I evil monster called a job has taken me away from torturing the famous Yugi-oh characters! Oh the pain! But I have returned and with a vengeance!

I don't own Yugi-oh

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"We will set a trap for him." Mokuba said quietly, as the rope lay innocently in front of the Kame Game Shop across town.

"The two of them Sire?" Joey asked as he laid a carrot in the middle and then they went to go hide behind a tree where they would wait.

Not a moment later two chattering bodies came out from the store and stepped into the trap. There were two screams and Joey pushed each body into the bags; together the Prince and Butler carried off the two screaming potato sacks.

And so through Domino city they went, Mokuba singing the Mickey Mouse March at the top of his lungs toward Seto's apartment near Kaiba Corp.

A few mintues later they dumped two bodies full of soil and twigs onto the 1,000 dollar carpet in Kaiba's bedroom. The pharaoh looked angrily around while Tea was purple from not be able to breathe in the sack.

Joey crouched down in front of Yugi, and grinned.

"What is the meaning of this?!" Yami cried looking up at Seto, and then he went pale and blinked.

Joey smiled "You don't like our clothes then you shall suffer." They then strung Yugi up by his leg over Kaiba's bed and Serenity was allowed to feed him grapes till he exploded.

As for Tea they locked her in Kaiba's closet, and in the center of the room left a small box of chocolates.

"Butler" Seto commanded, Joey was there in a flash, bowing low.

"I need a crown and the prettiest dress you can find for the Queen... As for now the Fairy King wishes to take a nap. AND bring me Bakura and Merrick, be sure to feed them some chocolate. Then dump them in the room with that silly little pharaoh and his lover. We shall see then who is the fairest in the land!"

Seto Kaiba then laughed very, very evilly and in a flurry of his wings left the butler to fulfill his tasks...

The King was sleeping, using his head for a pillow, Seto smiled as he brought Mokuba to one of the finest rooms in the apartment. And laid him on the bed were the little boy curled up, then left to bring the Queen who had apparently fallen asleep. Maybe the chocolate did not agree with her.

He then gently laid them side-by-side on the huge side bed and sighed happily. Oh the wedding would be beautiful! But he wondered then what flowers the Fairy King would like. And the Queen, what kind of wedding dress would she like!?

All the thoughts in his head were giving him a headache and wringing his hands fretfully he left the room to go make a few calls. About a few fitting sessions, the florist and a perfect church he knew not to far away.....

---Somewhere across town---

"Would you unhand me Joseph!" Bakura screamed as they were going at lightning speed toward some destination. Joey didn't so much blink as they passed people and buildings in a whirl of color.

"Do you have any idea were he lives?" Joey asked then, Bakura paused in his hissy fit and looked thoughtful.

"Just passed the street" he said loudly.

"Oh darnit" Joey swore, sounding more and more like Bakura every moment. And they suddenly reversed and went down a particularly rich part of the Domino suburbs to go get Merrick...