AA: This chapter is just a leetle add on to finish it off because the end to the last chapter was pretty damn lame. WARNING MAJOR FREAKING OUT AHEAD
Zero and Me and Axl Makes Three (Again)
Thursday; Afternoon
As I think you can guess, I've retreated to my diary. I just realised that without it I have no one to bitch to...
I've been band from Ciel's lab. Apparently I 'distress' the Cyber Elves. They were staring at me with their big, round, glowy, creepy, bug-eyes... Just staring and staring and staring... Ewww. I HAD to scream, didn't I? It wasn't my fault they started screaming too and one of them bit me! I could have rabies! Hell, they were probably planning to do something reeeally evil to me... I think I'm scarred for life.
NOTHING has happened so far. I fell asleep across my desk and the two operators started gossiping about me; I know they were because I wasn't asleep for the last five minutes of their little chat and they kept bitching about how I was such a flirt and stuff. I am not. They're just jealous of my gorgeous looks. Stupid cows. Anyway, I feel pretty good considering I was up late last night.
I was feeling pretty damn awful then though. I kept thinking of Phantom and I got something in my eye so I had to run and get a tissue. Ciel caught me snuffling and she gave me a hug and got me to tell her what the matter was. I didn't tell the entire truth, obviously. What would she think of me if I said I was in love with someone who was practically her Grandson?! All I said was someone very close to me had died and I was missing them. She said everything will look better in the morning and to keep my chin up. It was sweet of her, even though it didn't help a great deal.
Oh well... Can't spend the rest of my life crying and anyway, I'm a military tactician!
Thursday; Evening
I swear by my comb that I was not flirting with Zero today when I was sitting provocatively on my desk and tossing my hair over one shoulder and dazzling him with my pearly white smile. Okay, sure he went all drooly and pink, but I can't help it if I'm naturally sexy. But he was all over me, almost on my lap for heaven's sake! None of my seductive whims you understand though. (Wink, wink)...
Cerveau wrinkles his nose whenever he sees me now and mutters darkly under his breath. I have no idea what I've done to him to deserve this treatment but he seems to know and won't tell me. Stupid little bugger keeps saying stuff to Andrew and they both scowl at me like I'm a bad example. Per-lease! At least I don't cram myself into a little tiny lab all day and wake everyone up at bloody midnight with an explosion because something didn't go quite right. Grrr... He'll have the whole base against me if he keeps this up. I already know that creepy little girl with the cat doll doesn't like me.
What on earth is there not to like about me?!
Thursday; V.V.V Late
I can't sleep again! I've got lots and lots of energy to kill and no gun to do so. I think I'll go for a little walk, fresh air's meant to do you good when you feel sick. I don't know whether it works when you're hyper-active but it bloody well better do.
Friday; V.V.V Early
Not quite sure what to write except maybe... Wow. As an Errand Boy in Neo Arcadia I slept in the Slave's Quarters (Or in Phantom's, queue the giggling and blushing...) and I never really got a good look at the sky or anything. Trust me; I'm not much of a romantic but... That sky was beautiful... The moon just reflected off of the water (It surrounds the base, DUH!) and shimmered as the waves lapped over each other... It was incredibly soothing. I just stood there mesmerized for goodness knows how long. I could have stayed there till the sun rose but I was far too tired... I can barely keep awake and I Am SuRe My WrItIng's GOnE funny...
Good night,
Elpizo
Friday; Late Morning
I found myself passionately entwined with my bed covers when I woke up (Which wasn't very long ago). Can't remember what dream I was having but I probably don't want to know. According to Ciel she came in to wake me up but I looked 'Just too sweet for words' and left me to sleep in. For that I'm grateful, however the milk in the fridge went off and I was the first person to know. Bleaurgh... I've brushed my teeth five times but the taste won't go away...
I've also found out that you can programme my control panel to play the theme song to 'The Simpsons' if you fiddle about with it long enough and there's solitaire on it as well. I challenged one of the Operators but she just raised an eyebrow at me and giggled to her friend. God I hate being the only bloke up here. And it doesn't help that I'm about as straight at a circle.
Cerveau has stopped giving me evils and is now just ignoring me. Somehow this seems worse...
I can't help but sit here and think that I didn't really know Phantom all that well... I did know his favourite colour was dark, dark, dark, dark violet and he thought spaghetti looked like worms and tasted even worse, but I didn't really know him well. Doesn't stop me was being insanely, profoundly in love with him though, never has and never will.
Saturday; Afternoon
Eee, I haven't written in AGES! Well, only about twenty four hours but still...
There's been a breakthrough. Zero returned with a strange little pink thing. Ciel says that it's called a 'Baby Elf'. Sorry, but I do not see what's so infantile about it. It's pink, it floats. A baby eats, screams and sleeps. No real connection here! I didn't say that out loud though, I need Ciel on my side... Half of the base are giving me these weird little looks like they're planning to do evil things to me like the Cyber Elves are... Who knows, maybe they're in league with each other and scheme when they think I'm not looking.
Maybe I should carry my sword around with me more often. Y'know, just in case.
Meow, Zero's looking pretty magnificent today, can't blame half of the women in the Resistance fancying him so badly. As I sit here and gaze at him, I think, How does he get his hair to stay in place? Even after missions it's perfect... Maybe he gets the area guardian to help his sort it out?!
I can't be bothered to write anymore... My head's hurting and I think I need to go lie down (I can hear those 'Lie down with Zero that is!' jokes!)...
Elpizo
