Zero and me and Axl makes three- Chapter 2
Past- Monday, Early Afternoon,
Dear Diary,
Today the orange made a funny noise when I tried to open it and it scared the hell out of me so I left it shut. That's all that happened.
No, I'm lying. In fact a hell of a lot happened today. We were let out of our cell (And it was getting quite comfortable!) and were taken to Signas- This bloke who although he knows most of the people in the MH-HQ, and everyone respects him and stuff, I don't actually think they treat him like a leader, more as a mate, I suppose. He's a bit... Weird if you ask me, but Zero looked ecstatic to see him though 'cause they used to know each other. And there was (Past) Zero and X there too. They made such a cute couple actually now I think of it. Looking at (Future) Zero and comparing him to the past version of himself, it seems that Ciel lopped a few inches off of his height and made him look several years younger. X isn't as tall as him (Past Zero that is) and is probably about the same height as our Zero. All the same, they made a very cute couple.
Strange.
But any who, there was this long and boring conversation about who are and what we're actually doing here and how the HELL we got in. Personally I think they would have believed anything other then what Cerveau came up with! I swear, if we'd have said we were Ninja (I wish I hadn't said that... I'm starting to miss Phantom all over again.) Beach bunnies who had lost our way then they would have believed in more then Cerveau's story. He tried to say we were... What was it? Something like we're mercenaries and we've been looking for work and we managed to sneak in. Per-lease! Do I look like a mercenary? He whispered something to Zero (Ours, not past) and he giggled, probably said that I'd make a better prostitute then a mercenary 'cause I can't fight. As hell I can, the bastard!
But anyways, Zero kept looking at P. Zero in an almost longing way, P. Zero was chatting happily (If not dizzily) to X and didn't seem to notice.
Although they decided to believe our (Fairly fictional) story we were told to stay put and P. Zero was put in charge of us. X wandered off something to do... Whatever X liked to do and Signas ran off o be the first to get to the coffee machine (I swear blind, that he runs on that stuff. Had a plastic cup full of it when he was talking to us. Can't blame him though. Borin' around here.
Zero began to natter to his past self and me and Cerveau were left looking like lemons. When they finally stopped he came over and told us that P. Zero had no clue about what X was doing. I told him that he was being stupid and X seemed as nice and loyal a Reploid as I had seen. Zero just said, "That's what they all say", all mysterious like.
I don't know how he talked me into it though, but I played the 'Femme dost pleadeth' card that is usually reserved for getting Zero to do his missions (You can not even BEGIN to imagine how much he complains!). Yes I put my pride on the line and used it on the Past Zero. Flirting and flattery can get you anywhere; I learnt that a long time ago. Zero (Future, not past... Moron) managed to sneak out whilst I sunk to a low, low level for him by doing the famous air-headed giggle. Why do I do these things when I don't even want to be here or don't like anyone here? I'm just way too nice. If Zero's late this time I swear I'll kill him.
Commander Elpizo.
P.S, Me and Cerveau played Hangman whilst we waited. Mine was- 'HURRY UP ZERO'. His was, 'ELPIZO FANCIES ZERO'. The nerve. We got into a fight and P. Zero had to tear us apart. After a while I asked which Zero did he mean and he said both. Oh, I hate him so much.
P.S.S, I can hear you laughing!
P.S.S.S, I do NOT fancy Zero! Either of them!
Monday- Past, Evening,
Dear Diary,
When Zero came back he looked on the verge of tears. Past Zero puts meaning to the phrase, 'All blondes are ditzy', he didn't even notice Zero stroll in (Being too busy yapping away to X on his mobile). It was kind of sweet though, watching Past Zero talk to X, he was really nice to him, even if he acted like a bastard to everyone else, so if he was in a mood then I'm guessing he would go straight to X for comfort. You could see who controlled the relationship most of the time; P. Zero was really protective of X and any other guy who gave him a suggestive look or anything would be dead (Practically). And yet I couldn't help feel that X ran the show. But that's just me and my Uke-ish tendencies, so eh.
Zero had a good long (Quiet) cry to me and Cerveau about how much he knew that X was seeing someone else, bless. He's being paranoid. Apparently X is seeing this other Reploid named Axl behind P. Zero's back. "Axl!" Zero sneered, "Obviously can't even spell properly." He reeeeally hates this Axl fella though. Says he wants to rip his head off. Of course he's said nada about what he'd do about X (If he really is seeing him) and just natters on and on about ways to destroy Axl.
Commander Elpizo.
Tuesday- Past, Late Morning,
Dear Diary,
So it's sort of settled. Signas is allowing us to meander about most places by ourselves and we're free. Been talking to X, and he is a really nice guy. I can see why Zero's so madly in love with him. He has these fantastically green eyes and actually listens to what you're saying (Unlike some others I could mention cough Zero cough). Back to Axl. He's such a little cutie pie! He's way too young for either X or Zero! I don't see why he's getting so worked up.
Zero's STILL going to hack into the security system to check anyway though... Stupid git.
That's all for Today,
Commander Elpizo.
Tuesday- Past, Early Evening
Dear Diary,
What am I getting myself into? Zero couldn't find anything on tape but he's still too stubborn to just leave it at X being loyal. He reckons he right and when he's right we all have to agree or go home. I wasn't just going to leave him here with Cerveau to get embarrassed and so I stayed and have decided to help. We're going to follow Axl and/or X around most of the time and try to see whether or not Zero's right. I don't think he quite knows what to do if he IS right, but he says that if he's wrong we can all go home.
I'm also staying because I want him to know that I was right and he wrong. H
He's so paranoid.
He's attractive in a strangely, attractive way. Hmmm...
No. Stupid thoughts.
Oh well... Let Operation Anti-Axl commence!
Commander Elpizo
