Now for the part of this story that everyone wants to read! The Hermione Granger stalker story! This story is gonna go on forever! Lets see… Lets go to when she first started to stalk me! That would be second month of our first year Hogwarts.

Ok, Well it started when she and Potter boy were in almost all of my classes. I would always get this feeling that someone was watching me. So I would always turn around and see who was staring at me. Whenever I did this Granger would always turn her head away from me as fast as she could so I suspected that she fancied me. That's when I realized that after classes she would always tell Potter that she would meet him somewhere else and no matter which staircase I went up or down she would always be about 5 feet behind me.

Once she even tried to follow me into the Slytherin dormitory but the portrait closed on her. One time in the night when I went on my weekly exertion she was following me the whole way. I guess she thought that I didn't know she was there or something because one Time I turned around and started yelling at her. I made her cry (which made me feel very powerful!) so I ran as fast as I could.

Then I started to see her everywhere, she would stare at me during meals and during classes and I think she got someone to put spy cameras in my dorm room. Lets just say I'm afraid to change my clothes now! (I must ask you a serious question reader, have you ever been kissed against your will? Well I was, Hermione pushed me against a wall and kissed me! EW! I slapped her and put some horrible spell on her, but Weasley had to come to her rescue, rescue her from the spell that is!)

This year is the worst stalking year ever though! She's gotten all of her friends to write down every move I make! Granger now knows what type of shampoo I use, what I eat for Breakfast, Lunch and Diner and what brand of clothes I wear! She is starting to freak me out, more then usual! I think that I'm gonna have to switch all of my classes so that I won't have to see her any more! I mean if you were being stalked by a girl that was in all of your classes wouldn't you want to switch?

Now, Potter sent some boy over to tell me that I ruined Granger's life, as if I cared! So now I ruined the Mudblood's life, aren't you proud of me? So, now she wanted to kill me. Which isn't very good, because now I have to watch my back! At least now that Mudblood isn't bothering me anymore!