A/N: RETARDcupcake- Busting a cap in someone's ass is another way of saying that they will get shot... In their ass. Or just get shot.
Umi-One word: Retufiklubokolo
Kurama/Disclaimer: The Idiot owns nothing.
Chapter 3: Riku's rap
Riku looked up from the body (which had a lot of holes now) to see Sora running off the stage crying. He looked longingly at the body, but went to his friend. "What happened, man? The last thing I remember is calling some jackass a ho and now you're crying."
Sora opened and closed his mouth. "Eeehh..." he squealed and ran away.
The crowd pushed Riku on the stage when it was his turn. His opponent was a fat man.
Riku saw a cute redhead and waved to her. His eyes widened when she waved back with a pistol.
"Yo, yo, yo! I'm in the hisouse!" he screamed to the crowd. He went to the fat man and got in his face. "I am smart. You are dum. So why do you come? And eat a plum? You bum. You are a chum."
The fat man bumped him away with his stomach.
"I hate you. You smell like poo. Why don't you do some tai ku (spelling, please.) You stop smoking to chew. A cow go mooo. And remember, I hate you.
"So go take a bath. And do some math. Chath, lath, wrath, at... Other stuff that rhymes with math.
"I know what you did last summer. It was a bummer... I made up a word called lummer. Cause I could dp that, you... ummer!"
"OHHH..." the crown murmered.
"Brains is what you lack. Yo mama name is Mack. You put cocaine in a pack. Why you always talking smack? So go sniff your crack."
"HE GOT YOU WHIPPED!" some random guy yelled.
"Lose weight like Kary Mate (come on, people... Figure it out.) Your children were born in a lake. I'm going to bake a cake. PEACE!"
The crowd cheered as Riku walked off the stage.
The fat gut stopped him. "Yo, wheres you goin?"
"I said I was gonna make a cake." He kept walking.
"Hey! I's is not done wit yoos!"
Riku turned around. "What?"
"...Can I come?"
"Hmm... Can you bake a cake?"
The fat guy looked around nervously. "...If you mean 'bake' as in microwave and 'cake' as in tv dinners, then...Yes..."
Riku grimaced. "Well, maybe you-LOOK A RABBIT!" He pointed in some random direction.
"WHERE?" the fat man looked in the direction he pointed in. "Hey, I don't see any..."
Riku was gone.
THE END
A/N: So... as the big, bold letters said, The End. I might make a sequal called "Baking With Riku". Might. Maybe if you review...
