A/n Second chapter of love, loose, realize up now. I don't know how good it'll be because I'm making this stuff off the top of my head but there will be much L/J fighting because I'm just in the mood to make them shout at each other.

            "Quiet, Bella," Lily whispered while charming all of James' clothes to read 'I, James Potter, am a lying cheating womanizing jerk who is completely and totally in love with Lily Evans, the hottest sweetest sexiest girl at Hogwarts and a better student, friend, and person than me.' His robes all read the same, and the best part was he wouldn't notice it until the entire Great Hall saw. She also charmed his hair to be metallic blue, changed his eyes to hot pink, and put a charm on him that would make him talk in song all day.

            Bella had done a similar thing to Sirius but his hair was metallic purple with puke green pokadots and his eyes were a bright yellow. He would only be able to talk in questions.

            Cassie had done the same thing, clothes wise though it read Cassie Black not Lily Evans or Arabella Figg as the others did, but Remus had rainbow colored hair, purple eyes and he could only talk with sentences containing 5 words.  (a/n I got most of these from Whose Line is it Anyway which is one of the best shows next to Buffy (SPIKE) and Angel (CONNERS SEXY HAIR- to Megan))

            The each put in Emerald Green writing on their foreheads 'Contributed by The Three'. They quietly snuck out of the boy's dorm and into their own beds awaiting break fast.

            James woke up and lazily took a shower before putting on his robes and running a brush threw his normal messy black hair. The other two did the same and they headed down to breakfast, earning strange looks the entire way. 'Your imagining things James,'

            "Hey Potter, love the robes, oh and the hair and eyes are flattering," Evans called from the end of the table. He frowned as the hall started laughing. He turned and was met but two multi-colored friends who were laughing too. He soon joined in, that was until a third year came up and handed him a mirror.

            "EVANS," he sang, the hall fell silent.

            "You rang," She quickly appeared, a look of innocence on her face.

            "FIGG? He could only ask questions.

            "Sirius, dahling that look makes you look soooooooooo good," this caused Cassie and Lily to laugh, she was using the same voice he had used on the train.

            "BLACK, GET YOUR LITTLE SNOOTY,

 Remus yelled not being able to finish.

            "Took you long enough," Cassie said in a voice dripping with honey.

            "Your dead," the three boys said at once (Sirius in question, James singing, and Remus adding 'met you wankers') and the girls ran out of the hall and onto the lawn. Though they were in good shape, the boys played Quidditch and easily tackled them.

            "Potter, get off of me!" Lily shrieked, James weighted about 30 pounds more than her.

            "Nope I like it up here." She glared (his singing getting annoying) , but then broke into a smile, her leg was positioned in a place no male would ever want to be kicked. "Why are you looking at me like that," she moved her leg so he felt were it was "God, Evans, if you're  randy and want to shag all you have to do is say so," in one fluid motion he was crouched over in pain.

            "I'd rather shag Snape then you Potter," She looked around and saw that Remus had Cassie pinned but where were Bella and Sirius. A shriek answered her. Sirius had Bella in the air and he was standing on the edge of the lake, ready to toss the girl in.

            "PUT ME DOWN, BLACK, I DON"T CARE IF YOUR CASSIE'S TWIN I AM GONNA KILL YOU SO….." she was cut off as he tossed her into the lake. She surfaced, shocked. Lily felt someone grab her and toss her in next to Bella and with another splash Cassie joined them.

            "Is it cold?" Sirius yelled as they headed into the school.

            "They want a war," Cassie stated a rare glint in her eye.

            "Then we'll" Lily added

            "Give them one" Arabella finished. The three drudged out of the water, soaked to the bone. It being only 45 degrees out, half an hour later you could find three 6th year girls sitting on the closest couch to the fire, a large blanket covering them and their heads resting on each others shoulder comfortably. They all looked like angels in their sleep, their cheeks flushed from the warm fire and their slippers on the floor next to each other.

            Sirius, James, and Remus snuck into the Girl's dorm to see it empty except for two of their groupies.

            "Where are they," Sirius said as they entered the common room.

            "Hush," Remus whispered as he caught sight of the girls. He grinned evilly and ran upstairs. Two seconds later he came down with a muggle camera. Sirius positioned the girls so Arabella was laying on Lily's lap, Cassie's head was on Arabella's but and Lily was reclined, laying back showing off her tight tank top. James pulled off the comforter, all three girls were in tank tops and satin pants. He grinned and said a charm so they were all in skimpy underwear.  Remus snapped a picture and James waved his wand so they were in their regular clothes. Sirius grinned and put them in the same positions before covering them up. The three snuck down to the Great Hall and multiplied the picture by fifty. They hung it in the middle of the Great Hall with a sign that flashed

'Lesbians at Hogwarts'

                        Lily awoke on the couch and stood up, stretching. She woke the other two and they got dressed before heading down to the Great Hall.  Once they got inside they were faced by many strange glances.

            "Lily, what happened?" one guy asked, a disappointed look on his face.

            "What are you talking about," he simply gestured up to the picture.

            "POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, GET YOUR PRISSY I'm GONNA TELL THE ENTIRE SCHOOL A LIE @$$E$ OVER HERE," Arabella yelled at the top of her lungs. They appeared in front of the fuming three.

            SMACK! Sirius' hand flew to his now red cheek.

            "Bella," Cassie breathed in amazement. The entire hall was in shock. This girl had just slapped THE Sirius Black.

            "Attention all Hogwarts students. My name is Lily Evans, that is Arabella Figg, and Cassie Black," many people gasped, Sirius had a twin. "First off we would like to say that this was a sick joke and that all three of us are only interested in guys, secondly I would like to say this to the Marauders," the other two joined in "This means war,". Cassie waved her wand and muttered something, the picture turned an Emerald green and in silvery letters this appeared

We, The Three, officially declare war on the minuscule egotistical pompous Marauders, whose name sucks.

            "I can't believe them," Lily said as they entered the D.A.D.A. room.

            "I know, of all things they use us falling asleep on the couch against us," Cassie said, watching Arabella carefully. She was sitting there, her head in her hands thinking.

            "What's wrong, Bell," Lily asked, as the rest of the class and June filed in.

            "I'll tell you later,"

            "Good Morning Class, I'm Professor Figg and I desided we should do a practical lesson today. I believe you all read about Boggarts last year," everyone nodded. "Good," whipping out her wand a large trunk appeared. The all stood in a circle around it. "Okay here it comes," A large spider advanced on a Hufflepuff who said a said the curse that made it advance on Cassie. It turned into two people, who looked a lot like herself and Sirius.

            "YOU CAN NOT ASSOCIATE WITH MUDBLOODS, CASSANDRA! YOU ARE A PURE BLOOD WE DO NOT MINGLE WITH SUCH RIFF RAFT," the woman screamed. Cassie's face contorted with anger.

            "My friends are better than you, they have better principles, morals, and parents. They are my family, not you," she seemed to realize it wasn't her real parents when stopped lumming over her and the Boggart went on Remus, it turning into a moon. He flinched then said the curse so it went onto Arabella.

            It turned into her father, he was tall about two heads taller than Arabella and he was beating this little girl who looked like a younger Arabella. The real Arabella screamed and backed up.

            "No, No, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO," she said the curse and collapsed, Cassie sitting next to her talking to her softly.

            It faced Lily and contorted into her mother and father. Lily shivered.

            "You're a freak, one of these days your going to us Lillian," the mother laughed

            "We'll never love you, your to strange who could love a person like you,"

            "Petunia was right all these years,"

            "She's the better daughter,"

            "You flounce around acting like your better than every body,"

            "Your not," Suddenly they transfigured into a tombstone.

                                    Christine and Mark Evans

                                                Parents to One,

                                                Petunia Dursley

            Petunia appeared, "You killed them, it's all your fault."

            Lily screamed louder than Arabella did. She yelled the curse, tears in her eyes.

            "I think that's enough for today, Arabella, Lily please stay after." June said, a little shaken up.

            "Are you two going to be okay?" Cassie asked, watching her two friends. Both had tear stained faces, though she only had tears brimming.

            "Yeah, we'll see you back in the dorm," Lily said, hugging both her friends. They approached June and sat down.

            "Bella," she started "why didn't you ever tell me?"

            "It…..you were never home, I thought I could handle myself."

            "OUR FATHER WAS BEATING YOU AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME," June said tears streaming down her face. She embraced her little sister, than Lily who was as good as a sister. "If, God Forbid, something happens to them it isn't your fault, they will always love you." she whispered it into her ear, so Bella couldn't hear.

            The two walked up to the Common Room, using a simple spell to make the fact that they were crying unknown to anyone who didn't see.

            "I have an idea about how we can get them back," Arabella said once they entered the dorm, Cassie next to them.

            "How?"

            "Truth Potion," They each exchanged looks then laughed.

            "This'll be good," they made up a distraction so they could slip in the potion and went to bed.

            "Morning Siri," Arabella giggled, twirling her hair around her finger.      

            "Are you feeling alright?" he asked, a little bewildered when she sat on his lap.

            "Perfect now that you're here,"

            "Jamie, I missed you last night," Lily winked placing herself on his lap. All three girls were wearing something skimpy, attracting much attention.

            "Hey, Remmie," Cassie cooed placing herself on his lap.

            "So Siri," Arabella said, leaning down a little, giving him a clear look down her shirt.

            "What's with this….." he was cut off as Arabella passionately kissed him. He quickly responded. She wrapped one arm around his neck with the other she dropped a little potion in his cup. The other two did the same. She stopped and picked up his goblet.

            "Want a drink, Sweetie" he smiled and took a sip before kissing her again.

            "You know what Bella, I've always had the hots for you," he said, kissing her again.

            "Lily, you know your really pretty right," James said loud enough for everyone to hear. "I was an idiot to cheat on you,"

            "Yes James you were,"

            "Cassie, I want you to know the only reason this stupid war started is because James is still grieving over cheating on lily, Sirius is fawning over Bella, and I'm attracted to you." All three girls stood up at once.

            "Where are you going?" the three boys asked at once.

            The got to the door before Arabella yelled back, "Hey Sirius, Gottca!" Realization crossed all three's faces.

            "What did you do," James yelled.

            "Hey James, how many girls have you slept with," Lily yelled, the hall was quiet.

            "102," he replied then slapped a hand over his mouth. Lily looked appaled.

            "Did any of them mean anything?"

            "Not one," a bunch of girls ran out of the hall crying.

            "Did you tell them all you loved them?"

            "Yes,"

            "Did you ever mean it,"

            "Once,"

            "With who,"

            "You,"

            "You're a jerk, Potter," the three left the hall and three very mad boys.

            "Payback's a coming" Remus said.

A/n hope you liked it I also wanted to thank my reviewers. I love getting them though you may have noticed I don't beg for them. I realize I called June the wrong name last chapter, I called her Jen. Sorry about that.

Rhi