Seto stopped at a particular costume shop that was decorated with all sorts of red and pink costumes in the store window in honor of Valentine's Day...

And then walking in, he laughed happily....

Thirty minutes later after a 1,000 dollars worth of shopping in one little store. Seto and Mokuba Kaiba came out into the twilight lit shopping district of Domino City. The nightlife was beginning and all sorts of characters were surfacing from the lack of sunlight.

Seto was something out of a girls punk magazine, he wore hot pink shiny leather pants that were (even for his small waist) skintight on him. They were hip huggers, showing his soft smooth abdomen. His shirt consisted of a hot pink fishnet with large holes in it. All over his neck and wrists, dog collar/chains themed jewelry poked it's way out into the dying sunlight. A wire halo and a pair of light pink angel wings were tastefully seen. To top it all off, he wore large heeled boots and a pair of rose tinted heart shaped sunglasses.

Mokuba plopped him down and finished doing his nails in black nail polish before, Seto picked him back up,

"Thank you Sire! This pink it makes we feel like a real man!!!" Seto said with a wide drugged smile.

Mokuba laughed as he played like a cat with the top of the halo.

"You're pretty in pink Fairy Prince" Mokuba said causally, Seto nodded a little as he nearly tripped over a set of shopping bags. That belonged to a pretty girl with long almost brunette/orange hair.

"Oh my!" Mokuba's face went red like a cherry, as Serenity Wheeler followed the eyes of the boy that was slowly falling. Seto straightened himself just in time though, and laughed evilly.

"Is this the lady you want King?" Seto asked, Serenity's mouth fell open. As Joey came to step in front of his little sister.

"What the hell are you talking about and what it with all the pink... MPHHH!" Seto jammed a Hershey kiss into his mouth. And slowly Joey swayed, like a blade of grass in the wind. And then he gave a violent hiccup...

"My two lords what can I do for you?" he said in a very British like accent, a tiny bit of drool escaping from the corner of his mouth. His eyes remained shut...

"Go get me two McDonalds meals!" Mokuba cried, and then there was a cloud of dust and he returned, two trays in either hand.

"My he is fast Sire" Seto looked up at his brother, who nodded.

"What about swim across the English channel?" another cloud of dust and Joey returned sopping wet.

Seto laughed "Wow, that's a new record eh, Butler?"

"Of course Sire." He bowed; Mokuba clapped his hands together in glee as Serenity looked at her brother and the two Kaibas in tears.

"What happened to you!" she cried grabbing Joey's shoulders and shaking him. He barely moved, that was how straight he was standing.

"Now we have the Willing Servant, the Fairy King (myself muhahahaha!), the Fairy Prince and now you, my FAIRY QUEEN!" Mokuba said evilly, near tears of happiness.

"Give this to my love!" Mokuba handed Joey a harmless looking Hershey kiss, which Joey turned around like a board and placed it in her hand.

"Eat this for me, my Lady" Joey said. Serenity sniffled loudly and shook her head. Joey's eyes suddenly snapped open, revealing bloodshot druggy eyes.

"YOU WILL DO AS YOUR KING COMMANDS!" and then Joey snatched the kiss from Serenity hand and stuffed it into her mouth. She vainly tried to spit it out and then....

Joey's eyes returned to their closed state, as his sister howled at the moon, and then hiccuped. A second later, Serenity ran over too Mokuba and took his hands.

"MY KING!" Mokuba eyes were all shiny with tears.

"Do you hear that Prince I have found my Queen..."

AN: Sorry for the long wait, my dumb ass computer was not letting me get into Word... eh... Oh and

I don't own Yugi-oh....