Discaimer: I dont own anything to do with Harry Potter.

A/N: this little ficlet is just something I thought up when I was trying to do some college work. Anyways hope you like.

'Tell her.'

'No, I don't want to tell her.'

'Don't be silly.'

'I'm not being silly.'

'Yes you are.'

'Am not.'

'Are times infinity.'

'Are not times infinity plus one.'

'Are too. Times- that's beside the point.'

'Yeah, it is. Why should I tell her?'

'Because you just should. Plus shed want to know.'

'What if she doesn't?'

'She will.'

'Still not gonna tell her.'

'Come on mate, what's the worst that could she could say?'

'Try "I hate you Harry Potter and I never ever want to speak to you again" that's what.'

'You're being silly again.'

'Am not.'

'Are too.'

'I'm not getting in to this again.'

'Then tell her.'

'No.'

'Yes.'

'No, I'm not doing it.'

'Fine.'

'I'm- what?'

'Fine, don't tell her if you don't want her to know then don't tell her.'

'But you told me to.'

'I know, but now I've changed my mind.'

'Maybe I should tell her.'

'Whatever you want.'

'No I don't want to.'

'Fine, but she'll find out anyway.'

'But, I can't.'

'You can.'

'No I can't. You tell her.'

'I- what- no I- no if anyone should tell her its you.'

'Why?'

'Because you're her best friend.'

'So are you Ronald.'

'That's beside the point.'

'You tell her.'

'No it's your business not mine.'

'Whys it my business?'

'Because it is.'

'I'm not telling her.'

'Fine I will.'

'Go on then.'

'Err- Hermione. You've- err got a question wrong.'

'Don't be so silly Ron. Of course I haven't.'

'Yes you have.'

'No I haven't.'

'Yes you have.'

'Oh shut up both of you!'

A/N: you know the drill. Click on the blue 'go' button. Go on, you know you want to.