This next tale is guaranteed to be just as humorous as the first. Enjoy.

Second Story: (Sheelos) Aim for the closer hole...

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"Are you sure I'll enjoy this?" Sheena asked tentatively as Zelos led her down the stairs to the basement of his mansion.

"Absolutely! Every other hunny I've taken down here has left satisfied."

"...Really?" she asked, somehow doubting the Chosen's words.

"Yeah! Even the guys I took down here had fun."

"You took guys down here?" Sheena asked, incredulous. Zelos simply nodded.

"Hey, it's not a true sport until you can get other men to enjoy it."

"I-I believe you... it's just, I thought you never really got friendly with other men. Look at how you treat Lloyd and Genis!"

"Nah, I just treat those two like that 'cause I luv 'em!" Zelos responded, smiling in his typical carefree manner.

The two rounded a corner and came face-to-face with Zelos' playroom. "Shall we get started?"

A few moments later...

"...I still can't believe I'm doing this..." Sheena mumbled as she grasped Zelos' stick with both hands.

"Hey, you said you wanted to learn! I just provided the opportunity." Zelos responded.

"...Just out of curiosity, who taught you how to do this?" Sheena asked.

"Honestly? My mother. Dad was never around, and I was never let out of the house, so I had nothing else to do; one day I walked in on mom down here having fun."

"Your mom taught you how to do this?" Sheena asked, once again incredulous.

"Hey! I'll have you know she was quite good at it too." Zelos replied with a smirk. "How else do you think she won my dad over?"

"...okay..." Sheena responded, turning back to the long stick in her hands. "...am I holding this right?"

"Not quite." He shifted her hands farther apart, so she was grasping more of the stick than before.

"Are you sure these are supposed to be this big?" Sheena inquired.

"I've been doing this since I was 15; I think I'd know if it was the proper size or not," Zelos replied, looking slightly offended.

"Whatever..." Sheena turned back again to the stick; she was having difficulty controlling the thing due to its length. Zelos leaned over her shoulder, watching.

"You're gonna want to aim for the closer hole," he observed offhand.

"YOU STUPID CHOSEN I'm not a complete idiot!" Sheena practically screamed at him. "I think I could have figured that one out!"

"Hey! Hey! I was just making sure..." Zelos replied, slightly taken aback. "You were the one that said you'd never done this before..."

"Don't baby me..." she growled threateningly. She shifted the stick back and forth uncertainly, prompting another idiotic Zelos comment: "You sure you don't want my help?"

"I'VE GOT IT ALRIGHT?" she shouted as she thrust the stick forward towards its goal.

The tip of the stick connected with the cue ball, sending it hurtling directly at the 9. The yellow ball snapped forward expertly, bouncing once off the side before sinking in the corner pocket.

"Yes!" Sheena cheered, jumping up and down and hugging Zelos for a second until she realized what she was doing. Blushing lightly, she released him and turned back to the pool table. "T-This is fun..." she muttered.

"Really? And here I thought you were just enjoying being close to me..." Zelos replied with a smile, settling his arms around Sheena's waist and pulling her close.

SMACK

"Hey, those are expensive..." Zelos grumbled, rubbing his red cheek. A fuming Sheena quickly picked up a new cue stick to replace the one she broke.

"You'll get over it," she replied tartly, face still red. "I believe it's your turn?"

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If the last story wasn't enough evidence, the look on your faces now is proof. Hope you enjoyed it.

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