HEY! Im back! gasp! Run! hide your children! Hide your chickens!...
RAOUL IS BACK...IN ACTON!
Raoul:...
Me: IN ACTON...
Raoul:...
Me:...wisper Raoul!...
Raoul:...
Adence: cricets chip
Me:errrr...
Adence: starts to leave
Me: noooo! wait! wait! till our star..
Erik: rolls eyes
Me:comes back, liston to the beautifull Chirstine
Christine:stairing out in space...humming to her self
Me: omg...CHRISTINE!
Christine: oh me... starts to sing BOO-BOP-BE-BO! DO-DO-DO-BE-BOP! sings this over and over and over and over gasp and over
Me: kill me now!
Erik: no...
Me: I'm give you my nickel...George...last name Bob...
Erik: no
Chiristine: high note BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
tolet flush
Raoul:mmmm...much better...
Me: IN ACTON!
DISCLAMER: I DONT OWN DIDDLY SQUAT! NADA! NOTHING!
Hey miss. Catherine Mor...somethingoranother MY IQ Can go LOWER!THANK YOU VERY MUCH! NOW I KNOW WHATS SMELLING UNDER MY BED! Im sooper smarrt.
on with the letters,
Dear Manager-people-men
My salery has not been paid! leave a box of cheese in the hollow tree in the park and no body... or should I say... no bug will get hurt!
I remain mashed
your french fried friend
The potato of the opera
Dear Maddam Gary
Meg stole my chickens and said I wasn't allowed to eat cheese anymore! She pushed me down the stairs again, but she really didn't push me... she hit me with bat in the back of my head screaming "Die so I can have your money!" You should ground her I really think she has problems!
your very bruised son-in-law
the potato of the opera
Reply from Maddam Gary
Dear Shtupid Boy
I told her to smack you in the head with a bat! You're just too shtupid to DIE! Now I must leave, Erik is about to take a shower and I have front row seats!
Your hateful Mother In law
Maddam Gary
PS Will you hurry up and plumit to your death? I'm running out of beer money!
Now a special Valentine Specals
(a Valentine From Erik to Carlatta)
Dear Carlatta,
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Flowers make my eyes water,
Good, now I can't see you.
O.G.
)&))&)))(((
Sorry for such a small chapter in unknown patron letters GASP! And YES! My IQ can get lower baby! Muahahaha! I shall also post another chapter of Potato of the Opera today too! victory dance
Oh and Raoul and I would like to thank you for your reviews! And flames! Even though Raoul isnt alowed to play with flames any more!
