Chapter 3:
Jiraiya sighed and put away his telescope. It looked like he wasn't going to see very much on this night. 'After spending more than 2 years with that little brat, this is the welcome I get back' He thought angrily to himself.
Jiraiya walked around for a little before sitting down and drinking from a bottle of sake. 'Ah,' He thought to himself. 'Nothing like some nice sake.' Suddenly, he looked up, and saw Kakashi standing in front of him.
"Oh! Jiraiya-sama!" He said, gushing. "This new book of yours is so cool!" Kakashi was acting like a little child. "It's even better than the last one." Jiraiya just chuckled.
"Oh, Kakashi. Tonight is a night of celebration, you should drink some sake." Jiraiya said with a grin.
"Really? What are we celebrating?" Kakashi asked eagerly. Jiraiya laughed nervously.
"The details aren't important, Kakashi. What's important is that you drink some sake with me." Kakashi laughed nervously, but accepted a bottle of Sake that Jiraiya had offered him. He turned around so that Jiraiya couldn't see him, and then lowered his mask and drank it.
Suddenly, Kakashi turned back around. "HOLIDAY!" He shouted at Jiraiya. "Explosion of youth!" Kakashi exclaimed. "We must harness our youth for noble purposes."
Jiraiya gave a hearty laugh. "Kakashi, there's no need to be so troublesome. The job now is to find the ladies. I guarantee you, while you're around me, ladies will do anything to be with you!" Jiraiya grinned.
"Oh, shoot." Kakashi said. "I was supposed to meet up here with Asuma and Gai 30 minutes ago." Kakashi sighed and rubbed his forehead, when he heard a sound.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Gai shouted, kicking Jiraiya's face.
"Why is it always me?" Jiraiya shouted in pain. As he landed on the ground holding his face in pain, Gai and Asuma showed up. Gai gave off a huge nice guy pose, while Asuma just exhaled some smoke.
"OHHHH! Jiraiya-sama, what are you doing on the ground like that?" Gai asked in a tone of concern.
"YOU kicked my face you green freak!" Jiraiya shouted. However, then he calmed down and drank some sake to relieve his stress.
"OHHHH! Kakashi and Jiraiya, your drinking is most un-youthful!" Gai screamed in a passionate rage.
"Ah, Gai. All the youthful people are doing it these days." Kakashi said with a sigh, and handed some sake to Asuma and Gai. Gai shook his head, but Asuma just grinned and drank some, while putting out his cigarette on the ground.
Just then, the 4 of them saw the group of guys wandering through the streets, shouting and singing. Asuma just sighed and lit up a cigarette, while Kakashi gave a little chuckle and Gai began freaking out.
"Kakashi my eternal rival! It seems you were right after all. I shall embrace the spirit of youthfulness," He announced proudly, quickly drinking some sake. Then he took another glance. "Is that Lee! This is bad!" Gai exclaimed quickly, running towards the young ninjas.
"Lee what are you doing? This is most unyouthful!" Gai exclaimed. Lee just gave Gai a look.
"Threatening my way of the ninja, eh?" He said while wobbling around a little. He took a fighting stance. "I'll show you not to mess with me, freak!" He shouted out. Neji smacked his hand against his head. Shikamaru just shook his head in disgust. "EXPLOSION OF YOUTH NO JUTSU" Lee shouted, attacking Gai. The two went at it for a couple minutes before they hugged. "GAI-SENSEI!" Lee shouted out joyfully. By this point, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Asuma had come over to the others.
"Oi, Kakashi-sensei, do you know where Sakura-chan is now." Naruto asked with a Jiraiya-esque grin.
"That's my boy." Jiraiya said with a grin. "I've taught you well over these past two years."
"Oh, Naruto, I think she's at Hokage-sama's office. Let's hurry, we must always be prompt." Kakashi told the young ninja.
"ACT LIKE THIS NORMALLY!" Everyone screamed back at Kakashi.
Kakashi sighed. "Sakura and Shizune-san are usually with Hokage-sama at this time, so we can go if we hurry."
"Oh, that Shizune lady is there?" Kiba said with a smirk. "That little pig is so lucky." He muttered. Naruto, Chouji, and Neji nodded in agreement.
"You guys are so troublesome." Shikamaru said with a sigh.
Meanwhile, in another part of Konoha, Temari was wandering around. "Damn those brothers of mine." She said. "They ditch me the first chance they get." Soon, she came across Hinata, Ino, and Ten-ten.
"Hey, what brings you here?" Ten-ten asked the Sand ninja.
"Me and my brothers came, but those idiots ditched me." She said angrily. "We were SUPPOSED to be seeing the Hokage."
"Oh, that's perfect." Ino said. "We were just on our way there to visit Sakura. Why don't you come with us." Temari could tell by Ino's voice that she did not actually think it was perfect, but she went along with it anyways.
Back in Tsunade's office, she was sitting around in her chair spewing out nonsense, and sipping on some sake.
Shizune turned to Sakura and shook her head. "She's already drunk at this time." She said with a sigh. Shizune was holding Ton-ton in the same place she usually did.
Just then, the door to the office opened, and the guys all entered. "SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted out, causing the pink haired girl to shake her head.
Kiba turned to his friends. "Alright guys, I'm going in." He said with a smirk. The others just sighed.
"We'll make your funeral good, Kiba! Passionate and youthful." Lee called out.
"It was nice knowing you." Shino said stoically.
"Here I go." Kiba called out. "Kawarimi no Jutsu". The smoke cleared and Kiba had been replaced by Ton-ton.
"He's a braver man than even I." Jiraiya said with a sigh, as they prepared for the inevitable.
Okay, so that ends Chapter 3. What did you guys think of this one?
