Glad to see people enjoyed Chapter One. Hopefully you guys like this installment as well.

Neji "using" Sharingan was meant for comical effect. You know, he's drunk and can't remember the name of his ability. I apologize if it wasn't obvious, I had figured the fact he referred to a still Shikamaru as "a fast one" would have conveyed that, but I guess I didn't show it enough.

Chapter Two:

Lee flung Neji backwards and knocked him through several tables, causing many people to run off. Suddenly, Naruto and Kiba grabbed him.

"Come on, Lee. It's not worth it." Kiba said. "He didn't mean anything by it."

"He's insulting my Way of the Ninja!" Lee screamed. "He's mocking me again. Let go of me." He tried unsuccessfully to throw Naruto and Kiba off of him.

"That's not it, Fuzzy Eyebrows." Naruto said. "It was a mistake. He meant to punch Shikamaru."

"That doesn't make it better." Shikamaru exclaimed from his seat. Suddenly, Chouji flung Shikamaru over the table. "What was that for, Chouji?" He demanded.

"Felt like it!" Chouji shouted in response, while going through a whole bag of chips and drinking more sake. Shikamaru groaned and rolled his eyes.

"Stop doing stupid things, Chouji. This is why I like women so much more than men." He said with a sigh. "You guys are so troublesome."

"My god, Neji's right!" Naruto shouted. "That isn't Shikamaru at all. Who the hell are you?" He screamed at him.

"Calm down, Naruto. I'm just calling it like I see it." Shikamaru said with a bit of a groan. Suddenly, Gaara and Kankurou showed up there.

"I was wondering what was going on here." The puppeteer commented.

"What the hell are you guys doing here? You live in another freaking country?" Kiba shouted at them.

"Eh, don't ask questions. Just say it happened." Kankurou responded. Suddenly they looked around and saw Lee dancing, Chouji screaming, Neji wobbling around, and Shino rolling on the floor laughing.

"Why are you always drunk when I see you nowadays?" Gaara asked Lee, glancing at him.

"Whas it to ya?" Lee shouted back at Gaara. Before Gaara could answer, he was already drinking from a bottle of Sake that he had grabbed.

"GAARA!" Kankurou screamed at him. "You're the Kazekage; you can't do reckless things like this." He lectured him.

"And you can't yell at the Kazekage." Gaara said. "Or I'll confirm my existence on your sorry ass!" He shouted, giving him a star, and falling backwards slightly. The next thing everyone knew, they were in for the scare of their lives.

Gaara and Lee hopped up on the counter and started dancing around. But that was the good news. The two of them started singing. "We are fighting, dreamers, takami wo mezashite. Fighting dreamers….." The two continued to sing in the most horrendous, off-key, ear splitting voices anyone had ever heard.

Kankurou settled down into a seat. "This is just awful." He muttered, rubbing his forehead. "How can you guys stand this?" He asked, turning to Shino who had managed to briefly regain his composure. Shino said nothing and simply handed Kankurou a bottle of sake. "What the hell!" He announced, and drank the sake.

Back up on the counter, Gaara and Lee were now singing in extremely shrill and high pitched voices. "Nee kikoemasuka" they sang, before being knocked away by three puppets.

"ALRIGHT! It's time for Sand Jounin Kankurou's Super Cool MYSTERY PUPPET SHOW!" Kankurou screamed. "Prepare to be amazed at what these puppets will do, in the greatest show within 5 feet over here!" He pulled on his strings, and his three puppets began tap dancing.

"Man, that's talent." Shino commented. "But it's not quite as talented as this one thing Kiba's sister did this one time." He ducked as he said this.

"Man, have you seen that girl. Yowzers." Neji said with a wicked grin.

"And you guys think I'm the one acting weird?" Shikamaru said with a sigh. Neji and Shino were certainly acting about as different from normal as they possibly could. "It's always the quiet ones." He commented to no one in particular.

"Can your sister cook, Kiba?" Chouji asked, with his stomach growling a little bit.

"You guys are really pushing your luck." Kiba commented. "One more word and you'll wish you had never been born."

"Hey speaking of sisters." Naruto commented. "Shikamaru was telling us that he and Temari have been to 3rd base." After he finished talking there was dead silence. Shikamaru dove for cover, but it wasn't enough. The Sand started to pull him towards Gaara, while he had three puppets converging on him.

"Heh," Kiba barked. "If it was me, I would have gone all the way." Suddenly, Shikamaru fell to the floor and Kiba saw his own doom approaching. "I mean, I didn't mean with her, I meant if I had a girl friend."

"Loser." Shino commented with a laugh. "Can't even get a girl friend."

"Hey." Kiba shouted at his teammate. "You try when you occasionally get fleas." He then began hugging Lee and the two started sobbing on each others shoulders. Gaara had given up attacking Kiba and decided instead to try his hand at singing again. Kankurou had collapsed, and his puppets had disappeared.

Gaara was singing in the most horrendous voice anyone had ever heard. Shino was having another spontaneous laugh attack, for reasons that no one may ever know. Neji was running around like a little child.

Kankurou just got up and sighed. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." He commented, and got himself extremely drunk. By this point Kiba was trying to chase his own tail. Naruto was just jumping up and down, and it seemed like every other word he said was "Dattebayo".

Suddenly, everyone heard Shino let out a laugh. "I have a hard time accepting that." He commented to Kiba, who had realized he didn't have a tail.

"You know the ladies like it doggy style." Kiba said with a smirk.

"You just admitted to us you've never gotten any. Chicks dig the insects." Shino said with a smirk.

"I thought they liked fat guys…" Chouji said in an upset manner.

"Stupid, they like loud and obnoxious guys who always talk about themselves. The Ero Sennin told me so."

"Heh." Neji laughed. "You're all pathetic. You need to get with the girl before you can make an accurate judgment. I can see through anything."

After saying that, Neji noticed a lot of the guys staring at him. "I was wondering why you always had that thing on." Shikamaru said with a sigh. "How troublesome."

"My eternal rival, I will not lose to you in love, despite not having any ninjutsu or genjutsu abilities! The one to capture the heart of the ladies will be me." Lee hobbled around a little bit. "Gai-sensei says that no woman can resist this green jumpsuit. It's the pinnacle of attraction! The explosion of youth! HIC" Lee stumbled backwards a little bit, and knocked into Naruto.

"Watch it, Fuzzy Eyebrows." He shouted at him. "I'm feeling in the mood to get me a lady." Naruto said with a grin, while drinking some more sake. The other guys rallied behind him.

Next time: The guys try to find the girls, but things take a turn for the more responsible when some older and wiser ninjas show up. Meaning Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, and Jiraiya.