AA: I'm writing another chapter because I was asked ever-so nicely. However, I WANT YOU TO CONTINUE YOUR FIC NOW UZU-CHAN!!! Ahem. Enjoy! I know the end's a little silly, but I got bored writing normal stuff!!!! Keep on groovin', you people!

Zero and Me and Axl Makes Three

Sunday, Afternoon

I am feeling so damn good today! I managed to convince Ciel that an Office party would be a good idea. I mean, they're all boring old prats that never have any fun because they're too busy worrying about Neo-Arcadia (I just don't understand that. Leviathan, Fafnir and Harpuia just bitch at each other most of the time. They're siblings; it's their job).

It's being held on Tuesday night so I'll have plenty of time to decide what I want to wear and things like that. To give an idea of my happiness, I've been flirting with CERVEAU of all people! I'm sure he's on my side now. He went crimson and ran off to make a new thingy or fix a weapon or something. I just wish he'd make himself useful and invent a conditioner that doesn't dry out your hair! I mean, what use is a 'Chain Rod' if you have shitty, rank-looking hair?!

I suppose this 'Baby Elf' is quite cute. It doesn't look at me in that evil way or try to bite my fingers off. Sort of made me wish Reploids could have kids and that either I was a girl or that I was straight. No... Stupid thoughts. That's just daft. Why would I want drooling, screamy babies to deal with???

I found myself talking to Phantom while I was getting something to wake me up. It was quite comforting even though no one replied... Stop looking at me like I'm a loony. I belong in a nuthouse, don't I? Either that or I'm just an extremely delirious person. I know it gets a little boring me going on and on about Phantom but you know what? I don't give a damn! I'm sick of being pushed around...

(Coughs)

Anyway, I keep wondering why Ciel even let me into the Resistance. I mean, come one!!! Why would you trust a guy who used to work for the opposition? In fact, why did she even let a blonde, pink-wearing, gay Reploid become a commander? She didn't even make sure I wasn't a spy or anything? Jeeze! This is sooo stupid...

I think I need another Hot Chocolate...

Sunday, Night

Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! How many calories are there in a small Hot Chocolate?! I wasn't thinking when I chucked 'em back this morning?!?! How many did I have? Maybe four... Omigosh!!! How much weight have I put on? Am I getting chubbier? You're such a stupid, stupid, STUPID MUPPET, Elpizo! I have to go and check the packet out, then I'll see if I can find scales anywhere around this bloody place.... Damn, damn, damn, damn...

Sunday, Night (An Hour Later)

I am so lucky! I haven't put any weight on... Or am I too thin? No, I'm in perfect shape! I did another late-night dash (I seem to be prone to these, don't I?) around the base; I stopped by the watch towers to see if it was a pretty night again, but there was someone there and they gave me a funny look when I tried to open the window. I eventually wandered into Zero's room. I can hear you sniggering! But it was the only place with scales in it (I couldn't go to Ciel because her door was locked and she had her 'Bother me and I'll set the Cyber Elves on you- AND THAT MEANS YOU, ANDREW!' sign up.).

Zero was in there, he was searching through some old records or something. He had this ancient music on. I made him jump when I came in, but he didn't seem too bothered, even though he hid what he was doing from me. I came over and asked him what the matter was; it went kind of like this;

Moi: ... Zero? Are you okay?

Zero: Mnnph. Puts arm over records

Moi: Kicks chair extremely hard Show me, yer moron.

Zero: Glowers and moves arm. Records about X and stuff

Moi: You still miss him? Puts arm around

Zero: Get away from me! Bugger off... Storms off

I was only trying to help but he just exploded at me! Pompous, arrogant bastard!

Monday; Afternoon

Ciel's making me help plan the shindig tomorrow night. Personally I don't think it's all that much to worry about as long as you have more then three CDs and a CD Player.

Not much new stuff to report except that I think I might get a cat because they're just so cute and fluffy and cuddly! Actually, they're flea-ravaged, mangy little things that go 'mew' every five seconds and drive you completely loco. At least that's what I've come to understand from previous experiences. Harpuia was obsessed with cats, he had about four or five robot ones (Master X wouldn't let him have any real ones because he was allergic to fur) and they would all sit there and blink at you.

Tuesday; Morning

Not much to say really... I'll save my comments until after the party. I'm not sure... Maybe this was a bad idea... Eee... Too late now I suppose. Might as well just try and have a good time tonight. I tried asking Zero if he was feeling any better but he just gave me the cold shoulder and ignored me. Sulky old moo.

It's raining today. Is that a bad omen, or something?

Wednesday; Late Morning

I bet you didn't know Reploids could get hangovers, did you? I wish they didn't though, it's absolute agony. The thing is though, Ciel seems oddly unaffected. Maybe it's a scientist thing... The party was really strange. We had a few gatecrashers actually. Word spreads fast and far, doesn't it? I mean, to have the three remaining guardians come and try to crash your party isn't bad, now is it? Zero let them in though. HE LET THEM IN. I almost died of embarrassment! I think he did it on purpose though, just to piss me off. But anyway, Fafnir noticed me, nudged Leviathan, who smirked and prodded Harpuia (Who was trying to escape from being flirted with by Zero), who looked faintly bewildered at seeing me wearing anything but an Errand Boy uniform. I gave them a peace sign, winked and sauntered off to check out who was DJing.

It was Ciel! I couldn't believe it! She is so damn good! I mean, who would believe it? Ciel was an excellent DJ. She gave me a shy smile when I told her and shrugged, "I'm okay, not anything special...!", but I think by the little blush on her cheeks that night she was pleased.

But back to out party crashers... They actually seemed to turn the party from a normal, groovy party to a sort of rave. Ciel eventually got a little worried and disappeared up to her lab to feed the elves, or something stupid like that.

I have to admit that I got bored and had a little (2 Glasses) wine. It has this really weird affect on Reploids. Makes you go all dizzy and gets the adrenaline pumping. No wonder I ended up squashed between Zero and Harpuia... Ah yes, can't you just feel the lurve? I swear Harpy's smitten with him; he goes all blushy and giggly when he talks to Zero. Zero hasn't noticed yet, surprisingly.

My head is spinning. I've been let off my Commander-ing duties today because of it and yesterday night and today will be the days that the Resistance and Neo-Arcadia forgot. Ciel's made sure of that.

Well, I'm off to have a cup of very black coffee... Ciao!