A/N yes I finally am writing a forth chapter! Yippy! If I keep on getting writers block so if you have any ideas for the next chapter please tell me!
Lets see, where did we leave off. Ah yes, the Granger story. Now wasn't that interesting? I personally thought it was. That was one of the most interesting things that I can think of so now, I guess I will tell you about my life outside of Hogwarts, in the Malfoy mansion.
Lets see, well we have a couple of house elves. You probably think we are horrid people for having house elves, and you are right my parents are horrid people! But you cannot tell them that I said that 'cause if you do I am sooooooo dead.
That's all I feel safe telling you about my house and my parents so lets get back to the Hogwarts stuff. What to tell you now? I have no clue. How about I tell you about Crabe and Goyle. I seriously don't know what their parents were thinking when they named those two bloats, I mean seriously who names their kids Crabe and Goyle. Anyway, I don't know why I hang out with them. I probably hang out with them because they're so big and scary and can protect me from weirdo's like Granger.
They aren't the smartest people out there, in fact I don't even think they can read. That's probably why I fail so often, because I almost always work with them and they are so bloody stupid. Also what most of you probably don't know is that our potions explode on us a lot too. One time I came out of potions class with purple goop all in my hair, yea you laugh, it was hard to get that stuff out of my hair.
Also when Potter and Weasley disguised themselves as Crabe and Goyle I knew that they weren't them because Crabe was wearing glasses and when I asked him why he said that he was reading. I knew that, that couldn't be true because the poor bloat can't even spell his own name. Also Crabe and Goyle protect me from those stupid people that want to get rid of me, like Potter and Weasley. It kind of sucks that people want to get rid of me. It really sucks to be hated and only being friends with the two stupidest boys in the world.
