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Chapter Four:
The males all winced in pain, watching from a safe distance. Kiba let out another sharp scream of pain, and after several minutes, was finally flung backwards into Jiraiya. "WHY ALWAYS ME?" Jiraiya questioned no one in particular. Shizune was fuming, before Sakura managed to keep her from going over to beat Kiba up more.
"So," Shino said to Kiba. "Five minutes of getting the crap beaten out of you. Was it worth it?"
Kiba grinned. "In exchange for five seconds of heaven!" He chuckled, and then fell down.
Shizune sighed, and took a drink of some sake. "I don't know why I'm doing this, but I need something to get my mind off of all of this." She angrily gulped down an entire bottle of sake. Sakura gave a sigh.
"You guys just had to screw things up didn't you?" She asked in accusatory tone.
Naruto ran over. "Sakura-chan, go out with me!" He shouted at her. Sakura punched Naruto in to the ground.
Tsunade started yelling loudly. "Hey all of you get out of my house!" She shouted, before slipping back into her chair and drinking more sake. Sakura just shook her head.
"If you can't beat 'em…" She said sadly, and took a half empty bottle of sake and drank from it. "HELL YEAH!" She screamed, suddenly. Naruto got up weakly.
"So, Sakura-chan." Sakura sent him flying back towards the others. Jiraiya ducked just in the nick of the time. Causing Naruto to hit Gai.
"OH! That was most unyouthful, Sakura!" Gai screamed angrily. Around this time, the female ninjas arrived at the Hokage's office, along with Kurenai.
Kurenai sighed. "We're too late. They're already drunk."
"Those idiots." Temari said shaking her fist. "It's a good thing the Hokage has three years worth of sake in here, I don't want to be left out." She eyed Shikamaru slightly. Ino took notice of this, very clearly.
Neji had now noticed the women coming into the room. "Heh," He said confidently. "BYAKUGAN!" Kiba got up slowly, and grunted, coughing up blood between words.
"Heh, pervert! While your own cousin is in the room?" He said with a sneer, before falling back to the ground.
Ten-ten set down some sake and gave a puzzled look. "I don't get it. What's perverted about the Byakugan?" Hinata, the only sober one in the room at this point, leaned over and whispered something to Ten-ten. "WHAT?" Ten-ten exploded, and ran over to Neji. She gave him a slap in the face.
"YOU PERVERT! I regret ever giving you…." Ten-ten trailed off noticing everyone looking at them.
Kiba got up slightly. "What Ten-ten? What did you give Neji?" He said in a pseudo-innocent sounding voice.
"Yeah." Shino added with a snicker. "Tell us." After this, Shino began spontaneously running around the room flapping his arms and screaming "I can fly".
"Ten-ten!" Jiraiya announced, putting his hand on her shoulder. "Give me the exclusive rights to your story, and you'll get a 10 cut of my next book." At the words "next book" Kakashi went in to a crazed frenzy.
Ten-ten got a little antsy. "I just gave him a special kunai, that's all." She said, while fidgeting a little.
"Right." Kiba said with a grin. "And by 'special kunai' you're using it as a euphemism for…" Kiba never got a chance to finish that sentence, as Ten-ten and Neji both gave him a very stern glare. Jiraiya began furiously taking notes.
"OH! Neji, Ten-ten. This is definitely not the way of passionate youth!" Gai exclaimed furiously.
"Actually, I think they've got the passionate youth part down pretty well." Asuma said, taking his cigarette to his mouth. The other guys all snickered.
"Pigs." Kurenai muttered under her breath.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Ino and Temari had started a fight. "He's my man, you blonde bimbo!" Ino shouted.
"Your blonde too, idiot!" Temari shouted.
"Bitch!" Temari said, knocking Ino backwards.
"Slut!" Ino shouted back at her and giving her a punch.
"Whore!" Temari said, kicking Ino.
"Dominatrix!" Ino retorted, slapping Temari backwards. Dead silence overtook the room.
"You know," Kankurou started, breaking the silence. "She kind of has a point there."
Temari glared at her brother. "Whose side are you on?" She questioned him.
Kankurou hid behind Shizune. "The side that wins." He said simply. Shizune just glared at him and punched him away. "Ow." He said simply. Temari and Ino returned to glaring at each other.
"Pick one of us, Shikamaru." Ino shouted.
"Oooh, someone's going to be in the doghouse soon." Neji said.
"HEY!" Kiba shouted. "I resemble that remark!"
"Calm down, passionate youths!" Gai shouted out. "We're all Konoha Shinobi here after all."
"Well, actually…" Temari started. Gaara cut her off.
"They always make that mistake." He decided to start singing. "Some people you know they can't believe, the sand village we've got a ninja team." Before he could continue Tsunade appeared behind him and punched him hard.
"Kazekage-sama." She said plainly, while drinking some sake. "If you ever sing that crap in my office again, I'll destroy your puny village in an instant."
"DAAAAMN!" Kankurou commented from his spot on the floor, which was conveniently close to Kiba's.
"Can Hokage-sama cook?" Chouji wondered aloud, causing Tsunade and Shizune to shake their heads in frustration.
"She can knock my lights out anytime." Shino said with a smirk. Suddenly, Shino found himself being punched in the face by Tsunade. He wound up on the ground, unconscious.
"Well, he got what he asked for." Jiraiya said with a chuckle. Tsunade just collapsed down into the chair in front of her desk like she did most nights.
"I'll kick all your assess and be Hokage!" Naruto shouted, while running around the room. He then stopped. "Hinata, why aren't you having fun with everyone else?" He asked the young Hyuuga girl in a puzzled tone.
Hinata fidgeted a little bit. "Ano…I…well…um…" She trailed off.
"Is someone here giving you a hard time? I'll kick their ass!" Naruto screamed.
"Ano, no, I…just, don't fit in…d-doing things like everyone else." Hinata said nervously.
Naruto gave her a glance. "Come on, it's alright. Everyone's having fun, aren't they?" He asked. Hinata looked around and saw mass chaos emerging from the entire room.
"Ano, but I..." Hinata started.
Naruto handed her his bottle of sake. Hinata froze up. 'Drinking from the same bottle as Naruto-kun…' she thought to herself. She took it from Naruto slowly and drank it. "TAKE THIS, LOSERS!" Hinata shouted out after having drunk some of the sake.
And so ends Chapter 4.
