HEY! Im back! gasp! Run! hide your children! Hide your chickens!...

RAOUL IS BACK...IN ACTON!

Raoul:...

Me: IN ACTON...

Raoul:...

Me:...wisper Raoul!...

Raoul:...

Adence: cricets chip

Me:errrr...

Adence: starts to leave

Me: noooo! wait! wait! till our star..

Erik: rolls eyes

Me:comes back, liston to the beautifull Chirstine

Christine:stairing out in space...humming to her self

Me: omg...CHRISTINE!

Christine: oh me... starts to sing BOO-BOP-BE-BO! DO-DO-DO-BE-BOP! sings this over and over and over and over gasp and over

Me: kill me now!

Erik: no...

Me: I'm give you my nickel...George...last name Bob...

Erik: no

Chiristine: high note BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

tolet flush

Raoul:mmmm...much better...

Me: IN ACTON!

DISCLAMER: I DONT OWN DIDDLY SQUAT! NADA! NOTHING!

Hey miss. Catherine Mor...somethingoranother MY IQ Can go LOWER!THANK YOU VERY MUCH! NOW I KNOW WHATS SMELLING UNDER MY BED! Im sooper smarrt.

on with the letters,

Dear Manager-people-men

My salery has not been paid! leave a box of cheese in the hollow tree in the park and no body... or should I say... no bug will get hurt!

I remain mashed

your french fried friend

The potato of the opera

Dear Maddam Gary

Meg stole my chickens and said I wasn't allowed to eat cheese anymore! She pushed me down the stairs again, but she really didn't push me... she hit me with bat in the back of my head screaming "Die so I can have your money!" You should ground her I really think she has problems!

your very bruised son-in-law

the potato of the opera

Reply from Maddam Gary

Dear Shtupid Boy

I told her to smack you in the head with a bat! You're just too shtupid to DIE! Now I must leave, Erik is about to take a shower and I have front row seats!

Your hateful Mother In law

Maddam Gary

PS Will you hurry up and plumit to your death? I'm running out of beer money!

Now a special Valentine Specals

(a Valentine From Erik to Carlatta)

Dear Carlatta,

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Flowers make my eyes water,

Good, now I can't see you.

O.G.

)&))&)))(((

Sorry for such a small chapter in unknown patron letters GASP! And YES! My IQ can get lower baby! Muahahaha! I shall also post another chapter of Potato of the Opera today too! victory dance

Oh and Raoul and I would like to thank you for your reviews! And flames! Even though Raoul isnt alowed to play with flames any more!