Lover's Spat

By: Muted Splendor

Rating: PG (swearing and slash!)

Summary: Munkustrap and Rum Tum Tugger have an argument over the latter's antics. SLASH!


'If I didn't know better, I'd say he's doing this on purpose' Rum Tum Tugger attempted to focus on what the silver tabby was saying, but was finding it extremely difficult, since Munkustrap was standing with his back turned to him. He watched the tail weave in a sure sign of annoyance.

"Enjoying the view?" He grinned up at the asker of the question.

"Very much, thanks"

"Lecher"

"You wouldn't have me any other way"

"What am I going to do with you?" Munkustrap muttered, not really directing the question at anyone.

"I can think of a few things..."

"Tugger!" 'Tugger' grinned up at his scandalised lover "That's exactly what I was talking about!"

"I wasn't listening" Tugger drawled "I was...distracted"

"Of all the cats..."

"You love me really" He was rewarded with a frosty glare that would have done Demeter proud "Why's Jellylorum mad at me anyway?"

"You know perfectly well what"

"I was just telling them about...oh"

"Exactly" Another glare.

"They've probably heard worse. I was a kit once too, you know"

"I recall you being egotistical even then"

"You still love me" Silence from the other cat

"I hate you"

"That's not what you said last night when we-"

"TUGGER!" Rum Tum Tugger grinned at the annoyed tabby, which faded when he took in the ruffled fur and the flashing eyes.

"What?" Munkustrap folded his arms and pouted slightly, not even realising he was doing it. Unable to resist, Tugger smirked, rising to his feet. He draped his arm around the smaller tom, purposefully nudging Munkustrap with his hip.

"I despise it when you treat me like one of the queens" Munkustrap was trying to look hurt, and was failing miserably.

"What do you mean? None of the queens are this lucky"

"I really hate you" A chaste kiss in reply.

"You obviously don't"

"Bastard"

"Yours" Munkustrap sighed in annoyance. He stalked away, Rum Tum Tugger following slowly. Two cats observing the brief fight nod sagely.

"Lover's spat, you think?" A crash of two bodies hitting the floor, followed by a loud moan.

"Definitely"