Agghh I am so sorry for not updating…please don't hurt me! Lets just say Senior project….
Do not own Yu-GI-Oh!
"Now, what have we learned Jounouchi?"
"Battoussai no Anzu….not….good" he manage to speak before shuddering clenching the ice bag as he held it to his er…area where the sun don't shine. Namu only patted his friend on the back in sympathy. Shizuka only sweat dropped at this, that was until she noticed Namu, and her blood drained.
"ONNI-CHAN LOOK OUT!" she cried tackling her brother away from Namu accidentally elbowing Jounouchi in the crotch. Jounouch let out a pain howl grabbing in between his legs before toppling to the ground, face first as his butt stood up in the air shuddering at the second blow, amidst the blinding pain he manage to think of one thing.
To donate his sperm, if he was even able to make any…
Note- EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwWWWWWWWW!
Both Anzu and Namu look to the other two of their quartet dumbly not knowing what in the hells just happen right now. Shizuka only look to Anzu "Anzu get away from him!" she practically yelled in fright. "Eh?" Anzu said still looking quite blank.
"Uh Anzu -Chan…?" Namu began that was when he noticed a blonde woman coming their way.
"Hey you guyYOU!" she suddenly screamed Namu pointed to himself a clueless look on his face "me?" he ask.
"EEEEYYYAAAAHHHH!" the blonde woman scream suddenly taking out a taser and lunge at Namu. "HOLY!" Namu only screamed before taking off, the blonde woman hot on his heels. Anzu only stood there dumbfounded as the one and only Mai Kujaku vigorously try to taser Namu.
"I'LL HELP YOU MAI!" Shizuka exclaimed and followed. Now, two crazed women were trying to taser poor, poor Namu. Anzu only looked speechless "…Er…ok…" she muttered. "HEEEELLLLLLP!" Namu screamed dodging out of Mai's attack only resulting in a poor bystander getting shocked.
"GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"SORRY! COME BACK HERE YOU!"
"PLEASE STOP! I MEAN NO HARM!"
"LIKE I'LL BELIEVE THAT DIEEEEEEEE!"
(ZAP ZAP ZAP)
"BAKAW!"
OoO "MAI YOU JUST TASERED ONNI-CHAN!"
O.O "……Sorry Jounouchi…."
(Sizzle, Sizzle….)
"Anzu-chan, help!" Namu squeaked running behind her, his arms wrapping around her waist. Anzu's faced turn into a bright cherry when she felt his soft hands wrap around her body "N-Namu!" The crazed hens suddenly stopped their clucking fiery, mouths just dropped open seeing what they believed to be Malik Ishtar tightly holding against one Anzu Mazaki.
"TRAITOR!" Mai scream oh so exaggerated, pointing to the two. "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THE PUNK'S PUT US THROUGH! WHAT HE PUT ME THROUGH?" she practically screamed in their ears. "Uh…Mai-san if you will just let me explain" Anzu began.
"EXPLAIN! HE PUT ME IN A FUCKING HOURGLASS!"
Anzu and Namu both gulped, the blonde was practically shooting flames from her mouth like a deranged dragon that was on PMS. Shizuka took a shy step forward "uh Mai-san…I'm sure there is a reason…" she trailed off; it was indeed hard to think of one for Malik Ihstar but if onni-chan didn't kill him surely there was some sort of weird, mystical logic behind it.
"Sis's right…" Jou manage to speak through all the pain he had received today. Mai turned to him then turn to Anzu and Namu, her angry purple eyes taking a seriously pissed glint.
"I'm listening."
(Twenty minutes later, not counting Jounouchi arguing with the restaurant owner due to rip off prices for a couple of glasses of tea….)
"And that's what happen" Anzu finish explaining. Mai took a sip from her glass of tea before glancing up to the brunette then exchange glances to Namu, who was currently window shopping at a near by gift shop. "So, you're telling me that isn't Malik but another personality named Namu?" she recap, in slight disbelief.
Jounouchi nodded "why else haven't I killed him yet?" he pointed out. At this, Mai thought with pensive silence, her eyes suddenly lidded staring at him.
"Cuz you're weak?"
Jounouchi fell to the ground. "WHAT DID YOU SAY WOMAN?" he yelled, jumping back on his feet now enraged at the comment; no one insulted his strength! "Calm down you two" Anzu mediate, Shizuka only sweat dropped at the scene. "So he is Namu kun then?" Shizuka ask. Anzu nodded "Yeah, when that plank hit his head, something got jumbled up there, so now he believes to be Namu that we met during Battle City" she continued.
"So he doesn't remember anything that he did when he was Malik…?" she ask. Anzu shook her head "nothing…" she answered. "Shizuka lowered her head at this "I don't know whether to be relived or worried about that…" she said. Mai just made a humph "Malik or not, I'm not going to forget what he did so easily!" she huffed. "Wow, what a hateful obasaan" Jounouchi joke then BAM! A right jab to the eye.
"Don't call me obasaan puppy!" She hissed, a vein pooping out above her brow. "Excuse me…" a voice spoke. The group turned to the origin of the voice to see Namu standing in front of the table, more so to Mai. "I don't know what I have done to anger you so but…I am sorry for any pain or hurt I have caused you Mai-san" Namu spoke, his eyes shining with sincerity showing his remorse for whatever he had done to the blonde woman. Mai only look to him. Namu took an uneasy sigh before continuing.
"And to show my remorse, you may use my body"
"WHAT!"
Namu only look to them innocently "what?" he ask. All four continued to stare at him beyond words on what he had just said. "Like I said you may use my body, so if you want your bags carried I will do so" he finished. At that everyone took a deep sigh of relief. Mai only gave him a look before sighing, "Well, I guess that's a start hun" she said. Namu's face lighten up at this "Arigatou-gozaimasu" he bowed in relief. He then turned to Shizuka "The same goes for you Shizuka-chan so don't be afraid to use my body alright?" and with that a boyish smile played to his face; Shizuka suddenly felt warmth on her cheeks.
"Hey, watch it" Jounouchi growled under his breath. Anzu only laughed at this "well now that's over with let's get put of here shall we?" she suggested. The three agreed, taking his offer to full advantage Mai motion to Namu.
"Yes?" he ask. She pointed to a huge bag of luggage "You can take those for starters" she said. Namu only looked before slightly groaning; well he did offer his help after all.
"Mai…" Anzu muttered. "What? He offered his body; I'm using it." She said matter of fact. Anzu, Jou and Shizuka only sweat beaded at this. Shizuka took a step forward and begin walk towards Namu, much to everyone's confusion. Namu turned to see the redhead in front of him.
"Yes?" he ask. She look to him expression inscrutable and silent. Suddenly, she broke into a smile "Konnichi-wa! Atashi wa Kawai Shizuka." she said introducing herself. Namu blink but smiled, understanding what she was trying to accomplish "Boku wa Namu" he replied and shook her hand. "Nice to meet you Namu-kun. Now that we've been formerly introduced let me help you with some of Mai-san's things" she offered.
"I couldn't possibly ask you to do that Shizuka-chan; you are our guest here so it's only right to ensure you have a comfortable visit as much as possible" he replied. "I will but in the meantime let me help you please?" she ask. Namu was about to decline when she noticed her eyes suddenly got huge and sparkly a sad, pleading look to them.
'Kawaii…' he suddenly thought and blushed. "I uh…" he trailed off unable to say anything at the moment. Shizuka took this to her advantage and took one of the bags "Lets go put these in Mai-san's car ne?" she said. Namu still in a dumb dazed only nodded and followed.
Anzu smiled "At least Shizuka and Namu are getting along" Jou snorted "A little too much getting along if you ask me…" he mentioned protective older brother mode taking over. "Hey" Mai spoke tapping his shoulder. Jou look to her questionably "Pick the rest up too while you're at it" she said.
"…Obaasan…."
BAM!
"DON'T CALL ME OLD HAG MUTT!"
n-n;;;
"AHHHHHHHHH MAI SOW DOWN SLOW DOWN!"
"WHAT?"
"MAI WATCH OUT FOR THAT OLD LADY!"
"MAI WE'RE GOING HIT THAT TREE!"
"WHAT'S FOR FREE!"
"MAI! WATCH OUT FOR THAT BABY CARRIA"
(BAM)
"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HER BABY!"
"DON'T WORRY! IT WAS ONLY FILLED WITH SODA CANS!"
"MY PRECIOUS CANS! COME BACK HERE YOU CRAZY HOODLUMS!"
"MAI SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!" Jounouchi screamed but alas his words were lost to the g's of the wind as Mai sped through the freeway as if a racer, eager to win the Daytona 500. Mai Smirked "Hang on to something you guys, this is the finale!" she hollered and slam the pedal, the speed acerbating ten fold and in synchronized horror everyone screamed a terrorized orchestra. She swerved off a corner, her hawk like eyes scanning a free parking place 40 meters away. The tires screeching a hard left she barely missed a Volkswagen and all the sudden a small construction ramp took the automobile's leverage, causing the whole car to become momentarily weightless before gravity brought it down with a thud! As soon as this happen Mai turned the wheel all the way to the right the car's screech sharply turning a gut wrenching half circle but the blonde completed her mission. The car was a perfect fit with the parallel parking.
She happily bounced out "Come on guys lets get something to eat!" she exclaimed happily bouncing ahead. Everyone left in the car just groaned, the turbulent motion in their stomachs yet to reside. "Oh man…" Jounouchi muttered, weakly opening the car door. Suddenly, his cheeks inflated and he ran to a place where he could spill the contents of his stomach. As for the trio left behind, currently they were all stuck together, apparently fear and terror made quite an impressive adhesive.
"Anzu-chan...is it safe to open my eyes now…?" Namu inquired eyes clenched tightly afraid to see what mass collision he was a part of. Anzu opened an eye and much to her relief saw that all three made it in one piece. "Yeah we're ok" she said and loosened her grip she had on him. Namu sighed in relief and opened both eyes "Shizuka-chan?" he ask. He look down seeing the redhead still holding to him tightly, eyes clenched, her face burying into his chest.
"Uh, Shizuka-chan we're safe, you can open your eyes now" he spoke softly and nudged her. Shizuka open one eye and then notice she was clinging onto Namu like Velcro. "Ah, s-sumimasen!' she spoke quickly pulling away a faint red on her cheeks. "Uhm, it's ok…really…" he assured. "Come on you guys, less talky more walky" Anzu interrupted their awkward moment. Both nodded and proceeded out of the car.
"Where's onni-chan?"
BLEAGH!
"DUDE! YOU SMELL LIKE A YETTI!"
……Oo;
X.x later on…
"What should we do with the remaining month of summer?" An inquisitive Jounouchi asked. The group turn t look to them 'He's right, we only have a month left of summer before school…' Anzu thought. A mental groan escape as the thought of teachers, homework, projects and most horribly thought…college entrance exams came to her mind. As she shivered a light bulb flickered in Shizuka's mind and she look to her brother "Onni-chan, what about the summerhouse?" she inquired.
"Summer house?" Namu ask. Jou snapped his fingers "Great idea! Aunt Miyami said we were more then welcomed to use it" he grinned at her. It was Anzu's turn to have a light bulb flicker on "hey! Why don't we invite everyone, and for the remaining month we spend our vacation there?" she said.
Everyone rejoiced, agreeing to the splendid idea "That's a great idea! Aunt Miyami's house is right by the beach, and it more the big enough to fit us all" Jounouchi exclaimed.
"Woot! The beach, sun, and beautiful women in bikinis count me in!" Jou posed finishing the sentence. "That sounds like a good plan" Mai agreed. "So it settled then! All we have to do it talk to Aunt Miyami and everyone else and we'll be on our way" Shizuka finish. "Yup the gang together again" Anzu said and notice Namu holding a pensive face; she knew what it was.
"Namu, you're coming too you know" she said. He blushed amazed that he read her mind so concisely "I…!" he began and Anzu saw that something else was lingering.
"Uhm…I was wondering...If Rishid and Isis could come along too" he ask. Anzu look to Jou, since they were using his aunt's house he had a say. Jounochi grinned "Of course Namu" he said.
Namu grinned at this "Arigatou Jou-kun!" he spoke gratefully. Mai stood up "It settles then to a summer of beachside romance!" she blurted out and froze. The rest look at her sniggering "Beach side romance eh?" Anzu teased. Mai turned, her face an embarrassed glow "Oh be quiet" she muttered under her breath. Jou and the others only smiled cheekily at her.
"Really? That's great Yuugi! When are we planning to go? Well Jounouchi need to talk it over with his aunt" Anzu spoke on her cell amidst of doing so she was taking out things to where to their trip over there, she wasn't one to leave everything to the last minute.
"OK, well bye Yuugi, night" the blip on her phone ended their conversation as she concentrated at the task in hand, packing for the beach. "Lets see, shorts, skirts suntan lotion bathing suit…" she checked. Perhaps she would buy a new bathing suit? Since it seem to no longer be able to hold her bust line, she looked down and groan "why must you be a curse…" she spoke aloud.
"Er…Anzu-chan…why are you talking to your chest?"
She jumped and turned to only see a blushing Namu looking at her confused. Her cheeks grew hot in reaction to this. "Can I come in?" he ask. She nodded "of course Namu kun" she replied and continued her task. He smiled and entered looking to all the things she was laying on her bed.
"Hmmm" he began. She looked to him "what is it?"
"I have no swim trunks…" he realized. She laughed a little "don't worry, we'll buy some or if not maybe we can borrow some from Jounouchi or Otogi or Honda" she assured. He nodded "Are you sure? It's ok for me to come? I feel like it wouldn't be the same…" he trailed off. She looked to him "Namu…." she began he looked up and both their eyes met they seem to stare for never ending moments.
"…Your fly is open," she said.
"Huh?" he looked down and blushed, quickly turning around pulling up his zipper. Anzu only giggled and laughed at this. Namu leered to her not thinking that his unopened fly was much amusement. Anzu couldn't stop her fit of giggles. Namu stuck out his tongue at her then he blushed his eyes looking down.
"What…?"
"…. Your shirt is opened…"
Anzu let out a surprised yelp quickly turning around hastily buttoning up. Namu snickered and it was her turn to leer at him then promptly sticking out her tongue. He walked to her "hey, looks like we both got caught with something undone" he said.
"Bleah"
"Here let me help you pack," he offered as he walked to her, little did he know a cute teddy by the name of Ichigo-kun would lead to his ultimate downfall. Ah, he was a cunning one, Ichigo-kun, falling from the shelf, bouncing around in the path of the boy and his owner. Ichigo was always a trouble maker, well not really, being a stuff animal, you get bored easily, he had to make his own entertainment somehow, sides if all things went well his master would thank him.
Ichigo mentally smiled mischievously as the boy came nearer and nearer, but he momentarily grimaced 'This is gonna sting' he thought and begin to count down.
5
4
3
2
OOF!
Lucky for him he was compiled of stuffing but still…being step on was not very pleasant. His glass eyes caught the boy stumbling unable to keep balance. His master cried out, her arms shot out as instinct to catching the falling blonde. Alas his force and weight also made her falter and the two fell onto her bed, clothing thrown onto the ground while others were wrinkled under their combine body weight.
Hmm, perhaps the red-pink teddy bear had gone a little far…naaaah.
Namu couldn't move. No matter how much his mind willed it, his body would not respond and so, he was stuck as he was, on top of the beautiful brunette. His heart was beating fast as her eyes captivated him suddenly the room became heavy, charged with tiny electric signals all over his body.
Anzu couldn't move…. She tried but her body wouldn't listen as the blonde stayed on top of her, her tongue was tied, she couldn't bring herself to say anything just…look into Namu's eyes, the atmosphere started to get hot, charged. "Anzu…" Namu began.
"Yes…?"
He gulped; oh how she looked gorgeous her hair spreads out onto the pillow like a beautiful halo. Her cheeks tinted with a cherry gloss, her parting full coral colored lips. 'What am I doing!' he mentally scolded at himself but that logic was immediately lost as focus on Anzu regain again. Those lips…he had kissed them once but it was too fleeting…he wanted to feel that warmth again.
"Anzu-chan….can I…?" he began. Anzu remain still her head unconsciously nodded. He began to lean forward his eyes drooped as he swoop down ever so slowly. Their noses now touching he was so close…
"Anzu-chan.." he breathed.
"Eh hm…."
The two suddenly stop and froze; rigidly the two looked up only to see a disgruntled Jounouchi and besides him was Shizuka…well with jounouchi's hands covering both of her eyes rather tightly. "Onni-chan, why did you cover my eyes?" she ask. "Because Anzu has a picture of a shirtless man in her room" he lied.
Namu immediately pushed himself away, his bum landing on poor Ichigo-kun.
If the bear could speak he be spouting obscenities as majestic as Mt.Fuji.
"Ah onni-chan, that's silly!" Shizuka spoke trying to pry his hands off. "Lets go downstairs, I don't want your sight to be corrupted" he joked. "Aw…I wanted to see who was the shirtless guy.."
"WHA?"
"Joking...joking…"
As the two returned downstairs Namu and Anzu sighed. "…I forgot they were staying here…." she muttered, she couldn't blame them, Jounochi didn't want his sister going near their father at the moment. "…. I'm sorry Anzu-chan…" Namu finally spoke.
"I should have controlled myself…" he began but she stopped him. "It was also my fault…I should have done something…" she replied. Namu sighed. "Lets go help them set up for the night eh?" she proposed.
Namu nodded picking himself up and the left the room, closing the door. After making sure he was positively absolutely alone he picked himself up. 'Well, that was fun' he thought, making ways towards the bed. Ah this would totally suck, he be all alone in the house, sometimes being a possessed teddy bear really bit the dust, then again…
An evil like grin came to his other wise stitched still face.
Ichigo-kun was always a trouble maker, well not really, being a stuff animal, you get bored easily, he had to make his own entertainment somehow, sides if all things went well his master would thank him.
TbC
Ahh, hopefully this'll make up with the late updates! I so sorry until next time and sorry ifI did the Japanese wrong and also FEAR THE BEAR!
JA!
fOX
