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Authors Note: Please feel free to write any nonsense in any reviews I get. I don't mind a bit of entertainment and it will be fun!

Also, some people have asked me when the Harry/Hermione romance is going to start. Probably not till the end, but you will pick up hints along the way and there will be some cute moments!

Please bear with my updating. School is really stressful at the moment, but I am spending most of my free time writing new chapters for all 4 of my stories!

PassionFlower

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Night breaks.

My heart could not ache anymore.

Am I that easy to ignore?

My heart could not ache anymore

Am I that easy to ignore?

Easy Too Ignore – Sixpence None The Richer.

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"I don't believe it." Said Ron numbly.

Harry shook his head, "Me neither."

"First she blanks us, then she insults a teacher! What next... a lip ring, heavy music, black clothes? What do you think?"

Without waiting for an answer, he continued. "What is up with her?"

"Err Ron..."

"I bet it is Parvati and Lavender."

"Umm, Ron!"

"They've cast a spell!"

"Ron..."

"A potion!"

"RON!"

Irritated, he turned to face Harry. "What?!"

"Up ahead, it's Hermione."

He looked up and sure enough, there was the pretty girl stalking down the corridor.

"Hey Hermione."

But instead of stopping to talk with them like she would have done before, she carried on walking without so much as a glance in their direction.

"Well, that was weird. What's up with her?" asked Ron.

"I think it's 'that time of the month,' " suggested Harry.

"She's a werewolf?!" asked the redheaded boy in alarm.

Harry sighed. "You know, her period...?"

"Her what?"

"You honestly don't know what I'm talking about."

"Nope."

"Well, let me explain..."

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"Oh gross! That is horrible!" yelped Ron. He paused, thinking. "I always wondered what those white cotton wool things on string were. I found them in Ginny's room a couple of years ago."

Harry raised his eyebrows at his friend. "Riiggghhtt... but anyway, in a couple of days time we will have the old Hermione back."

"Are you sure?"

"Super sure."

"Really, really sure?"

"Super, super sure."

"Really, really, really sure?"

"Super, super, super sure."

"Really, really, really, really sure?"

"Super, super, super, super sure."

"Really, re..." Harry slammed a hand over his friend's mouth. "Sometimes..." he said, "I wish that I had friends like Crabbe and Goyle, at least they're too stupid to talk."

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"Oh god..." moaned Hermione out loud as she stalked down the corridor. "Why did I do that stupid dare?"

So wrapped in her thoughts, Hermione failed to notice the loud voices coming from down the corridor.

A loud "RON" brought her out of her train of thought. Oh no...

Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Just ignore them and they'll go away.


"Hey Hermione."

Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Just ignore them and they'll go... oh, they have gone away.


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"So what's your punishment?" asked a curious Parvati.

"3 months detention and a ban from History of Magic Class."

Lavender raised an eyebrow. "Skipping History of Magic is a punishment?!"

"It is when you have to spend that period cleaning out toilets."

The three girls cringed. They were all sat around the warm fire, they had just finished all their homework and decided this was to perfect time and place to relax.

"Have you seen Harry and Ron yet?" asked Lavender.

"Yes," she replied glumly.

"What did you do?"

"Ignored them."

"What did they look like?"

"Huh?"

"You know, after you blanked them."

"I'm not sure because I wasn't looking, but I'd picture it to be like this..." She pulled a grotesque face that was a mixture of shocked, surprised, hurt and angry.

Holding her sides from laughing, Parvati wondered aloud why they'd never been friends before.

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"Harry, what's wrong with Hermione?"

"Dunno. Maybe we should spy on her or something..."

"Hey Harry, Ron." Called Seamus from his bed. "Talking of Hermione, have you seen her? She is SO hot! Why I'd just love to grab her and..."

Within a shot Harry had dived off his bed and straight onto Seamus.

"Harry, HARRY!" yelled Ron, attempting to pull his friend off. "Dean, help me!"

Together they managed to pull a panting Harry off the shaking boy. "If I ever, EVER hear you say those words again, I'll..."

Glaring at Harry, Seamus stalked out the room, Dean following after.

"Oh Harry, what did you do that for?" groaned Ron.

"I don't bloody regret it. He deserved everything he got. Stupid perv..."

"He's acting like a boy Harry." Ron explained. "It's what most normal boys do!"

"Well I'm not normal am I?!" snapped Harry before storming downstairs.

"Harry... Harry, wait!"

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Sighing, Hermione collapsed onto her bed.

"What's wrong?" queried Parvati, fiddling with her earrings.

"My life, everything. God, my life is so...so... ANNOYING!"

"Why?"

"It just does!"

"Why?"

"Do you want a list?"

"That'd be nice..."

REASON'S WHY MY LIFE SUCKS: By Hermione Granger. With Commentary from Parvati Patil.

I have detention. For the first time in my life, I have detention. What will my mum say?

You'll be fine. Honestly, take a walk on the wild side!

I've been ignoring Harry and Ron; they probably won't ever talk to me again.

You're still moaning about that?! They are not true friend's if they drop
you because you've been ignoring them and keeping them out of your
business. I mean Harry did exactly that...


My makeover. I'm not used to this kind of attention. Even SNAPE is flirting with me!

Ok, maybe the Snape thing is quite gross but still... you look totally hot!

I don't think Harry likes my new look.

Of course he does... Everyone loves your new look.

Harry came storming down the stairs a couple of minutes ago. He completely blanked me!

Well you're ignoring him. Why are you so bothered about Harry?

And... Oh God... I've just thought of something...


Snatching the paper from Hermione, Parvati read it out loud to Lavender, who had just entered the room.

"Are you coming to the same conclusion as I am?" asked Parvati.

"Yup."

"What conclusion?" asked Hermione.

"You luurrrvvve Harry."

"What... I, I, I do not!" she stuttered, "I don't love Harry!"

"Oh so just casually dropping him into a conversation every 5 minutes is normal. Or how about obsessing over him every minute?"

"I do NOT obsess!"

"Yes you do." Lavender pretended to be Hermione. "I wonder how Harry is today? I hope he's not upset that I've been ignoring him. Did you ever notice that his eyes sparkle when he's happy?"

"It's all your fault. You and that stupid bet! Honestly, Harry and Ron must be so confused. If only I could explain to them that it is only a week, that I'll talk to them after that."

Making a 'humph' noise, Lavender continued with her teasing, "Harry is so beautiful. I luuurrrvvve him!"

Giggling, Hermione pushed her friend. "I've never said that!"

"Yeah, whatever. You're still in love with Harry!"

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Ar... Ow. Why did you push me?"

"Now girls." Scolded Parvati. "Play nice."

"Wanna' go to the kitchens?" asked Hermione.

"Sure."

As the voices died away their was a rustle of a cloak, then seemingly out of thin air, appeared two boys.

"Well Ron," gulped Harry. "I think that answered your question."

Unable to speak, Ron simply nodded.

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Hey everyone!

I just want to say a HUUUGGGEEE thank you to all my reviewers, without you I would be... err, reviewless.

Please feel free to write any nonsense in any reviews I get. I don't mind a bit of entertainment and it will be fun!

Also, some people have asked me when the Harry/Hermione romance is going to start. Probably not till the end, but you will pick up hints along the way and there will be some cute moments!

Please bear with my updating. School is really stressful at the moment, but I am spending most of my free time writing new chapters for all 4 of my stories!

PassionFlower xxxxxx