Hi everyone.

Glad to see that you liked the first chapter of Dear Stupid. So here is the next chapter. Hope you like it. But I must thank all my reviewers first.

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THANKS EVERYONE!

That's done. Now on with the chapter.

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Dear Stupid.

Chapter 2.

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(KAIBA'S P.O.V.)

Dear Stupid.

GOD DAMN JOSEPH WHEELER! HE'S A FAG I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS! What the hell am I doing? I'm ranting at a book. But seeing as I am ranting I might as well write WHY I am ranting. It seems perfectly logical. I'm ranting because JOSEPH WHEELER IS A FUCKING JERK OFF WHO SHOULD ROT IN HELL! More specifically, he found out I had a diary.

Wait I didn't just call you a Diary, you are a stupid. Wait……. WHY THE HELL AM I REFFERING TO YOU LIKE A PERSON? What the hell it won't kill me. It's not like anyone is ever going to read you so it doesn't matter what I write. Wait a minute. Mokuba is NOT right. I DO express my emotions. This book represents NOTHING!

Anyway, Wheeler happened to see the stupid, when he bumped into me in the corridor. My bag spilled out onto the floor. So did his. Wait, he was taking the piss out of me for having a diary, and HE HAS ONE TOO! That mutt deserves to die in the most painful way possible. I'm going to think of ways to kill him whilst I eat.

(After Dinner)

Dear god, there are so many ways that I can kill Wheeler without anyone ever finding out it was me. Then again, if I kill him, I am sinking to his pathetic mutt-like level. I give up. Nothing I do is right.

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(JOEY'S P.O.V.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I'll stop laughing in a few minutes, but I can't. Rich boy has a diary. KAIBA owns a diary. That's just so classic. I mean I just slammed into him in the corridor, and the thing fell out of his bag. Wait, I just realised that my stupid fell out of my bag too. HOLY SHIT KAIBA KNOWS I HAVE A DIARY!

I have only one word to say to that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh yeah I just remembered that he has a diary so he can't take the piss out of me. Wait, that means that I can't take the piss out of him neither. Despite the fact that he's a jerk off who deserves to rot in hell. DAMN IT! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! I mean I get the chance to trounce Kaiba with insults, and I can't coz he can do the same thing back.

CURSE MY SISTER! HOW COULD SHE BUY THIS THING FOR ME! IT'S A DISGRACE TO MACHOCISM!

Wait I didn't even know I knew a word like Machocism. Wait, that ain't even a word. I mean it's Masochistic. What the hell? Maybe I'm paying more attention in English class lately. Wait we were discussing that pansy, Billy Shakespeare. Wait, it's WILLIAM Shakespeare. Whatever, it's not like I understand anything that the guy is talking about. I mean all this rubbish about "to be or not to be" is way too deep for me to get. Hang on, am I saying that Tristan is right, and that I am no denser then a bubble? NO HE'S NOT RIGHT!

What the hell, this wasn't the point of my entry. My point was that KAIBA owns a DIARY! I can't believe that I saw Kaiba with a DIARY! That's priceless. Even more priceless then the fact that I saw Yugi steal a pair of Tea's tights. Wait I didn't say that. Wait, who the hell is gonna know I did say that anyways. Wait, I ain't even saying this, I'm writing it. Whatever I'm confusing myself.

I think Yugi is a transvestite you know. I just feel sorry for the Pharaoh. He lives in Yugi's body. It probably disturbs him to see Yugi wearing tights. Wait, I don't even know if he DOES wear the tights. He might just have an obsessive stalking crush on Tea.

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NEXT DAY

(KAIBA'S P.O.V.)

I think I am going to officially start going to see a psychiatrist. I swear I saw Yugi putting tights in his locker. Then I thought I saw a pink skirt go in the locker too. Can anyone say, what the hell did I smoke last night? I think maybe I've been smoking pot without realising it…

Nah, that's just not possible, I don't smoke any time of the day. Maybe it's the cafeteria food? I'm officially suing the school cook. What the hell I have the money to do that. Wait, what if I wasn't hallucinating? I must have been hallucinating. Yugi wasn't a transvestite last time I talked to him. I think I need to get some more sleep. Yeah defiantly. Sleep is what I need. I'm just tired. That's where the hallucinating is coming from. I've made up my mind, I'm going to bed early tonight.

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NEXT TIME ON DEAR STUPID!

(KAIBA'S P.O.V.)

Oh my dear, sweet and merciful God. I wasn't hallucinating. I SAW YUGI WEARING GIRLS CLOTHES! God have mercy on my immortal soul coz I think I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life now……

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O.K. everyone, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I hope it made you laugh. I shall update as soon as I can. Maybe in a week. I have to get rid of my coursework, so I shall be trying to update soon. In the meantime, please R&R and tell me how terrible you think my writing really is. C ya L8r people.