Well hello again people. I hate to inform you that Dear Stupid will never be updated again, due to the rights of male transvestites.

Just kidding. Hehe. I shall continue writing because I WANT TO! Hehe, sorry, I'm loosing my mind slowly. Anyways, I shall once again thank my reviewers.

Thank you all loads for reviewing, and please be happy that I am updating. Now for any questions that I am supposed to answer.

Kia the Wolf: I'm glad my ficcie cheered you up. That's what I'm here to do.

Misura: I have to inform you that Joey is most likely to stay paranoid. 

Game Kid 17: The whole point of the fic is that they write in the diaries. I know that they don't actually have to write in them. As for the carrying them around thing. Trust me, once you own and start writing in a diary, you start carrying the thing around. LOL! Although you are right. Yugi being a cross dresser makes perfect sense.

Star and her Yami Brooke: Please feel free to use your ideas. As long as you ain't totally copying me, I don't mind.

Anyways, on with the chappie.

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Dear Stupid.

Chapter 3.

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(JOEY'S P.O.V.)

Dear Stupid.

I'm still missing my candy bars. I put fifty five in there on Monday. There are only twenty five now. I only ate five. WHERE DID THE OTHER TWENTY FIVE GO? I will catch the candy thief. I swear to all the holy pepperonis.

It was really strange. I swear Kaiba was giving Yugi funny looks. Maybe he saw the padded wonderbra that Yugi shoved into his locker yesterday afternoon. Maybe I should talk to Yugi about that. I mean serious stalker issues are taking place. Unless Yugi is a cross dressing transvestite. Ooops, I'm late for History. Wait, it was an hour ago. WHY AM I STILL WRITING IN THE STUPID IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL!

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(KAIBA'S P.O.V.)

Dear Stupid.

I'm sure that I was hallucinating yesterday. I mean I must have been hallucinating, because there is no way that Yugi could be a cross dresser. History is boring. I know all of this rubbish anyway. I mean who wants to know how Napoleon got into power? I certainly don't give two shits about French or European history.

This is a complete waste of my intelligence. I could be getting work done. Stupid idiot schoolteachers. Why is he looking at me? I can't even catch an extra hour of sleep. It's bad enough that the old bastard moans at me, but the worst part of it, is that he KNOWS that I'm going to pass anyways. What's the point of nagging me? You'd think that an A+ would shut him up. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO he STILL has to act like I'm Joseph Wheeler, who can't do history if it was made up of when pizza was invented. Wait, was Tea eating a candy bar?

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(JOEY'S P.O.V.)

God help me. I walked into History class an hour and a half late. That's another detention on my record. Damn History teaching bastard. I hate my life. I hate my history teacher. I hate fucking history. I mean why can't we have one lessons where the teacher does something I know about? Like when Pizza was invented for example. I mean I know when all great food was invented. Candy for example. Wait, is Tea eating one of MY candy bars? And I thought that Tristan was stealing them. I'm gonna kill her. THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE SNACKS!

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(KAIBA'S P.O.V.)

God have mercy on me. I think I'm officially insane. I swear I'm blind after what's just seen. Maybe I should explain WHY I'm now officially blind, scarred for life, and thinking of gauging my eyes out to make sure I never see anything like that again?

I went to the bathroom, before I went home (I don't need to say what I went into the bathroom for that's my own god damn business) and I was coming out of one of the stalls, and I saw Yugi. At least, I think it was Yugi, and he was wearing girls clothes.

Wait a second. I just realised something.

Oh my dear, sweet and merciful God. I wasn't hallucinating. I SAW YUGI WEARING GIRLS CLOTHES! God have mercy on my immortal soul coz I think I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life now. I think I need to go and see a psychiatrist. Maybe I'll book an appointment or something. Oh hell, forget the psychiatrist, I need to find out if I'm hallucinating or not.

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(JOEY'S P.O.V.)

I think I'm loosin it. I swear I saw Yugi wearing girls clothes. I was just about to walk into the guys room, to take care of business when I saw Yugi wearing girls clothes. I freaked out so badly, that I ran all the way home. Where I found out that two more of my candy bars are missing. Wait. TEA STOLE MY CANDY!

Wait, why do I always run away from the main point. Maybe I smoked the wrong kind of pot. Wait, do I even smoke pot? I know that the spirit of the ring does, coz Bakura got busted for it. He didn't remember even smoking the stuff. His dad went spare.

I have really got to stop procastinathin. What the hell? My spelling is getting worse. What was I saying? Oh yeah, get right to the point. I saw Yugi wearing tea's clothes. Maybe those two have got something going on. That must be some kinky shit going on if Tea knows about it. Then again, SHE IS THE CANDY THEIF AND MUST BE PUNISHED!

Need I say anymore?

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NEXT TIME ON DEAR STUPID!

(JOEY'S P.O.V.)

I think my brain is going to into fuzzy mode. I swear, Kaiba looks like he hasn't slept for a week. He looks kinda disturbed. Maybe he saw Yugi wearing the girls clothes too? Maybe I should go and ask hi. Wait, am I going totally nuts? I mean if I go and ask Kaiba, if he saw YUGI wearing GIRLS clothes, then he'll probably pound my face in……

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Well please tell me what you think people. I know that I'm mad but it's getting worse and worse all the time. Please R&R and I'll update soon. Byes.