The Night of Chaos
Chapter 3:
Talking Beer Bottles and T or D
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Chapter Summary:
The sleepover kicks off, and the Titans play truth or dare. French kisses, drugs, and confessions of homosexuality ensue. No flames, please-ness.
I GOT A NEW SKETCHBOOK I'M SO HAPPY!!!! . . . Uhm . . . Yeah. Just read the story. I'M SO SORRY THAT I WASN'T HYPER IN THIS! FORGIVE ME IF IT WASN'T FUNNY.
OHWHEEOHSQUEEEIMSOSICKKKKKKKKIM A NOOOOODLEEEEEEEEEE POOODLEEEEEE SCHHOOOOODDLEEEE
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After Raven and Beast Boy had shyly entered the Main Room, IT WAS TIME FOR SOME FUN!!!
"Finally," Robin stated under his breath, rubbing his gloved hands together. Then he looked up at Raven, and choked on air, strangling a laugh.
Cyborg did the same, and Raven was all: TT
Starfire gladly plopped back down next to Robin, who glanced at her with a grin.
Raven grabbed the couch blanket and pulled it around herself tightly, sitting on some black sleeping bag which just SUDDENLY appeared out of nowhere on the floor. Because I said so, okay?
Beast Boy set his green and purple sleeping bag, which did not have Barney on it, thank you very much, next to Raven's.
He wouldn't stop staring at her figure, his eyes scanning over every curve.
Raven wasn't paying attention, and was instead trying to find a way to make her boobs less noticeable. Which, I may add, was not working.
"First off, let us begin with the fun part." Cyborg looked around at all the 'OH SO EAGER' faces. "GAMES, BABY!!"
Starfire blinked, then a moment later punched the air, whooping, "YAY!!!"
Robin set a gloved hand on her shoulder. "Star. Callllmmm doooowwnnnnnnn"
"Luke, I am your father's mother's uncle's cousin's step-father twice-removed's cat's orange litter box," Cyborg stated blankly.
Everyone stared.
"Eh?" they all asked.
"SHUDDUP! YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS BECAUSE OF HOW CLOSELY RELATED I AM TO LUKE!" Cyborg shouted.
Everyone scooted away slowly on their butts.
Cyborg grumbled, but then brightened. "TRUTH O' DARE, Y'ALL!!!"
"Glorious!" Starfire cheered, though the alien had NO idea what the game Truth or Dare was about whatsoever.
After a silent five minutes, she blinked confusedly. "What is the 'truth or the dare' that you speak of, my friend?"
Everyone sweat-dropped.
"It's a game, Star," Robin explained.
"'SHA!" Beast Boy exclaimed. "RIGHT, RAE?!!?" He got in her face, once again able to gaze down her cleavage.
"Uhm . . ." Raven glanced down uneasily at the changeling sitting in her lap, who had zoned out almost entirely.
"Here." Cy stood up, clearing his throat, and not noticing that he was crinkling his puerdy (yes, a word I made up for pretty) pink and purple flowered sleeping bag. Oh, so girly. "Someone picks someone . . . else . . . and asks 'Yo, T or D, y'all?'"
Star blinked. "The 'Yo' is very important, yes?"
Cy nodded. "'Cause I pwn y'all. Anyway, the dude ya asked? He chooses truth o'dare. If he chooses truth, then that smelly little fuck's gotta answer a truth question ya make up 'n ask him. If he chooses DARE, ya gotta make up a dare and dare him to do it. Like say I dared Robin to kiss . . . Raven."
Raven and Robin both glowered in the corner.
"Then . . . they'd hafta kiss!" Cy grinned. "Get it?"
BB 'n Star glowered too, and Star's eyes began to glow lime green. "Yes, friend," she said in a fake sweet voice, trying to mask her anger.
Beast Boy slowly got off of Raven, and laid on his own sleeping bag. Yet he would still gaze at her occasionally.
Raven sighed. "I REALLY don't want to play this stupid ga---"
"Raven!" Cy beamed. "You first. T or D?"
" . . . Me and my big mouth," Raven muttered under her breath. "Truth?"
" . . . Damn." Cy frowned. "I had a good one for dare, too. . ."
" . . . "
Cy cleared his throat. "Raven, who do you like?"
" . . . All of you," Raven said uncertainly.
"O.O FRIGGIN' SLUT!" Cy screeched, but then burst into laughter. "Now, I DO wanna see that Lesb0 action kickin' in thar."
Raven smirked. "You didn't say as a friend or as a lover," she stated matter-of-factly.
Cyborg sweat-dropped. "Damn, girl . . . Ya got me good."
"Choose someone," Beast Boy told Raven, poking her in the forearm and getting another view at her boobs.
Raven sighed in thought, then looked at BB. "Truth or Dare?"
" . . . Truth?"
"Why do you keep crawling into my lap and staring at my breasts?" Raven asked sweetly.
Beast Boy blushed a dark red. (A/N: CHRISTMAS COLORS!) "U-Uhm . . . B-Because. . ."
Everyone leaned in, waiting.
"'Cause they're so large, ya can't miss 'em?" Beast Boy offered, looking up at Raven innocently.
Raven glared menacingly. "Pervert," she spat.
Beast Boy grinned. 'I think she digs me!' he thought to himself optimistically.
He shrugged. "Cy, T or D?"
"I'm gonna be a NON-WIMP, and choose mah man, D!" Cy grinned, pounding the floor with his huge metallic fist.
" . . . Dare ya to kiss Robin on the lips," Beast Boy said quickly, smiling.
"Really!? OKAY!" Cy grabbed Robin by the collar, who yet out a high yelp, and slammed his mouth on Robin's.
Poor Robin wiggled and squirmed, giving muffled cries and pleas of help.
Starfire sat there, tilting her head to each direction to examine this 'display of affection' that confused her so.
Raven shielded her eyes with her black pillow. (A/N: Hey! Lot's of things for her are black. So dun complain, kainess?)
Beast Boy wet his lips, smirking.
When alas, Robin quit his struggling, and Beast Boy said: "Okay, you can stop," bored-like, Cy let go of his 'captive'.
Robin wiped his mouth thoroughly and repeatedly with the back of his arm. "That should be ILLEGAL! That's SEXUAL HARASSMENT! I'M SCARED FOR LIFE! MOLESTOR!" He pointed a harsh finger at Cyborg, glaring.
Cy innocently shrugged. "'Least I didn't rape ya, Robbie-Poo-San."
Robin paled.
Starfire quickly noticed, and took action by clasping her hand onto his shoulder. "Friend Robin? You are . . . all right?"
Robin nodded, trembling, and trying to fend off the bad images that kept entering his mind. The boy wonder began rocking back and forth, hugging his knees.
Starfire winced, but raised an eyebrow. "Your earth ways fascinate me with these 'skills of coping' I believe they are called . . ."
A couple minutes later, Beast Boy cleared his throat. "Cyborg . . . GO."
Cyborg glanced up. "Kai. BB, T o'D?"
" . . . D?" the changeling innocently asked.
Starfire pouted, for SHE wanted to be picked . . .
Cy glimpsed over at Raven momentarily, before peering back at Beast Boy. "I dare ya to French kiss Raven for 3 and a half minutes. No cheating. We'll be watchin' ya."
A blush stained Raven's cheeks, and she faced Beast Boy, who looked equally embarrassed.
Beast Boy slowly, and hesitantly, put his hands on Raven's shoulders, scooching closer. Then, one hand slid down to her hips, while one moved up and cupped her chin. Raven's heart was pounding so loud, Beast Boy could hear it. And he was scolding and damning to hell all the teenage hormones inside of him.
The green teen leaned in slowly, and locked his lips gently with Raven's. Raven's eyes widened, but she slid an arm around Beast Boy's back, as he kissed her more fervently, and running his tongue along the bottom of her lip. Raven obliged, and a battle of the tongues (A/N: Which sounds so wrong . . .) commenced.
As soon as it was over, Beast Boy slowly let go of her, and leaned back, grinning assuringly. Raven smiled back shyly, and leaned back against the couch. Beast Boy laid on his stomach on his sleeping bag, day-dreaming about the gothic beauty.
"A-hem," Cyborg glanced over at Beast Boy. "Choose someone."
Beast Boy snapped out of his daze. "Starfire, or something. Whatever."
Starfire's eyes lit up cutely. "I shall choose the truth!"
"Ouuu this'll be good," Cyborg mused under his breath, glimpsing at Beast Boy, who wet his lips again while thinking.
"Do you like Robin as more than a friend? Like . . . love?" Beast Boy asked in a low voice. Robin glared daggers at BB, who just coolly lay there.
Starfire thought for a moment, then a blush rose to her cheeks as the Tamaranian girl nodded slowly, glancing down.
Robin's jaw dropped.
Cy rolled his eyes. "Ohmigawd! Robbie-poo! Starfy-poo! They're an ITEM!" The hybrid giggled insanely and preppily. "GO GET A ROOM!"
Robin and Starfire were exchanging weird looks that only THEY could understand.
Then, the next minute, the newly assumed 'couple' began holding hands.
Occasionally, they'd look at each-other all googly-eyed and mooshy-gooshy-luvvy-duvvily.
Raven scoffed, and put on a look of disgust. But in reality, she was jealous that she and Beast Boy probably would never be able to do that . . . Hell, NEVER in public. But in general? Unlikely.
Beast Boy, too, was jealous, and he started examining Rae again. The half-demon was watching Robbie and Starfie, with a look to kill.
It was like she was ANGRY at them. The changeling shook his head rapidly, and grinned. "Rae."
"Yeah?" Raven looked over at her comrade.
'Jealous?' Beast Boy mouthed, smirking.
Raven blushed, but shook her head, glaring. 'In your dreams' she mouthed back.
Beast Boy nodded. "Suuuure," he murmured. He leaned over and whispered, "You KNOW you liked that kiss."
Raven flushed even more. "Shut up, and don't flatter yourself like that," she snapped.
"Ouu . . . snappy much?" BB smirked.
Raven smacked him across the face. It echoed. Beast Boy's head flew to the side at the full-force, and he gaped at Raven when he finally came to his senses, cupping his cheek. "Raven, why are you such a bitch?" he asked, including extra venom.
"CAT FIGHTTTT!!" Cyborg squealed preppily. "MEEE-OWWW!"
Raven glared at them all and stood up. "This is fuckin' bull-shit. I'm going."
"NUUUUUU!" The green changeling grabbed Raven's hand. "I'm sowwy! Just STAY!" He looked at her pleadingly, and the half-demon finally obliged, against her will, and sat back down.
"My friend Raven," Starfire grinned. "The T or the Dee?"
Raven blinked. "This is gonna be stupid, isn't it?"
Robin glared daggers at Raven.
Rae rolled her eyes, ignoring it. "Dare."
Starfire squealed, bouncing up onto her feet. Yes, bouncing. xD.
"This is gonna be a huge regretful thing," Raven muttered.
Starfire grabbed her friend's hand. "You must . . ." The alien thought for a moment. "Eat my happiness pudding and develop extreme happiness! It is filled to bursting with a lot of good things! Sugar, coffee, candy, LSD . . ."
"LSD!?!?!" Raven screeched.
Star shrugged. "I am told it means Lucky Starfire's Delight!"
" . . . I bet it does," Raven muttered darkly, smirking. "But no, Star. I don't want any drugs. My system's already fucked up as is."
Star blinked. "BUT YOU MUST-ETH!!! I DARED YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHIAHHAHAHAUHEDSJKLKFKDFGJLKFDJGILSJLIDJTYKRJELTYJER!!"
. . . Sorry, kiddies. Mari spazzed.
"CALM YOURSELF!" Raven shouted, eyes wide as saucers in fear. "Dude, you don't have to go all crazy psychopathic bitchy on me."
"CRAZY!?!?! PSYCHOPATHIC!?!?! WHOS A CRAZY PSYCHOPATHIC!?!?!?!" Starfire twitched and laughed insanely. "NO ONE IS, RAVIE-POO!!!! I AM A DUCKY IN A POND GOING SCHWOOSH IN DA MOON!!! SAY IT WITH MEH NOW! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! LEAN BACK! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT! OH GREASE LIGHTNING!"
Raven backed away slowly, as Starfire gagged and a hairball popped out of her mouth. Star blinked, and smoothed her hair. "Well," the Tamaranian said coolly. "Let us prepare your dare then!"
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Raven sat on her sleeping bag, awaiting her doom of Happiness pudding.
"C'mon, Rae," Beast Boy nudged her arm. "Getting high can't be THAT bad. If it was, why would there be so many junkies and druggies and hippies in the world?"
"Didn't hippies die out, oh, I donno, 20 years ago?" Raven glared at him.
"Then you'll be the first GOTHIC hippie!" BB chirped.
Raven shuddered.
"I have returned with your doom! I mean . . . NON-DOOM!" Starfire grinned from ear-to-ear as she re-entered the room and sat, handing a bowl to Raven.
Raven grimaced and looked down at the mis-colored goop. "Oh, yeah," she said sarcastically. "This DEFINES non-doom."
Starfire leaned forward. "Try it!"
Cy and Robin smirked at each-other, then back at Raven. "Yeah, Rae, try it!" Cy sneered.
Beast Boy bit his lip. "C'mon, Ravie-Poo . . ."
Raven's head snapped up. "Ravie-Poo?" her eyebrow raised.
"Uhh . . . YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THE NICKNAMES I GIVE YA!?" Beast Boy blinked.
"Yeah. 'Cause they suck," Raven blinked also.
Beast Boy blushed.
Starfire handed Raven a spoon, goading her with her eyes to start.
Finally, Raven collapsed beneath all the pressure. "ALRIGHT I'LL EAT THE FUCKING GOOP!!1?reskferwjjgjfgfdhg!!!"
Mari spazzed again, wittle kiddies!
The half-demon dug the spoon in, pulled it out of the bowl, and held it at eye-length. "Oh God, I'll really regret choosing dare," she whined. Then shoved the spoon into her mouth.
At first, she grimaced, and was about to gag and throw it up. But she paused. A few seconds later, she was floating on air.
Not LITERALLY, of course.
Raven devoured the rest of the bowl before she even knew it, and was as high as a kite.
She grinned, standing up and, with her dilated, glazed over, blood-shot eyes, she thrust both of her arms out and zoomed around the room, pretending to be a plane. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" She screamed.
Everyone else paled.
"S-Star . . ." Beast Boy stuttered. "Did you happen to . . . I dunno . . . maybe . . . REALLY spike the pudding?"
Star blushed. "Yes. Only because on my planet, that is how we preserve our happiness . . ."
"No WONDER you're so happy 24/7!" Cyborg exclaimed. "And here I was, thinking it was 'cause Robin spiked the cotton candy that he made you eat that night at the carnival when Blackfire came, and I thought you had gotten hooked on drugs!"
Robin glared at Cy.
In the corner of the kitchen, a beer bottle sat, smiling. "OHMIFUCKINGAWD IF YOU DRINK MEH, WE WILL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVAZ CUZ I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YAH HAPPEH CUZ I AM SOOOOO DELICIOUZ!!! I MAKE YOU WOOZY AND I CAUSE A MILLION DEATHS EACH YEAR!!! SQUEE!!" it was screaming, but no one heard it. It was just a drunk bottle of beer.
Raven finally jumped in BB's lap. "Oh my god, Beast Boy!" She hiccupped. "I love youuuu!!!!!!!"
Beast Boy blushed at the tips of his ears. " . . . Uhh."
Raven slammed her mouth onto his, draping her arms around his neck. Beast Boy's eyes widened, and he blushed EVERYWHERE. Yes, everywhere. Head to toe. Balls included. xD
Raven slid her tongue past his shocked lips, sliding it all around his mouth and raping his poor tongue.
But it wasn't exactly rape. . . just dominance. 'Cause Beast Boy was lovin' dis attention. And so was HIS LITTLE FRIEND! He bulged.
Everyone was gaping at the two.
Raven slowly pulled away. "LET'S MAKE A BABY!!!"
" . . . "
"OKAY!" Beast Boy cried, eyes shining. Oooh the moment he had been waiting for his entire life. Losing his virginity to RAVEN!!!
But, before he could, Raven paled and stiffened. She turned green. She darted out of the room and hurling noises could be heard from afar.
Beast Boy winced. "Uhm . . ." Upon seeing the stares of the others? "Hey! It was what SHE wanted!"
"And apparently you, as well," Starfire snorted.
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About a half an hour later, the others were deep into a debate about whether or not Kurt Cobain was murdered.
"I say he was murdered!" Beast Boy jabbed a finger. "With that much heroin in his system?" He scoffed. "Enough to kill him 3 times over. He would've had to have fired the trigger almost IMMEDIATELY after shooting up that much. And he didn't even have enough strength to lift his arm, with that much poisonous shit running through his veins."
Robin rolled his masked eyes. "He killed himself, Beast Boy. He was a suicidal wreck!"
Starfire's eyes were hearts. "Ou, Robin! You are so sheckshay when you are being manly and debate-like!"
Robin smirked. "See, B? She's on my side."
Cy snorted. "I don't listen to that rock shit. It's SHIT. Like I just said 2 times already: SHIT!"
Raven slowly entered the room, pale white, and looking very much in pain. She had a wastebasket with her, and she sat back on her sleeping bag. "He was murdered," she said simply.
Everyone stared.
She blinked. "Wha'?"
" . . . "
"And Cy, at least rock musicians PLAY instruments and make actual MUSIC. Unlike those fuckin' rappers. All they do is rap about drugs and sex and their cars and their girlfriend's sister's boobs and how they made incest with a doggy's uncle. Rock lyrics have meaning," Raven spoke poetically.
" . . . Fine! Be modest! But I'm still---" Cy got cut off.
"TRUTH OR DARE, CYBORG!" Raven demanded.
" . . . Truth?" The hybrid blinked.
"Are you gay?" Raven asked in a low whisper.
Cy blinked. "Yeah . . . Wait. Are you telling me you guys, and all those readers out there, never knew that? You never knew of my affairs with Mr. Chicken, the fried chicken? You never knew I raped him every night?"
Everyone slowly shook their heads.
"And how I have a monster crush on Robin?" Cy continued.
Robin paled. "YOU MOLESTOR!!" He shivered as he tore into emotional sobs.
Starfire pat his back. "Our friend shall never be the same again," she shook her head sadly.
Raven blinked. "Robin's always been an emotional kinda guy. An old lady walked down the street, kicking him in the nads. And Robin . . . He screamed like he was being tortured, crying so loud the city couldn't believe our boy wonder was a . . . woose."
Robin glared through tears. "HEY THE LADY HAD A SHARP, HARD FOOT! AND IT CRUSHED MY DICK GRAYSON!"
Rae rolled her eyes.
"Hey guys . . ." Cy cleared his throat and held out a stack of DVDs. "Movie time," he said in a shaky, mock-spooky, voice.
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A/N: xDDD Ah, yes. Movie time in next chapter. And about Rae being high? Think an HOUR passed between that time. Even more. Err . . . don't flame me if that isn't enough time for it to kick in . . .
Still, Read and Review.
As always,
Mari-Chan
