Sirius and Vinnie have wands pointed at each other in a Mexican stand-off fashion.
Paul Jr.--With Vinnie and the client about to go at each other, I knew what was about to follow couldn't be good.
Paul Sr.: Just what the(expletive deleted) is going on here?
Sirius: This...man is the seed of the most vile creature ever to slither across the face of the Earth.
Vinnie: What the (expletive deleted)? (Shakes wand) Now I'm being punished for what he did? I try to live a decent life. Wife, kid, two car garage, shiny used broom.
I'm not him! I'm not Lord Voldemort! (Sirius looks shocked at the utterance of the name) Voldemort Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort,Voldemort, he's not the Candyman!
Vinnie--I really wanted to make sure that Sirius didn't mistake my father's desires with my own
Paul Jr. Vin, what's really going on here?
Vinnie: My father, my real father I should say, was a major ass-wipe. When I was fourteen he tried to take over England.
Sirius: He bloody well almost did it too! (puts away his wand)
Sirius--I could see the son was truly different from the father. There's no question there.
Vinnie:(puts away his wand) My mom realized what was happening when he made it clear he would sacrifice us both for his twin goals of immortality and world domination. Before it could happen though she and I ran off. That's how we wound up in Rock Tavern.
Paul Sr.:(sitting on bench aside the table.) Wow Vin that's...
Paul Sr.-- It's weird you know, here he is, almost like family and now he's got these mind blowing secrets. To be honest with you, I don't know what's coming out of his mouth next.
Paul Jr.: But I've known you all my life.
Vinnie: I'm sorry about that. To make harder for people to find us we perform a false memory charm on the muggles that lived around us. The only one who didn't get the zap was dear old dad.
Cody: Dad?
Vinnie: Sorry Code, Tony Dimartino.
Vinnie-- You know, now that I've told it. It feels good to have my story out there.
Paul Sr.: So that's that? That's how you got here?
Vinnie: No, I got here when he (points into camera) caused us to fall, and his (points to Sirius) portkey was activated.
Paul Jr.: OK, So how in the hell do we get home?
The next shot is of the inside of the OCC shop. Everything is covered in silly string.
Mikey comes out of the office , falmingo pink streamers hang from his head like fake hairs.
Mikey-- We had half a case of old silly string from when Dad decided to throw Cody a little surprise party here at the shop. I thought with my dad gone I'd boost morale a little with a good ol' fashion string fight. (Camera sweeps acroos the shop.) I think we may have overdone it.
Mikey: Hey guys who's gonna help clean us this mess.
Rick Petko: Sorry Mike we've got bikes to build.
Christian: Yeah isn't that your job?
The Camera focuses on Mikey begining the long task of string removal..
Mikey(imitating Rodney Dangerfield )-- I don't get no respect.
