Chapter 10: The perverted monk's confession
Kagome woke up the next morning to Inuyasha smiling in her face. "Hey Kagome get up, me and Sango have made breakfast." Kagome yawned and got up. She looked at the nicely prepared breakfast and exclaimed "WOW! This looks really good!" She ran over and grabbed her chopsticks and began to eat her food. Inuyasha smiled when he saw how pleased she was.
Miroku slowly got up and whispered in Kagome's ear, "Can I talk to you for a moment?" Kagome looked puzzled but nodded to his strange request. Inuyasha looked at her quizzically but just shrugged and went back to eating.
Sango didn't trust Miroku going off with Kagome alone. She knew every time she tried to have a private chat with Miroku it normally ended in bitch slapping. She decided to follow after them. She turned to Inuyasha and said "I'm going to see what the monk's up to." She left and Inuyasha was stuck with Shippo.
Shippo stood up and started to follow Sango. He looked at Inuyasha and asked "You coming?" Inuyasha nodded deciding it was better than sitting by himself.
While Inuyasha and Sango were still at breakfast Miroku had brought Kagome to the edge of a beautiful lake. He said "Kagome I'm in a predicament here. I would like to ask Sango to accompany me on a trip to a nice place to eat, but I don't know how to ask. Will you help me?" Kagome nodded and waited for Miroku to practice.
Sango started to sneak up on Kagome and Miroku, not hearing their discussion about him practicing asking her on a date. She peered through some bushes and listened intently into their conversation.
"I would be honored if you would escort me to a fine dining place this evening my lovely lady. After all you are the only women I would consider asking, since I love and cherish you above anyone else. Would you accept my request?" Miroku asked. Sango heard this and felt her blood run cold. She didn't know if she should run, attack like mad, or yell. Before she had time to react she saw a flash of red fly above her, and realized it was Inuyasha. She finally decided on what to do. She stood up, walked to Miroku and said with her voice shaking "Miroku, I can't imagine why I would have ever dreamed of marrying you. As from this point on I have no relation to you."
Before Miroku could say anything she was already running through the bushes with tears in her eyes. Miroku yelled "Wait Sango!" but she was already out of view. He turned around and saw Inuyasha's golden eyes meeting his. "Mind explaining why you were flirting with Kagome monk?" he asked cracking his knuckles. Miroku sighed; it was going to be a long day.
