice." Phoebe giggled.

"What !" screamed Monica.

"When we were going to these so called dinners to talk about everyone. We kind of did it. And his reputation precedes him." Phoebe admitted.

"So you took part in the Joey love." laughed Rachel.

"Why does he call it that?" replied Monica.

"I remember when Janice asked about if we ever bumped uglies . That's is when I found out that you made out with Ross." Rachel said to Phoebe. "Would you have ever considered him?"

"Oh no he is too Mr. "I am right and you are stupid " for me." Phoebe admitted. "That whole thing about evolution, I still don't buy it."

"When I found out about you making out with Chandler at that party , I screamed." Monica said.

"Mon, you made out with your brother, I think that is a little bit worse." Rachel said as she shook her head.

"He thought I was you, that's why he did it." screamed Monica.

"Chandler does have that look with those eyes, " Rachel said.

"Well girls it is getting late and I have a long ride back to Westchester, so I think we should go." Monica said.

"This was fun." giggled Rachel.

"We'll do it again soon." promised Phoebe.

"Good night Mrs. Hannigan."

"Good night Mrs. Bing."

"Good night Rachel." the girls then left .

Next. The Housewarming and Joey says Goodbye.