"I think the King would like this Shiny Thing indeed" Joey sniffed a moment later, as Bakura held the Millennium Rod between his teeth, while under Joey's other arm was Merrick who was failing like a fish out of water.
"You idiot! MY PLAN FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD WAS ALMOST PERFECT!" Merrick screamed like a crybaby.
"Shut up, we have work to do!" And the cloud of dust continued all the way back to Kaiba's apartment.
Tea and finally managed to get out of the closet, almost running over the chocolates sitting in the middle of the room. She was quite hungry, and she had no idea how long she had been in there.
There was a giant thud and Yugi hit the bed, headfirst with a wail he sat up. Resuming his old form once again, Tea got up and ran over to him. Touching his forehead tenderly, he winced and looked up his large amethyst eyes melting her.
"A-are you alright?" she asked softly feeling her cheeks flushing, Yugi leaned into her touch and smiled.
"I'm fine now."
Tea opened her hand and popped a chocolate into her mouth, and then gave one to Yugi.
"These are kind of good."
And then there were twin hiccups, and then maniacal laughter.
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"Get in there, The Prince will deal with you later!" Joey said loudly shoving Bakura into the room with a piece of chocolate in his mouth. He choked when he hit the floor and blinked wide eyed at his two friends making out on Kaiba's million-dollar bed.
A moment later it seemed a random scene of a soap opera was being played out….
"Oh 'Maria' how could you do this to me!" Bakura wept into his arm, Tea now the infamous adulteress 'Maria' looked up to see her fiancée Roderick stand up and walk to the door.
"Roderick no!" she cried pushing the Pharaoh off her, cheeks flushed with both desire and terror.
The weeping Bakura turned to her, the teardrops glistening "I thought you were happy, but I see that my second cousin Richard is more suited to your tastes."
The Pharaoh had now become part of his soap opera, the chocolate taking affect on even him, now he became the bad boy Richard.
"She always liked me better, Roderick that's the only reason why she's marrying into our family." The Pharaoh smiled evilly and 'Roderick' left the room.
This was bad the Butler had not locked the door…
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Somewhere upstairs Kaiba had changed and was presently burning all of his Duel Monsters cards in the fireplace humming one of Utada Hikaru's pop songs with glee. Now he was dressed in something with as many revealing holes as possible. His shirt was a pale mauve with a huge rip in the front revealing a smooth sculpted chest.
Perfect long legs graced with torn leather pans exposing white skin that had not seen the sun in several years. Over that a sheer black trench coat. To any woman who knew the dueling sensation that was Seto Kaiba he was very sexy indeed.
A knock on the door disturbed his second verse of Sakura Drops.
"Enter" he said softly placing the tiny crown on his head, nothing as elaborate as the King's but beautiful nonetheless.
Joey with his perpetually closed eyes entered and dumped Merrick Ishtar on the carpet and threw the Millennium Rod to the floor.
"I couldn't put him in the room dearest Prince. He possess something that has great power, I feel like you should have it before the Fairy King does…"
Kaiba smiled "Merrick Ishtar how are you at decorating?"
Merrick blinked a few times as Joey shoved a box of chocolate down his throat.
"Excellent actually"
"Wonderful" Seto smiled gleefully….
