Chapter 1: Sakura's a princess? Yeah, that's right she's a princess.
Coming back from an easy class D mission our 3 well- known friends are heading back into Konoha village. Suddenly, they feel a strange unknown presence amongst themselves (Naruto really didn't notice; he was just following along). As they scanned their surroundings all there was, was the dirt path leading back to the village and a huge field of lotus flowers. In a split second, 2 lotus flowers came into a sudden bloom and had two hot twin blondes jump at towards Sakura saying "After 10 years, we've finally got you: Princess Sakura!"
As Sakura tried pulling away from these blonde Anbu; instead of trying to help free Sakura, Naruto exclaimed "Wait one second; 1) who the f# are you two, and 2) who's Princess Sakura? I mean can't be this Sakura—she's not hot enough to be a Princess."
(Sakura >:- ) "What the heck do ya mean not hot enough! Of course I'm hot enough to be Princess Sakura if I am Princess Sakura, idiot! Oops :-O"
"Yeah- oops is right" said blonde #1
"Now that we know that you have the Princess we'll answer your questions. I'm Hittari Hatake and this is my twin sister Futtari Hatake and we are Princess Sakura Haruno of the Nation of Flower's Anbu."
Futtari butted in adding "Now that we've found you, it's time to resume your duties as Princess: first order is for you to marry…"
Sakura exploded at this piece of info 8-O "WHAT! I thought I didn't have to have an arranged marriage—that was my sister's job!"
"It wasn't until your sister ran off and got married to someone unworthy with you joining them had you needed to have an arranged marriage, but now your sister is dethroned, you can use your special attacks, and you're next in line for the crown (totally oblivious to the fact of Sakura is about to of this info overload). Oh yeah—I almost forgot to mention your parents are coming here in about a week or so and expect you to be back into the whole princess routine thing ; -)" Hittari piped up.
Inner Sakura: How the f! did all this happen you freaks! I was suppose to live a normal life, marry Sasuke; not someone who I may not even know! !
Sakura in a perky voice " I guess I'll do what I have to do."
"Alright, this still doesn't make any sense. The only thing I understand is that Sakura is a princess and that she's marrying some mystery man (hopefully not a mystery girl, though that'd be so cool to see). I'd like to know what this whole princess story is, how you two found her , and who's the mystery guy (girl)?" Naruto yelled as Sasuke held quiet in the background.
" You two deserve an explanation so I'll spill though; DO NOT interrupt me—and I mean you Naruto—as I tell my story."
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A/N: Yay! First Chapter is up. If any of you have read Kageoni1's story The Almostwar of Konoha, I was allowed to use Hittari and Futtari because she's my sister. What's going to happen now? What's the story? Review and find out! CHPT is already up to let you know; it talks about the whole story of how this whole mess started. And mystery man (or girl if Naruto had his way) will be put up on Sat Feb 26 05.
