KaibasShadowGirl: Hi, and welcome back! Thank you for your reviews! You made me feel so happy Well since you liked it so much I'm gonna update today. Heh… Zaku-kun? Can you say the disclaimer?

Zaku: … Why?

KaibasShadowGirl: O-o Because I love you very much… and would be very happy if you did. snorts that's why.

Zaku: Hmph…. Fine.

Disclaimer: KaibasShadowGirl does not own shit. She owns a poster of Naruto, Scooby Doo, Hamtaro, a playstation 2 and other Naruto accessories… Thank Kami-sama she doesn't own me.

KaibasShadowGirl: looks awayHmph… I feel so lubbed… Again a special thanks to my first reviewers:

Dark Nemesis 7: Yes I like Kimimaro too, but I haven't seen that much of him.

lavender butterfly: Thank you for your invigorating comment… ha jokes thankx 4 the review.

Eric Cartman's Evil Minion: Heh… your name is awesome. Gotta love South Park.

Saki: … Don't worry I plan to write more.

KaibasShadowGirl: Thanks again for the 'views and I'll update lots enjoy the chapter.

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Chapter 2 : Mr. Orochimaru, your under arrest.

Zaku had his eyes glued to the screen, this scared the hell out of him… Orochimaru- lookin' like that? Why would he steal that face? "Dosu-san? Is that Master Orochimaru? He looks scary…"

Dosu stared at the screen as well, equally as creeped out, and shook his head. He took a small glance at Kabuto and noted that he was making an important call. A call that could save them all! (Meaning all the sound-nins)

As thunder flashed in the back-round, Kabuto glared at Dosu's thought bubble and gave it a loud, "SSSSSShhhhhh! I'm on the phone."

Dosu- or his thought bubble apologized, 'Shut the hell up! You, royal ass kisser!'

Ahem I said, the thought bubble apologized… 'Hmph. –loudly- I'M SORRY I'LL THINK QUIETER!'

Kabuto snarled and started sending words through his own thought bubble- words and phrases that neither Dosu nor Zaku(1), did not care for… And well, let's just say that the secretary from KaibaCorperation got offended, hung up the phone and deleted him from the "Child genius phone buddies list", on Seto Kaiba's desk.

Kabuto was like: …. -deep breath in, deep breath out. And KABOOM! His mind went nuts. His glasses broke and his mind was set off in eruption mode. "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT FKING TOOK TO GET IN THAT M-ER, F-ING BUDDIES LIST? HUH? DO YAH? DO YAH? HUH? HUH? HUH?"

By now, Zaku and Dosu were scared spitless and were holding on to each other in fear of being devoured slowly. And also by now, many other Sound-Nins have filtered into the room from the yells, even the recuperating Kimimaro. Some of them were laughing at Zaku and Dosu, some of them died of shock because they looked at the television screen and some were also scared spitless.

Yaroi, being the genius he is, made a smart observation, "Whoa! Isn't that, like, totally, Orochimaru-sama?"

His partner in crime (I forgot that guy's name… he tried to rape Kankurou in the chunnin exams… what was his name? M… something) also looked at the screen and squealed out, "Eeeek! Oh, my gosh! You are so, totally smart! He looks just like him!"

While Yaroi and his buddy squealed like little girls and frolicked in a field of wild flowers, the rest of the ninja's were carefully looking at the screen of the television. Kimimaro, not really minding the image of Orochimaru (or his look alike any way), spoke, "This is boring. Let's watch Ytv… The 4kids! Dubbed version of Yugioh! Is on!" (A/N- Oh, joy)

Normally, everyone would have agreed, but they heard the lady, News reporter speak again. "Michael Jackson, the king of Pop rock, is accused of sexually molesting a little boy."

Everyone: O-o …

Kimimaro's eyes began to tear up, "NOOO! It's impossible! Master Orochimaru would never do that!" He trailed off when the News reporter spoke again…

"Apparently, he uses his large home and land to lure young children to spend nights, or even weeks at his home and bedside…Sometimes he would have 'sleepovers' with them as well." Kabuto gave a small, nonchalant cough at this comment. As the woman trailed off, the noise in the room began to erupt.

Others were like, "AAAAH!", and like, "Holy shit!" but worst was the sound -4…

Jiroubu started to freak out, and Kidoumaru was flailing his 6 arms around hitting both Sakkon and his brother Ukon smack dab in the face. "Why you son of a bitch!" Shouted Sakkon and began the try to pummel Kidoumaru to itty-bitty pieces. Soon Tayuya, who wasn't as worried as the rest because she was a girl (and we all know Michael Jackson only goes after little boys), joined in and it eventually turned out to be "the sound 4 melee."

Kabuto smacked his head and decided it was time for some order in this room….

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Orochimaru was walking back into his evil layer and decided it was very quiet. He didn't hear any cries for help or Yaroi whining to Kabuto about Being underappreciated. It was scary. Not a, I just got Jiraiya drunk and he tried to kiss me scary, not a Sarutobi-sensei just said I'm not good enough to be the Hokage scary, it was just the Im alone in the dark and I think monsters are going to jump out at me kinda scary…. But what did jump out at him scarred him for the rest of his life. It was his own

Sound-nin's holding banners with a picture of him equipped with a slash through it, (y'know the bigass red circles and that / through it?) and a pair of hand cuffs.

Normally, he wouldn't mind the hand cuffs, cough for a means of entertainment(2), but he person holding the cuff's was not his beloved uke (who shall remain nameless until the trial)…. It was Jiroubou! Oh, the horror! Jiroubou approached him slowly and backed away only to have himself held in place by Kidoumaru's 6 arms. "Orochimaru, your under arrest…"

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KaibasShadowGirl: Well there's chappie 2… I will update soon. Hah!

I was goin' for some small shonen-ai hints, why? 'Cause the couple is funny, that's why…

If you don't understand you are either a) a goody- two shoes, or b) a dumbass… I mean s… e…x. No offense dudes and dudettes

Zaku: This was the most idiotic fanfic I've ever read… It's worse than… HEY! What is the meaning of (1)? I have no idea what your talkin' bout!

KaibasShadowGirl: Umm…please review and I will make you a trial witness or an eterny( either Orochimaru's side or the sound-nins side ut which one you want in the review)… hah! Have fun! Thanx again!