Chapter 3:

Egyptian Trivial Pursuit

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K, so that everyone doesn't get this confused:

Yo Gi Oh The ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, Yami Yugi

Yami The Ancient Tomb Robber, Yami Bakura

Yami Marrik is still himself 'cause he can't decide on an evil name.

Can you guys handle that? OKAY!

Yugi, Téa, Bakura, and Marrik were sitting in the living room couches while the Yami's were still messing with their identities in the shop.

"Alright." sighed Yugi. "What are we going to do about the Yamis?"

"Well," started Bakura, "If it was a typo in the newspaper that started it then it should be alright tomorrow when it's fixed, shouldn't it."

"Maybe." Marrik answered, "but you said before that for Yo Gi Oh to snap so quickly that he must've been wanted an excuse. This could last until they wear themselves out."

"And they do look like they're enjoying themselves." Téa pointed out tilting her head at the Yamis improvising Shakespeare. "King of Darkness or not King of Darkness? That is the question!"

Téa turned back to face the table to see all the guys shaking their heads and hiding their eyes. Téa giggled slightly "We also have to get Joey back from the shadow realm."

"That's right." Yugi shouted, lifting his head up. "Joey's till stuck in the shadow realm."

"Well we can't get him back any time soon," stated Marrik. "My Yami's got the Millennium Rod and none of you guys have the power to do anything without your Yams."

"We have to do something," said Bakura, fixing his hair where it got charred. "We can't just leave Joey there and we can't just leave the other Yamis like this."

"Where can we find another Yami?" asked Marrik.

"Egypt!" Téa blurted out.

"Ishizu and Shadi don't have Yamis, idiot." Marrik hissed at Téa.

Yugi stood up in Téa's defense. "Not them, Marrik. Nasha's in Egypt." (YES! In comes my fanfic character!)

"Nasha?" Wondered Bakura, trying to place the name.

Marrik looked up at Yugi with an eyebrow raised. "You mean the girl whose Yami went psycho and almost killed us?"

"That's the one." Yugi said with an oblivious grin.

Marrik sighed. "We're doomed."

Téa stood up and walked for the phone. "Let's call her up. We don't really have any other options so how bad can it get?"

"She goes psycho again and captures us." Marrik said stoically, looking up from his hands.

"Exactly my point, "smiled Téa. "I've been held at gun point. Nira's not that bad."

"Nira?" asked Bakura, still puzzled.

"Nasha's Yami, remember?" Yugi told Bakura.

"OH! THAT Nasha! The one that banished me to the shadow realm in that rematch. I remember now," exclaimed Bakura.

Everyone sighed and Téa started digging up the numbers.

Meanwhile......

"I wonder where Yugi's grandpa got all these costumes," pondered Yo Gi Oh out loud.

Yami shrugged. "Eh, who knows? I want to know where these high quality nerf guns came from." He fired one at the back of Yo Gi Oh's head. It sprang off his hair, bounced back and hit Yami in the face.

"OWWWW!!! You son of a-"

Yo Gi Oh skidded away from the counter. "WHAT!? What did I do!?"

Yami had lept onto Yo Gi Oh's back when Yami Marrik shouted at them. "Hey, you! Freaks in the capes! Get over here!"

Yami grumbled under his breath. "You're one to talk..."

Yo Gi Oh was slowly recovering as he walked down the hall a good distance behind Yami. "What did you find?"

Yami Marrik's voice carried through the halls. "I found Yu-Gi-Oh Trivia on the internet."

"It's YO GI OH!" He cried down the hallway.

Yami snickered as they rounded the corner. "You know how to use the computer, old man?"

"No." Replied Yami Marrik simply. "I'm making the weakling do it." Yami Marrik prodded the normal Marrik with his rod. "Faster, slave!"

Marrik cringed and continued to hunch over the keyboard.

Yami Marrik leaned shoved his face in Marrik's way to look at the computer screen. "That's enough!" Yami Marrik poked Marrik again and Marrik instantly stopped and lept away from the computer. "What is this?" shouted Yami Marrik. "This one is too easy and rather pathetic."

"Just ask it anyway, psychopath." Yami yawned out of boredom as he fixed his hair.

Yami Marrik turned back to the computer screen. "Who is the spirit of the Millennium Puzzle?"

Yo Gi Oh perked up. "That's me! Myself! I am."

Yami Marrik squinted at the computer screen, them slipped out a pair of half moon, golden wire rimmed glasses and read the answer. Smirking in triumph, Yami Marrik turned to Yo Gi Oh. "HAH! YOU'RE WRONG! IT SAYS YAMI! YOU LOOSE!"

Yami looked up from fiddling with the Millennium Ring. "What about me?"

Marrik was breathing heavily back in the living room, extremely thankful that his life was spared. "Téa? Have you found Nasha's phone number yet?"

Téa shook her head. "No. I haven't been having any luck."

"Let me help," offered Bakura. He walked over and started looking over Téa's shoulder at the phone listings. "Hey, Yugi, I didn't know you had an Egyptian Phone book."

Yugi looked over at Bakura like he was standing on his head. "I don't."

A sweat drop appeared on Téa's head. "Whoops! No wonder!"

The three boys hung their heads in shame. "This day's going to be longer than we thought."