EAT ME!

Note: I wish I owned Naruto, because then you'd see this all over the place.

It was another one of those corporate hostile takeovers. In this case however, it provided just one more excuse for Konoha village to eat burgers instead of the classic dish of sushi…or in naruto's case, ramen. White Castle had come to town, and everyone knew it. Hokage sama had taken a liking to the combo meal, while the pervert hermit Jiraiya would simply keep buying them for her in hopes of her breasts getting fatter. By no means did team 7 think that they would be involved in any way with the small burger chain…

"NANIIIII!" Was the chorus of disappointment heard from the instructor of team 7. "I'm sorry kids, but Hokage has strictly ordered at least one team of konoha per week to help run the restaurant." Kakashi mulled. "What do you mean! That hag's 'saggin enough already!" Naruto cried. Meanwhile, Sakura was trying to find a way out on her own, since she did not feel like obtaining zits by using the fat fryer, and LOSING HER BEAUTIFUL LOOKS, THEREFORE LOOSING DEAR SASUKE! Sasuke just didn't wanna wear the stupid hats and uniforms they issued. "Look guys, it's not like you'll be working there forever… just until Tsunade loses a taste for their combos." Kakashi was trying to be appeasing, but to obviously no avail. "Look, if you're really so against it, go talk with Tsunade and maybe she'll assign someone else."

Naruto and the other's knew it was unlikely, but decided to give it a try anyway…

…and to no avail.

"Lousy bitch." Naruto grumbled. And he had to be stuck at cashier duty with Sasuke, of all people. She knows I'm bad at numbers, so why the hell'd she give me this? Sasuke was paying no mind as he was pissed enough as it was. Girls would come by the flocks, buy burgers, then just come back so long as he remained at the front of the restaurant, where they could all gaze at the one they admired. They didn't get far though. Sakura was on cleaning duty, and usually ended up picking fights with the girls and nearly killing them with her mop.

"The way I see it, Konoha's just runnin' out of bad guys," Naruto offered. "Besides, what are the odds that any Sound villagers would be seen working at a burger joint." Sasuke huffed in agreement. "Good point, dobe. I mean, who would Orochimaru hate so much that he'd force them to work here?" They all had a good laugh at that one, till they met the new assistant manager.

You would've thought that the Hokage herself had resurrected the other Hokage's and treated them to burgers, but that was not the case in this situation. Iruka, who was singled out as one of the unlucky few Chuunin's who were placed to work at white castle, happened to be the manager. "Alright…everyone…please, um…would you all just quiet down (Iruka's obviously not good at maintaining order) JUST SHUT THE HELL UPPP!" ( creepy) "Now that I have your UNDIVIDED attention, I would like to announce to you all who the new assistant manager is. Now, I know he's done some wrongs in the past, but he has been forced, much like the rest of you, to work here. Everyone please welcome…"

Oooooo! Who's the new assistant manager? Anyone wanna guess? C'mon, it should be real easy to guess who it is…Come on people, my frickin cat knows who it is!

By the way, please review! I wanna thank my #1 fan Carissa, for making this possible, and supplying me with enough coke to type this story. (By the way, I mean coca-cola you freaks)