Wait, who did I say I was going to screw up next? Oh yea, Yami and Yugi. Let's go!...tick tock tick tock tick toc tick tock...
Ok I'm here...I guess. "knock knock knockedy knock" goes the door. Why am I knocking? It's a shop just go in! So I did. "HEY! SHORT STUFF AND CRYS ALOT! WHERE ARE YOU?" I shouted for Yami and Yugi. "What the heck? No way." Yugi said as he looked at me. "You're Kasey, from the other fic!" Yugi said, "where's Hazen?" he asked.
"SHHH! WRONG FIC PIPSQUEAK! IN THIS FIC, I HAVE A BRAIN. AND I DON'T HAVE A YAMI! (if you have no clue whats going on, you should read Never Ever Ever give your Yami a dollar first.)" I yelled. "Yami! I think you should come down here!" Yugi said keeping an eye on me. "What is it aibou?" Yami asked. "Her..." Yugi said. "It..." I corrected him.
"Look, why don't you get out of here before someone gets hurt." Yami said getting a serious look on his face. "That can be arranged." I said as I pulled out a super secret baggy from my super secret pocket from my super secret pants. "This, is a bag! But not just any bag! It's a bag...full of..." I could tell Yami's eyes were growing narrower. " TATER TOTS!" I said. "YOU MAKE NO SENSE! THANKS TO YOU KAIBA LIVES IN A BOX! Not...that I care or anything...BUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO TRISTAN AND TEA?" he yelled...yet again...
"You wanna see whats in the real bag? HERE!" I threw the super secret bag from my super secret pocket on my super secret pants. And then fell out of the bag... EXPLOSIVE TATER TOTS! One of them exploded because it was the highest. But the others just droped to the ground. "Don't you dare touch those! They'll explode! And then...you DIE!" I lied. "Then why didn't we die when the first one exploded?" Yami asked. "...THATONEDIDN'TCOUNT!" I said really fast. "This is getting stupid, you know what...just leave, and we won't send you to the shadow relm." Yugi said. "BRING IT!" I yelled. Then all hell broke loose. I just cracked and started throwing the tater tots all over the place. One hit Yugi in the leg, one almost hit Yami but missed, one hit Yugi's grandpa who was apparently just standing there the whole time.
"GOD DAMMIT! THEY KEEP MISSING!" I yelled. Then I threw one at the wall and all four sides fell down. "Now it's war" Yami said looking me straight in the eyes. So just picture this, you're just walking down the street and all of the sudden you see a house that has fallen down and three people throwing tater tots at each other and the tater tots exploding. Coincidence? Don't think so, for this, is a very...special city. "DIE BAKA" I shouted. All of the sudden I put on an army helmat that came out of nowhere.
Soon after that I jumped on a cannon and fire some more tater tots. Then... after more explosions, I finally won! I killed them though... OH MY GOD! "Uh...guys... I was just playing. You uh, you can get up now. If...If you want, I mean, if you wanna like...take a nap or something thats alright with me..." I said. "Um...um.. BYE!" I ran as FAST AS I COULD! I ran down the street so nobody would think I did anything. Gee, that really works.
Then I ran into a dark alley to get away from...mortal human beings for a minute. "Ok, ok. This is fine. I mean, they're not really dead...I don't think. They're just...unconsious. Yeah that's it, they're sleeping. I'm... I'm not a murderer or anything.": I said twitching.
"Ok. Who should I kill- I MEAN, screw up next?" I asked myself. "How about um, Joey. You guys want me to screw up Joey?" I was now drooling and talking to the trash cans at this point. "Ok good! Let's screw up Joey!" I said. Then I walked out of the dark evil alley and walked into another dark evil alley. Then I collapsed and fell asleep.
I was now in la la land. (Magic fairy princess music starts to play)
(In my so called mind) "Oh!" I started to sing, " I wish I was a cactus! It's a dream come true! I could spike all sortsa people! I could even spike you! Oh cactus! Cactus! I wish that I were you! Cactus! Cactus! It's a dream come true!" I sang. Then all my cactus friends started dancing with me. "You're my best friend Authoress!" The cactus said. "We love you!" they said again. "And I love you!" I cheered.
"Hey, kid" I heard the cactus say. "What guys!" I asked, "what is it?" I started looking around as each of the cactus started dissapearing one by one. "Wake up kid." I heard from nowhere.
I opened me eyes. I saw someone looking down at me. "I SWEAR I DIDN'T KILL THEM!" I shouted sitting up. "Kill who? You look like a hobo sleeping in this alley" she said again. "We can't help what we are, can we?" I said sarcasticly, I was still a little dazed. "Well, kid, snap out of it! You're starting to scare me," she said. I stared at her blankley. Just then it hit me. I knew where I was, I knew what I was doing, I knew what I did. "Oh my god! I have to go screw them up! Get off of me!" I yelled as I tried to jerk my arm free.
"Screw who up?" she asked. "The Yu-Gi-Oh cast," I told her. "What's your name anyway?" I asked her. "Sarai, please to meet you" she said. "...Likewise" I replied. "So, you're screwing up the Yu-Gi-Oh cast huh? I tried that bye putting them in a house all together (see: Life At My House). It was pretty entertaining" she said. We got up and walked down the street to Joey's house. "Nice, but I perfer blowing them all up." I said. "Like I did to Yugi and Yami" I said like it was no big deal (Hey, we all gotta move on, the past is over. wish someone would tell Yami that). Sarai stopped. "YOU BLEW THEM UP!" Sarai's face started turning red. "IF YOU WANT TO PROPERLY SCREW SOMEONE UP YOU HAVE TO DO IT SO THWY MUST LIVE WITH IT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE! NOT KILL THEM FOR GOD SAKES!" she yelled at me. "...", was all I really could do. "Well, do you wanna help me screw Joey up?" I asked her. "Mmmmmm...sure why not" she said. And we walked down the street laughing like maniacs on our way to Joeys house.
Sarai! I put you in my story. now you put me in your story! ok guys. keep those reviews coming!
