Well now I've told you why I want no part in the Potter Posse. Now I have to think of something else that will satisfy your needs. I do not want to change this into a "love" story so I'll tell you more about the Hermione problem later! As for now I'll tell you a bit about what goes on when you're not following around the Potter Posse.

Now Let's See, I'll start out with the Slytherin common room. You've seen and heard about this in the second book/movie. It is nothing like what you saw. The only similar thing is that the walls really are green and silver. It is sort of like well, a place were you would see "Evil" people hanging out (if you know what I mean).

Now most people know that Potter and Weasley transformed their selves into Crab and Goyle during one Christmas break. Well what you don't know is that they weren't in there just to find out what I knew about the Chamber of Secrets. Since Granger transfigured herself into a cat (that nit-wit!) she couldn't come with them but she must have asked them to get some of my hair or something because, well lets just say I have a bald spot in the back of my head now (you laugh, while I suffer, NICE!). Well anyway Potter and that Weasley kid were interrogating me so I figured that Crab and Goyle weren't smart enough to ask me such difficult questions so I figured something was wrong. That was why I started saying bad stuff about all of them.

Also, I have some adventures of myself on Hogwarts grounds. You cannot under any circumstances tell anybody about these adventures, and if you do, oh man you are in deep trouble! Well for one, sometimes I fallow Potter and his Posse when they sneak out of their dorm, but then I go my own way. Man do I find interesting things! Once I found a dragon egg, I think it was a dragon egg, but then someone came around the corner and I ran for it but I dropped the egg, oops! I also discovered the secret passage to Hogsmead, man it's cool to go there when your not supposed to!

When you sneak around Hogwarts at night, the things you can find are awesome! I've found many hidden rooms, some secret passages that are amazing, and no one yells at me when I go into the girls' bathroom! Well, that's all I've found for now (all I care to tell you about what I found!).