Chapter 5:

Hyuuga Hinata was in a rage, at the present moment. She picked Sakura up and started shouting at her. "You think you're so good, don't you?" She shouted, "You think you can just waltz on in and capture someone's heart, when someone else actually cares for them, don't you?" She shouted again, punching Sakura backwards.

"Calm down, Hinata." Kurenai said grabbing her, as Neji and Ten-ten dove to try and hold her back too. Naruto just stared on puzzled by the whole scene.

"What's that all about?" He wondered. Then he gave a grin. "Not bad though." He gave a laugh. Most of the others just sighed and looked on.

"Well, at least this night wasn't a total loss." Jiraiya said with a laugh.

"Dream on, Ero Sennin, this is better than your average night." Naruto said with a wicked grin. Most of the other guys chuckled at this, and Kakashi even raised an eyebrow at Naruto's comments.

"Kids. Have some respect for your elders." Jiraiya grumbled. "I was scoring before any of you guys parents were." He said with a triumphant voice.

"And yet you seem to have been less than successful than any of them." Neji observed, causing even the drunk beyond belief Tsunade to burst out laughing.

"OH?" Chouji pondered. "Would Hokage-sama know something about Jiraiya's past…" One glare from the irate blonde woman was all it took to cause Chouji to stop talking.

Having finally calmed down, Hinata walked over to where Naruto was standing. "How are you now, Naruto-kun?" She asked in a very confident voice.

"Uh, fine. But, Hinata, you're not in a fight, so you don't need that Byakugan on right now." Naruto pointed out to her. Hinata just smiled.

"I think it will be quite helpful." She said, leaning towards Naruto. Naruto looked around nervously a minute, before giving a thumbs up sign. He then got knocked away by Kiba.

"Bastard, don't take advantage of people. FOLLOW THE PATH TO TRUE RIGHTOUESNESS!" Kiba exclaimed, with a glorious sparkle in his eyes. Hinata punched Kiba in the stomach.

"How dare you steal my one chance, Kiba?" She said in an angry tone.

Shino got up from where he lay, and started talking weakly. "Your mom is true righteousness, Kiba." He said with a weak laugh. Kiba punched Shino back.

"That's not even funny anymore, dude." He said with a derisive growl. Hinata just gave a sigh.

"You really should shave that, Kiba." She said to him, and then walked off. Kakashi, Asuma, and Jiraiya all laughed at the comment as Kiba instinctively put his hands in front of his special area.

"Our young and impressionable students have had their sweet innocence corrupted by these fowl drinks!" Gai exclaimed, with a fire randomly appearing behind him. "We must do something about this."

"Are you kidding?" Asuma asked giving him a look. "You don't find entertainment like this every day." Jiraiya was taking quite a few notes.

He laughed. "I'm going to need to get a Byakugan transplant." He said with a grin. "Everything would be so much easier then." As soon as he had said those words, Tsunade, Shizune, and Kurenai had all kicked him into the ground. Kakashi picked up Jiraiya's notes from the ground and started reading them.

Elsewhere, Temari and Ino were on the verge of collapsing. Temari had Ino's hair in her hand, while Ino was busy biting on Temari's shoulder. Shikamaru just sat back and watched, and then pointed his thumb upward at the other guys.

"How does a guy like Shikamaru get girls fawning over him?" Naruto wondered aloud. "Sakura-chan won't even pay attention to me."

At this time, Neji was chasing Ten-ten around. As this happened, Jiraiya had just gotten up from the ground. Ten-ten darted behind Jiraiya and Gai, while Neji scanned around with his Byakugan, and he found himself staring right at Jiraiya and Gai. He covered his eyes and started screaming.

"I didn't want to see that! Nobody wants to see that!" He screamed, gripping his eyes in pain. Hinata turned to see what Neji was talking about and started punching herself in her eyes.

"GET IT OUT!" She cried. Kiba walked over to the two Hyuugas, and gave them cups with some sort of liquid in them.

"Use this, it works." He said plainly, and then walked away. Soon, the two were screaming even louder.

"What the hell was that?" Neji screamed.

"I don't know…" Hinata said. "It felt kind of like dog….KIBA!" She screamed. Kiba simply stood there and grinned as he accepted high fives from nearly everyone else.

"I guess this answers the question of how Hyuugas hold their liquor." He said simply, giving a mischievous grin. Of course, Kiba wasn't exactly feeling to well, having been beaten up several times by this point.

Jiraiya sighed. "The younger generation lacks the maturity to succeed the older ones." He said, sounding rather sagely at this point.

"What maturity?" Tsunade asked her former teammate in a loud manner.

"Hey! I'm trying to end on some sort of symbolic note here." Jiraiya said with a laugh.

Well, that wasn't really that good. It was a rather weak way to end, but I wasn't sure exactly how to wrap this up. Sorry that the last chapter was so weak.