I don't own Yugi-oh... And I think the brain freeze from the chocolate ice cream did me in. This is the result.

Chapter Three: Ahhh, the Wonders of Milk Chocolate Kisses...

"Sire?" one of the servants stammered as Mokuba turned the sugar pulsing through his veins. His lids half closed, a dust of long lashes shielding his dulled grey-blue eyes . He smiled, like a cute drunk.

"You have brought me what I desire, lowly fairy?!" he snapped. The servant nodded and on bended knee presented the wand and large beautifully made fairy wings. Mokuba squealed in joy as he took them.

And then growled "MY TUTU WHERE IS IT?!" he bellowed like a beast.

"My Great Lord it is here!" the sunglass-ed bodyguard returned with a whole gorgeous outfit including pretty pink leggings. They were presented to the Fairy King.

The Fairy King's eyes glowed with wonder as he carefully took the golden crown, full of pink diamonds and roses. And placed it on his head, throwing the leggings aside with disgust.

"This is beautiful thank you" he said pleasantly, and then began to take all his clothes off. Till he was down to nothing but his white underwear that was giving him a terrible wedgie.

"Do you have anything pink?" he whispered to the first servant who turned red and began to sputter.

"HOW DARE YOU, DARK FILTH! DO NOT DISOBEY YOUR KING'S ORDERS!!!! FETCH ME SOME COLORED UNDERWEAR NOW!"

The servant ran away like his very ass were on fire, to go find the Fairy King some pink underwear...

While he did that, Mokuba grabbed his lovely clothes and ran down to the kitchen, where he found that red heart box of chocolates. And began to giggle manically

"Muwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!" he said opening the box and popping a Hershey kiss in his mouth. It dissolved and he whimpered his eyes almost closing the whole way.

"I wonder, Mr. Confection whether the pretty boy upstairs would like to become... My utterly submissive slave? Come! FIRST THE PRETTY BOY AND THEN THE WORLD! COME PRECIOUS, TO THE STAIRS!"

And Mokuba ran out of the kitchen only to be stopped by the servant holding a single piece of pink underwear. Actually a pink panty that had frills all over the backside. Mokuba squealed like a five year old and snatched it from his hands. Giving him a kiss on the cheek, he ran into the nearest bathroom to dress himself.

Seto prowled the huge upstairs looking for his brother, in his condition he could have hid any number of places and...

"HAHA!" Mokuba Kaiba came out screaming like Xena the Warrior Princess, from the nearest broom closet and tackled his brother to the floor. Seto landed flat on his back staring up at the boy whose hair was filled with roses, and was wearing a pink tutu with no leggings. Garlands of roses draped across his small chest, pretty wings on his back. Armed with a shining wand and a box of chocolates.

Seto blinked painfully and was unable to speak; Mokuba placed the box on Seto's trim chest and opened it.

"Eat this, pretty boy" Mokuba whispered with a wicked smile. Seto shook his head, pressing his lips tightly together. Waiting for the moment he could... Seto grabbed his brother wrists.

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!" Mokuba cried and with some strength that caught Seto completely out of surprise, stuffed a chocolate in his mouth. At once Seto's eyes dulled, as he sat there the wrappers all about the place. Very few chocolate's had spilt, as Mokuba was struck with an idea.

"My darling prince, you need to help me find my Queen." Mokuba said touching Seto's face tracing the fine features. Seto nodded softly.

"Anything that you want my dear Fairy King!" Seto said with a shining smile and looked down at his clothes and then to the Fairy King's.

"Can I wear pink too?"

"If you're good" Mokuba said patting him on the head and then removed a long piece of pink rope and tied one end around Seto's waist and gave it a tug.

"Now I cannot lose you my dear Pixie Prince Seto." Mokuba said and then began to laugh evilly.

Seto picked him up and rested him on his shoulders, "Where do you want to go Sire?" Kaiba asked, his voice had gone quite high. His eyes were shining with a girly light, that the King of Fairies was very happy about.

Mokuba inhaled the scent of his 'princes' hair and replied "To a place we can find you a PINK frock and then... TO FIND MY LOVE!" he said loudly as Seto skipped down the stairs with the King of all Fairies on his back.

"I AM COMING MY FOLLOWERS AND MR. CONFECTION WILL WRECK DESTRUCTION ON YOUR PETTY LIVES!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Was the last thing the servants heard before the door closed...

God help all young attractive women within a twenty-mile radius... They were all candidates for the new Fairy Queen...