The Night of Chaos

Chapter 4:

Who Invited the Shippers?

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Chapter Summary:

Lots of demented things await you . . . mwahahaha. Anyway, the Titans watch a video, which proves to scare the SHIT out of them, and then they get a weird visit from 4 people who will make them realize that our dimension of earth is a very demented place.

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At those two words, all heads snapped up.

"Okay, Cy," Raven backed away slowly. "You can't pretend to be scary for SHIT."

Cyborg glared. "Not true! I'm scarier than you!" he argued, folding his arms, which caused the stack of DVD's to crash to the floor.

"Suuuuuure ya are," Rae rolled her eyes, while BB scoffed at Cyborg.

"Graceful, are we?" Beast Boy bent over and picked up the DVD's while Raven looked on, her eyes staring at BB's revealed butt-crack.

She felt herself swoon on the inside. Or maybe it was just the drugs . . .

Robin was clinging to Starfire, who stroked his spiked hair while trying to be careful not to ruin the ultimate spiky-ness.

Robin let out choked, shriveled sobs, as Starfire sighed, rolling her eyes. "WHAT a BABY . . ." she mumbled.

Beast Boy finally stood up, handing Cyborg the stack of Dvd's, he sat beside Raven, sneakily snaking an arm around her waist while whistling innocently. Raven really didn't mind anymore, and stared at the TV screen while Cyborg fumbled with DVD/VCR player.

"Damn! It's possessed!" The metallic hybrid cursed, stabbing the remote repeatedly with his index finger, which was large enough to be the size of TWO thumbs. The remote's buttons caved in as a large dent, and Cyborg's human eyebrow raised. "Oopsies."

"OOPSIES?" Beast Boy snorted. "More like triple-shit!" He scratched his forehead. "Ah . . . ah, oh yeah . . . harder . . . oh Damn AHHHHHHHHH OHHH GOD THAT'S THE SPOTTT" the Changeling kept scratching his forehead furiously, "OH MAN OHHHHHHH"

"Shut UP!" Robin groaned. "Go orgasm with your forehead somewhere else."

Beast Boy glared. "You're just jealous cause my forehead can PARTY."

Raven rolled her eyes. "I'm NOT in the mood to hear about your perverted jokes," she said, then turned to Cyborg. "Here, let ME do it. Because I am the only one gothically awesome enough to save you and your pathetic player of DVD's." The introvert gingerly unhooked BB's hand from the side of her waist, leaning forward, (Offering a perfect view of her butt-crack), and pressed the 'Power' and 'Open' button on the DVD player.

Beast Boy watched eagerly. Not at the DVD player, but at Raven's butt. All of the others, besides Raven, raised an eyebrow at the Changeling, but shrugged it off.

Rae inserted one of the DVD's in, then leaned back after pressing 'play'.

The TV screen suddenly showed . . .

'TEEN TITANS! Season 1-Divide and Conquer' (A/N: I DON'T OWN THIS)

Everyone raised an eyebrow.

" . . . Aren't WE the Teen Titans?" Beast Boy scratched the back of his head confusedly.

Robin was shivering. "T-The w-w-work of a m-m-mad-m-man . . ."

Starfire shrugged. "I have heard of the 'League of Justice' having a series for the vision of tele . . ."

Robin stared at her blankly. "League of Justice?"

Apparently, the Boy Wonder left his dazed state, and then shrugged off Starfire's strange concept of words, turning the tables and cradling her in his lap. Star didn't seem frazzled by this, and purred affectionately as he stroked her hair.

Raven bit her lip. "'Sisters'? What kind of an episode name is THAT?" She laughed then, out of not really anything.

Beast Boy, eager to please her as always, erupted into half-confused laughs right after she did, sweat-dropping all the while. Seeing as he didn't know WHAT the heck she was really laughing for . . .

As the Titans watched 'Sisters' in confused silence, every once in a while raising their eyebrows or calling out "TOLD YA SO!" hypocritically, eventually it got to the part where Blackfire appeared.

Starfire immediately spazzed, jumping out of Robin's grip. "EVIL EVIL EVIL NUUUUUUU TAKE AWAY THE EVIL!" She used her index fingers to make an 'anti' cross, (A/N: Or whatever it's called)

Raven put a hand on Star's shoulder. "Calm.Down," she told the Tamaranian girl slowly. Starfire sighed, then obliged, sitting on Robin's lap.

Robin let out an 'UGG!' when she sat on his groin, and blushed profusely, giving himself a pep-talk.

After being very confused all the way up to 'Nevermore', which annoyed Raven at parts because . . .

"Lookit that!" Raven threw her hands up in the air. "Their animation SUCKS!"

BB threw up his hands also. "YEAH! . . . What she said . . ."

Cy rolled his eyes. "Suck-up."

Towards the end of 'Nevermore', everyone started looking towards Beast Boy and Raven. For one, Star was GAPING out of shock that Trigon was . . . well, Raven's dad.

Cyborg smirked. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!JFKJFDJSLKFJDL I RUINED YOUR MOMENTTTT!" He pointed to where he ruined the part where Rae and BB were smiiiiling at eachotherrrrr.

Then, the eppy was over.

"GASPETH!" Starfire cried, entirely OOC. "'TIS OVER?"

"Calm.DOWN.Starfire." Robin held her down, as the Tamaranian was trying to bounce everywhere.

Raven blushed, glancing over at Beast Boy. Beast Boy looked at her.

"OHMIGAWD!" Someone called from outside in a sickeningly preppy voice.

All heads turned.

" . . . What was that?" Raven asked shakily, as she started to convulse spasmodically into falling on the floor, laughing insanely. "MUST . . . KILL . . . THE PREPS!"

Beast Boy winced. "Hehe . . . " He pulled Rae into his lap, stroking his hair. "PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLE! PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLEEEEEEEE!"

"Beast Boy, quit singing A Perfect Circle songs, and go see what the hell that noise was!" Cyborg rubbed his nose for some reason that I do not know so do not ask, savvy?

The noise came again, and then it was chanting, "BB RAE! BBRAE! BBRAE! BBRAE!"

Beast Boy gasped, and Raven stopped laughing insanely, paling.

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Both of the Titans cried. They shot up, running around in a circle, not noticing they were both . . . not fully clothed . . .

Robin raised an eyebrow, and continued stroking Starfire's hair, while Starfire blinked. "TO DA LEFT! TO DA RIGHT! TO DA FRONT!"

"STARFIRE WILL YOU- Holy fuck . . ." Robin gaped as suddenly, the big huge window shattered.

Everyone screamed, but not as loud and as shrill as Raven herself.

"IT'S THE WICKED SCARY MONSTERRRR!" She bolted towards the door.

BB grabbed her by the bottom of the tanktop, sending her flying backwards and smacking right into him.

" . . . Damn the spandex," BB muttered, muffled beneath Raven's back.

4 really prepped up girls bounced into the Main Room, squealing.

All of the titans looked up, eyes wide.

Robin, out of nowhere, grabbed his retractable bo-staff. "F3AR IT!"

The girls blinked. "We're here for the pizza . . ."

"What pizza?" Cyborg looked around.

"CYBORG!" came a shrill cry as one of the girls bounced up to the android. She had dark brown hair and brown eyes, and she glomped him.

Cyborg looked down at the girl attached to his middle in shock. "Now how'd that get there?"

The girl squealed. "MY NAME'S ALEXA!" She jumped up and kissed Cyborg flat on the lips.

Cyborg blinked. "I officially don't want to be homosexual or heterosexual any longer."

There came a weird noise as Jinx randomly walked up and kicked Alexa off. "MINE!" she cried, and hugged Cy, and randomly ran off.

" . . . This day just gets weirder and weirder by the moment," Raven murmured in awe, as a short girl with frizzy light brown hair and hazel-blue eyes glomped her.

Raven cringed, and looked down at the girl. "Get it off!" she struggled to pry the girl off.

"I'm Mary!" the girl cried, letting go. "The most mature. And also the self-proclaimed leader!"

"Are not!" Alexa cried. "I'M the leader, you nar!"

"No! I am!" cried another girl who bounced up. She had blue eyes and poofy brown hair. "I'M COLIE AND I'M THE OLDEST SO HA!"

Alexa sweat-dropped. "Greaaaat . . . older people."

The oldest girl screamed when she saw BB and Rae standing next to eachother. "OHMIGAWD!" She hugged BB, and made out with him while Raven gaped, jealousy seeping from her.

"That's Colie-Chan," Mary explained. "We're all teenage girls from an alternate dimension who watch you on TV and read your stories on dot who?" Beast Boy asked, tearing Colie off of him.

" . . . Nevermind," Mary rubbed her forehead. "So anyway, we came here because we are all BeastBoy/Raven shippers."

"We have shippers?" Raven asked dryly.

"YES SO HA!" screamed another girl. She had blonde hair and . . . I don't know what color eyes. "I'M MILLI!" She glomped everyone.

"So yeah, CYBORG!" Alexa rediscovered her crush, and glomped Cy again. "Can I have one of your spare extra arm thingys with the sonic cannon of ultimate doom and death? I would TOTALLY kick ass in MY dimension . . ."

"You mean OUR dimension," Mary pointed out, folding her arms over her chest.

"So? YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" Alexa stuck her tongue out.

Colie-Chan continued glomping BB, and then started working on Raven, but Rae backed away, shaking her head and putting up an anti-sign with her fingers.

Cyborg looked at Alexa. "Uhm . . . sure?" he said in reply to her request. Alexa's eyes got big and shiny like anime-y, and she bounded out of the room, running back with a huge sonic cannon arm.

Mary and Colie and Milli got jealous, so they went on a pantie raid and stole BB's boxers.

When they all came back in, they waved, and jumped out the window while 'Mission Impossible II Theme' played.

And magically, the shattered window was restored.

Raven folded her arms. "Bitches."

"C'mon, Rae," BB wiggled his eyebrows. "Yer just jealous!"

"Jealous of what?" Raven hid the blush on her face by . . . I DUNNO SO DON'T ASK!OJFKJFKLJFLKAJKFJILSAKJKLJLKVKLVMVCM.,VXCM.VXC

XDDD sorry . . .

"Jealous that they got to do THIS," Beast Boy emphasized by slamming their mouths together in a passionate kiss, while the others looked on amazedly.

Raven blinked, eyes wide, but she stroked Beast Boy's back.

"THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!" Starfire darted off. "I MUST MAKE FOOD!"

Cyborg clasped BB on the shoulder. "Good job, dude"

Robin grimaced. "EWWWW beastiality!"

"NO ITS NOT!" Starfire cried.

Robin winced. "Okay, Star." He said submissively.

Starfire came back into the main room, holding 4 pizzas, 5 sodas, 7 bowls of some unknown massy matter, and random bags of things.

Cy turned the lights on, grabbed the flashlight, turned it on, and held it under his face. "Tiiimeee for scaaarrrry stooooriessss andddd foooooodddddd," he said in another mock scary voice.

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A/N: Hello! n.n

Anyway, this chapter has all of my friends in it! Colie-Chan, who is 'Carrot the LuvMachine', Alexa(Lex), who is 'Vibora', and Milli, who is 'MillicentRaven'

I dunno what color your eyes are, Milli, but I DO know you're a blonde . . .

I'm writing a story with Colie-Chan on our account 'MC Muffin Alliance', called 'A Raven's Cry'. Check it out, as it will be up sometime today, I think.

Please Reviewwwww!

XDDD Scaaary stoooories. Oh God, this'll be good . . .

-Mari-Chan