CHPT 3 Mystery Man Revealed! Who Is It?
Dear Diary,
The secret is out; everyone knows now that I'm the heiress to the throne of the Nation of Flowers. I mean EVERYONE (3 guys have already proposed to me—so they must know)! Now I must marry… Oh, wait I gotta tell you how I found out…
Back to where we left off in the last chapter…
Inner Twin ESP Link Thingy Thought Whatchyamacallit: Should we avoid that question and make an even sexier pose? NO! He probably thinks we like or something already. Let's just tell him. The expression on his face will be funny enough.
Hittari happily "Sorry; you weren't found intelligent, cute, or strong enough to marry the princess 8- ). (Naruto looks a little too shocked at this piece of info, or maybe just too dumfounded to do so).
Naruto responded "So when are Sasuke and Sakura getting married then?"
Inner Sasuke: Must not show emotion! I must not change my expression on face at all.
Inner Sakura: Yes! Yes! Yes! I knew my prayers would someday be answered! Beat that Ino! Parents, I am so in your debt! Sasuke you won't be disappointed—believe me!
Futtari answered "Sorry; Sasuke wasn't found worthy enough to marry the princess. You are to marry… Oh wait—almost forgot to mention your parents are gonna be her in 3 days… Your fiancé is Neji Hyuuga! Aren't you glad; he's the only guy your age and worthy enough for you. And you don't have to thank us, it was an honor to help decide who you'd be spending the rest of your life with 8- ). (Remember these are blondes we're talking about right here so it wasn't surprising that they didn't notice Sakura twitching for a moment) So; what do you think?"
Inner Sakura: YOU F# FREAKS! NEJI! I FIND HIS EYES CREEPIER THAN JIRAIYA IN A WOMEN NUDIST COLONY! AS YOUR QUEEN I CONDEMN YOU BOTH TO BURN IN HELL! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! DON'T THANK ME FOR THAT, IT WAS A HONOR TO KNOW HOW PAINFULLY YOU'LL DIE BLONDES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I NOW NEED PROZAC!
Inner Sasuke: What do you mean not worthy enough? I'm the only member of one of the strongest clans in all the world and you choose him! I hope Sakura as your queen condemns you both to burn inhell you blondes!
Inner Naruto: Ramen…… Ramen…… Ramen…… Did that milk I had before I left go bad again? Ramen……
Sakura replied in a way too calm of a voice "So what made Neji so special?"
"Glad you asked." Hittari started,"Before we got you we had this all planned out. The Hyuuga clan is the most prestigious clan in the world. So we met with the head of the clan, Hiashi. He said that if we allowed Neji to marry you they'd bump him up into the head family making him heir to the head family. They even gave your parents a dowry. Now you are to be together forever. Get married, go on a honeymoonwink,wink, have kids, run the nation, and die together after decades of being with each other.(Now Sakura is twitching a little bit too much for her own good)."
Back to the diary…
I DON'T WANT TO MARRY SASUKE! WHY COULDN'T SASUKE BE DEEMED WORTHY? WHAT IS HE LACKING? I've gotta look on the bright side of things:
1) everyone is nice to me
1 ) it's only 'cause I'm hot and I'm a rich Princess
2) I'm getting married
2) to a creepy-eyed freak
3) my parents are coming in 3 days
3) my parents are coming in 3 days
4) my Anbu go everywhere with me and are teaching me the family moves
4) my Anbu go EVERYWHERE and I mean everywhere with me
5) I'm still the same Sakura
5) I'm still the same sized Sakura (THEY REFUSE TO GROW!)
I sometimes still wish my sis had just married you-know-who or else I wouldn't be in this position. Though, somehow I'll survive this—not for me, or my parents, but for my country which I, not Neji, will someday lead—that sounds good.
Love,
Same old Sakura
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Next: G.R.O.A.N. This will be posted by hopefully tomorrow or sometime next week.
