The camera points up at a ceiling full of cast iron pots and pans. A fire on one end illuminates the room. Uncultured rocks make up the walls, adding to a cave-like feel. The cameraman untangles himself from the Mic guy. They get up and the camera is then focused on everyone else. They are still confused as to what happened. They then push themselves off a long wooden table.

Paul Jr.: (rubs his forehead) What happened?
Vinnie: (Grimaces in pain) Best guess, we've arrived in England via port key.
Paul Sr.: (looks around) Now how in the hell did we get to Merry old (expletive deleted) England.

Cody-- When we found ourselves in the client's basement all I could think is 'Mikey's gonna eat all the glazed twists.'

Sirius: Oh great I've used magic in front of muggles.
Paul Sr. You sure did Merlin. (realizes something) What's a (expletive deleted) port key?
Sirius: It allows instantaneous transport between two points.
Paul Jr.: Vin how'd you know that?

Vinnie-- With the cat out of the bag, I just let the obvious out.

Vinnie: Well um, well um, you see (lowers his voice) I'm a wizard.
Paul Jr.: Vinnie! Why didn't you tell us you were a wizard?
Vinnie: It never came up, and it wasn't a question on the W-4.

Paul Sr.-- This magic thing that took us to the client's house was almost as shocking as the revelation that Vinnie was wizard. I had no idear that this was gonna happen this morning.

Paul Sr.: Wait a minute, wait a minute, please before we're surprised, is there anything else you're not telling us?
Vinnie: My real last name isn't DiMartino. It's Riddle.
Sirius (Drawing out his wand) I knew I knew you from somewhere.

Meanwhile:
Shots of various shop walls indicate the lack of anyone working. Mikey is in the office fielding phone calls.
Mikey: (On the phone) No, sorry my father seems to be out for the day. I don't know when to expect him. He was supposed to be here when the client showed up. No, no indication that the client was here.

Mikey-- With the mysterious disappearances of Paulie, Vinnie, Cody, and my father, it's dawned on me that I'm going to have to take the initiative and make sure things get done on time. That means I'm going to have to stroll down to the lower shop with my baker's dozen (shakes foot) and make sure things continue to go smoothly.

Outside Mikey is strolling along down to the lower shop. He enters the door and everyone turns to face him.

Mikey-- I wanted to assert my authority. You know before any of them got uppity.

Mikey: I just want you guys to know that with my father and brother gone for the time being I will enforce order around here.
Mike Campo throws a box, catching Mikey in the forehead.
Christian: Get out of here!

Mikey(Rubbing forehead)-- Obviously, I failed.