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Ch. 5- Good times


Namu waited nervously in the small room waiting of the doctor. He sighed, his eyes darting around his surrounding studying the tiny instruments splayed across the table.

"Ah, how have you been doing?"

Malik turned his head to the voice to see the good doctor Reyako coming in discreetly closing the door behind himself.

"Fine doctor" Namu replied politely. Dr. Reyako answered with a nod while going over papers from his chart "It's been a month now…"

"Yes…"

He set his chart on a nearby table "Well then lets see how you're recuperating" he spoke and began to examine Malik.

"Hmmmmm"

"What is it?"

"Looks like there only a little trauma now…" Reyako spoke returning to the chart and scribbling down the notes. "By the way…" he began. Namu remained silent.

"Have you remembered anything?" Reyako ask. Namu slightly stiffened at the question "Remember what?" He asked. "Remember who you are" Reyako answered back.

"Uhm I'm Namu" He only replied. At this the doctor laid his chart once again "I see so that persona still reigns over the original" he spoke to himself. Namu made a face "Persona!?" he exclaimed.

"Nothing"

"Doctor what are you talking about?" Namu demanded. Reyako remained silent "What's your last name?" he ask suddenly. This took the boy by surprise "It's…." he stop.

What was it…?

"You can't say, can you?" Reyako broke the silence. He turned to him "Where is you home? What is your mother name? Your fathers?"

"I…"

"Your fondest memory?"

"I…"

"Do you even remember you childhood?"

Do you even remember you're child hood?

At this Namu twitched sudden images flashing before his eyes. "I need to go…" he spoke suddenly getting up.

"Mr.Ishtar--"

"Don't call me that!" Namu growled with such ferocity the doctor was taken aback. He froze registering what he had just did "I'm….sorry Doctor….I…I….need to go…" he said and quickly left the room.

"It's been a month since you began living with miss Mazaki hasn't it?"

The question seem to freeze Namu in his steps "Yes….it has…" he replied as an unknown fear griped him. HE heard the doctor let out a sigh "Think about her feelings before you go any further" the doctor warned to him. Namu snapped around "what do you mean by that!?!" he demanded. Dr. Reyako sighed to him "You know what I'm saying" he answered.

Namu said nothing but a polite excuse, leaving the doctor in the room. He let a heavy sigh as he left the infirmary; why hadn't he told him of the dreams he kept on having?

Those horrible dreams of the darkness

He rubbed his head at this but that wasn't the only thing that frustrated him--he couldn't remember his past! His family…his childhood…his roots…

He couldn't recall them.

'So…who am I…really?' he thought glumly becoming depressed of the lack of answers he received from his questions.

"Ah-Namu!"

He looked up seeing the lovely brunette, which accompanied him "Anzu-chan!" he replied; his mood becoming lighter. "How did it go?" she spoke tilting her head up. Namu grimaced at this remembering all the recent thoughts he had and what Doctor Reyako said about Anzu.

"Fine, the doctor said I had less trauma now…" he censored. "That's great you'll get your memory back soon enough then!" she chirped but stop seeing Namu having an inscrutable expression on his face. "I'm not that guy…."

"…Malik…?"

"Yeah, him" he spoke agitated even hearing the name. Anzu only made a face 'It's strange how he doesn't like Malik…he IS Malik; so basically he doesn't like himself? No, Namu is technically another person persona wise but is yet a part of Malik --AGGGH forget it' she gave up deciding not to figure out the complex web in all of this.

"Anzu-chan?"

She was cut from her thoughts when she saw a tan hand waving in front of her. "Sorry, guess I spaced out" she said. Namu only shrugged. Anzu grew concerned, Namu had said nothing as they walked, venturing in she ask "Namu, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing Anzu-chan…"

"Then why are you so quiet?" she asked. Namu's eyes seem to glaze with sadness "…I don't know who I am…." he suddenly said. Anzu stiffened at this did was he finally accepted himself as Malik? At this her heart twinge…if it was true…then she would never see Namu again…

She became sadden at this.

It went unnoticed by Namu "Anzu-chan?" he ask, standing in front of her. He frowned why did she look sad all of the sudden. "Anzu-chan what's wrong?' he ask. He just shook her head "Its nothing just…"

"…?"

"the thought of you not being here anymore…it makes me sad…" she spoke without knowing eyes downcast facing the gray cement below her feet. Namu said nothing…he just kind of stared at her for that response . He smiled "…Why would I even think of leaving you…?" he ask.

Anzu eyes widen when she felt herself in his arms again her ear pressed against his ever steadily beating heart. Namu held her close to her catching a whiff of her hair 'She smells like lavender….' he thought to himself enjoying the warmth in his arms.

"I will never leave you" he spoke.

Anzu remained silent at this.…she knew that one day he would…

Namu frowned having no response from the girl "I promise I won't leave you" he suddenly said. Anzu looked up to him as eyes watered "Don't' say things you can't keep!" she exclaimed.

"I'm not saying it, I know it" he countered. She sighed in defeat and rubbed her eyes. The sound of children laughter caught Namu's ear and he turned.

"Hey, it's park!" he spoke breaking out into a big smile. "Yeah" Anzu spoke up as the two observed the children playing happily on the swings, the poles, the monkey bars, the metal merry go round that you would go on while some else would spin you around.

She saddened at the thought; her parents never took her to the park she had always came here alone.

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"Eh?" she spoke.

(plip plip)

She blink as two drops hit her forehead and slid down. The two drops were soon accompanied by many more as soon the downpour had come upon the unsuspecting city in surprise.

The kids quickly ran from the rain by will or by force until it was empty.

"We better get going before we get soak" Anzu began but saw Malik ran right into the park.

"What are you doing?!" she exclaimed confused. Namu just smiled at her "We're already wet and we're at a park which we have ALL to OURSELVES!" he spoke before yelling a "Wahoo!"

Anzu frowned "Namu!" she called out going after him

She ran to him "Namu stop acting so childish!" she said.

"And stop acting so old!" he playfully taunted sticking out his tongue. "There is nothing wrong about being dry and healthy!" She defended. Namu only laughed as he ran to the metal merry-go-round. "Namu!" Anzu spoke agitated and went after him….

Only to be swipe up in the warmth of his arms.

She found her on the merry go round as Namu began to run making it spin faster. "N-NAMU!! " Anzu cried holding on to the metallic bars as it spin faster. "Hang on!!" Namu laughed jumping onto the merry-go-round and it began to spin at such a speed Anzu was screaming and laughing at the same time while Namu was laughing enjoying the adrenaline rush and dizziness.

When it stop he fell to the ground "Oh man….make the sky stop spinning" he drunkenly spoke while Anzu wobbled besides him before also falling the ground to dizzy to move as well.

"Lets do that again!" Namu spoke before breaking out into laughter. Anzu only groaned but soon joined in as the rain beat against them.


"I'm soaking wet!"

"If I catch a cold from this"

"Stop pretending that you didn't have any fun!" Namu spoke as they entered the house. Suddenly he started shaking his head like a dog would when attempting to dry himself off. Anzu jumped "Namu-JEEZ!" she exclaimed.

"Sorry" he spoke sheepishly.

Anzu sighed "Let's get into something dry" she spoke as the two went up the stairs. He sighed as he entered his room taking off his clothes and began drying his body with a towel. 'Lets see' he thought going over to the drawer then a random moment came to him. He cautiously look around; just once wouldn't hurt would it? If he kept quiet enough he was sure Anzu wouldn't hear him.

He gave a guilty smile knowing what he was about to do but right now the thought of it made him feel dirty yet…it was to tempting to pass up.

He began to dance around naked….

"I am naked! Naked naked!" he sang softly.

"EEEEEK!!!"

He suddenly stopped. "Anzu-chan!?!?" he thought. He quickly grabbed the nearest pair of underwear putting them on and came to her rescue.

"ANZU-CHAN WHAT'S WRONG!?!?!" Namu ask but was stopped when she ran into his arms very scared. "I-I saw someone…." she spoke. Namu stiffened "Where?" he ask. She pointed out the window. With Anzu still in his arms he cautiously went to look at it; nothing.

"We better lock the doors…" he spoke. That was when he noticed…Anzu was only in her bra and underwear…she AND him were both almost naked….

"What a body…" he thought but quickly shook the thought away "What am I saying!?!?" he thought his face heating.

"Um Namu…?"

"Yes…?"

"……..Why are you wearing my favorite powder blue panties which has a bunny in the front and the bunny tail in the back?" she ask. Namu gave her a look and tilted his head down.

"Huh….I was wondering why it felt bunched up down there…"

(later)

"Are you sure we have nothing to worry about?"

"I check all the doors, they're locked" Namu assured now in a nightshirt and red boxers, the blue panties were very uncomfortable anyways….

Anzu bit her lip "You sure?" she ask. He nodded again "Yes don't worry just get some rest" he spoke she yawned "Ok…" she spoke hesitantly and went in her room. Namu began to go back but something was nagging him and he groaned; he had become paranoid. But he had a right…a peeping tom was loose and they had already called the police and they assured they be on patrol, yet he felt that wasn't enough.

Walking to the front of Anzu's door he sat near it Indian style.

'This is going to be a long night…' he thought as he stood watch.

(2:40 a.m.)

Anzu woke up having the urge to go to the bathroom. As she exited she heard oof sound and look to the source.

"Namu what are you doing!?" she exclaimed. Sure enough Namu was still in that same spot guarding, as alert as a hawk…well a hawk that was beginning to get sleepy anyways…

"Oh…I couldn't sleep" he spoke a blush on his face "And I was worried about you…"

Anzu sat besides him "Oh Namu…" she spoke a faint smile. She lay her head on his shoulder "…you didn't have to" she protested.

"No no, I wanted too"

"You should really get to sleep, I doubt nothing is going to happen for the rest of the night" she assured. Namu sighed "I guess you're right." he replied.

CRASH!!!

"What was that!?" Anzu spoke suddenly burying her face in his chest. Namu only coughed in embarrassment ' this feel nice…" he thought but mentally slapped himself. 'Idiot…someone could be here inside and you're thinking about your hormones!?!?!' he thought.

He stood up "Anzu… I want you to hide" he spoke.

"What!?!?!" she exclaimed grabbing on to him "no way!" she spoke. "Please Anzu…" he spoke.

"No way!! I'm not going to be left--" she was silenced by his lips. Slowly he pulled back a deep blush radiating from him "That's in case I don't come back" he smiled to her and cautiously began to go down the stairs.

Anzu was in shock….Namu has kissed her….no Malik had kissed her…no Namu….no they had kissed her…her first kiss.

"Wait!!" she called back latching herself to him.

"Anzu!"

"I'm staying with you!!" she spoke determination in her eyes. Namu only sighed "Fine…but as soon as it turns ugly I want you to run ok!" he spoke firmly. She only nodded.

"But before that…" she began she ran to her room re-emerging holding a large aluminum bat.

Namu only looked at her "A girl can't be too careful" she explain. Slowly both descended down the stairs making caution that they're footsteps made light as sound as possible. Anzu cling close to Namu, refusing to let him go like a child would do as she clung to her stuff animal when the shadows on the walls frightened her.

Well Namu was that stuff animal right now and she couldn't be more grateful. Namu slowly stopped down the stairs hearing noises coming from the kitchen. He motion her to follow as softly and carefully as she could as they approach the kitchen closer and closer. He could see the shadow…dare he strike now?

He gripped the bat. Telling Anzu to stay where she was, he slowly entered the kitchen and with a deep breathe

He charged.

"AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

BANG CRASH THUNK!!!

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!" the burglar spoke dodging the crazy attacks from the Egyptian. Anzu heard the voice and turned the light on.

"JOUNOUCHI!??!" she exclaimed seeing the teen sprawled out on the ground covering his face as Namu was about to bash his head in.

"CALL HIM OFF!!!" Jou yelled. Namu look to him blankly as he lowered the bat "Jounouchi-kun….what are you doing here???" Namu ask.

"Yeah…" Anzu chimed in.

Jou fixed his messy hair "I needed a place to stay" he answered. "How did you get in? And why didn't you knock!?!" Anzu exclaimed. Jou grinned sheepishly "Easy, I used your spare key, you gotta be more careful hiding these things; under the floor mat isn't very effective you know" he explained holding it up.

"Sides it's three in the morning you're usually knocked out as a log" he added.

"Why did you come so late?" Namu ask. At this Jou eyes darken "I was kicked out for the night" he spoke. Anzu eyes softened when hearing this; she knew about his father. "I see" Namu spoke.

"I'm sorry" he spoke sheepishly. Jou shrugged "S'ok I probably do the same" he spoke giving his trademark grins.

"You can sleep downstairs Jou, let me just get some blankets and some dry clothes for you" she offered and quickly left. Jou just took a bite out of the apple "That hit's the spot" he spoke. He walked to the living room grabbing the laid out clothes and began to change.

"So why were you kick out?" Namu asked. Jou sighed "Got in a fight with the old man" he replied flopping himself on the couch.

"Some words got exchange, some punches were thrown and the next thing I knew I was booted from the apartment" he explained as he looked up the ceiling. Namu sat besides him "I'm sorry to hear that" Namu spoke with remorse. Jou just made a snort "Nah, we do it all the time; the bastard was asking it one of these days" Jou spat.

Namu remained silent until he spoke up.

"You're lucky…at least you know you have a father; I can't even remember my own…"

"Maybe it's for the best…" Jou trailed off remembering the tale of lord Ishtar that Isis had opened to them during battle city.

"I don't know…feeling very alone sure doesn't feel for the best…"

Jou grimaced and gave Namu a reassuring pat "Hey, you're not that alone" he try to comfort. Namu smiled to him "Thanks Jou-kun". Jou shrugged "Nah, lets see what's on the TV" he said turning it on only to find….

"What do you mean that the demon sex orgy has already began?"

"Yes…soon the pleasure underworld shall unleash the full potential of the satanic sex tentacle monsters onto the world!"

"Not to worry! We virgin guardians shall keep the world safe against the perverted monster!"

"Look out the tentacles--"

"Ahhhhh"

O-O

O-O

"Uhm Jou….what the hell…?" Namu spoke as the blood drained from his face. "Dude….I didn't know Anzu got the hentai channel…" Jou spoke his eyes gluing to the screen.

"Are those tentacles--"

"Oh yeah!"

"Why!?!?"

"Because they were created to do that…?" Jou said. At the same time both tilted their head "Man….which I was that flexible" Jou commented.

"Say Jou"

"What?"

"The animation is very good"

"Yeah…it is?"

"I mean the movement is very fluid, not to mention the art style is very beautiful" Namu spoke studying the hentai on screen. Jou raised a brow "Uhm Namu, I don't think people study the art style and animation" he spoke as a sheepish grin rose on his face. Namu on the other hand had a hand to his chin while his eyes were in deep observation and studying.

"Sorry I took so--WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!?!?!"

Namu and Jou looked to her "Anzu-chan we're watching hentai! Want to watch?" Namu asked innocently. "Jou I expected this from you but Namu…" she trailed off. Jou made a face "Ah come on Anzu it's just Hentai" he spoke casually.


"Something just came into my mind"

"What is it Anzu?" Jou spoke drinking from his mountain dew; it was now five in the morning and the trio were currently watching Twin Angels. "A tentacles monsters life must be sad" she said thoughtfully. Jou made a face "Dude have you seen what they get to do!?!?!" he exclaimed.

"I have to agree with Anzu-chan their; it is a sad life" Namu agreed eating a bag of chips. "Explain!!" Jou spoke.

"Well the only thing they were created to do is rape women…"

"And give them the best sex of their lives!!"

"Well duh, but at one point you gotta wonder if the tentacle monster thinks….is that all that I am? Just a creature whose only purpose in life is to rape women in many degrading forms?"

"Uhhhh…"

"And another thing I have learned from the two hours we've been watching this; a lot of hentai has pretty good plot!!"

"It does? Doesn't it Anzu-chan! It be sort of better without sex, it gets kinda redundant" namu chimed in. "I'll pretend you didn't say that…" Jou spoke not believing what this conversation was leading to.

He suddenly gave out a burp.

"Ew, Jou!"

(Burp!)

"Namu!"

(burp!)

"Jou!!"

(Buuuurp!)

"Nice one Namu!"

"Thanks!"

"……."

(BELCH!!!)

"Dude…Anzu….that was tight!"

"Nice Anzu-chan!"

The three suddenly started laughing "Dude…we stayed up the whole night….the lack of sleeps gotten to our brain" Jou spoke between laughs. "All who say we for to sleep say I" Anzu exclaimed.

No one said I

"All who say let the H-ness good times continue say H"

"H!!"

"Anzu!?!?"

"What?" she spoke sticking out her tongue. Namu just laughed at this. "Good times" he spoke.

(Poot…)

"………Whoever just laid one….that was so not cool…"

Tbc


X-X man…that was one of the longest chapter I've ever wrote for this story, then again it turned out kind of retarded, bah just r/r peeps!

Se ya

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