Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT

Well first th turtles drove out of the town, then they decided to go out of the county, well then they thought "Why stop now?" and drove clear out of the state. They stopped only for gas and bathroom.

Donnie:"So Raph when do you think we should stop?"

Raph:"I dont know, alls I know is that this feels great."

Donnie:"Yeah. Uh oh, gas."

Raph 'rolling over to go to sleep':"Thanks for warning me."

Donnie:"No I mean the truck we need gas."

After 5 days of this insane driving they reach a sign that says Welcome To Minnesota. They keep driving until they get hungry and decide to stop in a town called St Martin.

Donnie:"Hey Raph, RAPH?"

Raph 'wakes up':"Huh, huh, WHAT."

Donnie: "Were in St Martin."

Raph 'yawning' :"Yeah whats your point?"

Donnie:"Maybe we should stop and get something to eat."

Raph:"Yeah yeah ok, thats great."

Donnie:"How does Dizzy Dishes sound"

Raph:"Umm."

He spots a sign that says gin joint

Raph:"Yeah lets go here."

Donnie:"Alky."

They get inside. Donnie looks at the 1930's style interior decorated mostly with Betty Boop. They wait for their hostess.

Donnie:"Boop Boop A Doop."

Raph:"Boop boop get me my frickin seat so I can replentish myselfe with vital nutrients."

Donnie looks at him in an odd way.

Suddenly a the owner of the resturaunt approaches the two guys.

Cindy:"Candyce will be with you shortly honeys."

Donnie:"Thanks."

Then the hostess approaches them. She has short black blue and green hair, guaged ears and a lip ring in the center of her lip. She is carrying two menues. Raph looks at Donnie and smiles.

Candyce:"Hello boys, if you'll come with me, I'll take you to your seats. Smoking or non?"

Donnie:"Non please."

As they are walking to their seats Donnie notices Raph checking out their hostess. He looks at Donnie and smirks.

Raph: Boy, she looks scrumptious, I wonder if shes for lunch."

Suddenly she turns around and gives Raph the evilest look he has ever gotten. She brings them to the table and lets them sit down. She sets Donnie's menue down and slams Raph's down, almost hitting him in the face. She turns around and walks off. Raph still checks her out until he cant see her any more.

Donnie:"You idiot."

Raph:"I think she likes me."

Donnie:"Oh yeah you sould see it in her eyes"

A girl with blond hair comes out with two icewaters. She sets them down and takes out her notepad.

Gaby:"Hi I'm Gaby and I'll be your waitress, if there anything I can start you off with, like maybe something to drink"

Raph:"Yeah, I'll have a nice tall glass of Hostess."

Gaby:"What?"

Raph chuckles and Donnie smacks his forehead.

Donnie: Never mind, well have two cherry Cokes."

Gaby:"Comeing righ up"

She winks at Donnie and walks away.

Raph:"Why do all the girls like you?"

Donnie:"I dont know what your talking about"

Raph: "You know damn well what I'm talking about. I saw that litle wink"

Donnie:"Maybe she had something in her eye"

Raph:"Call it whatever you want. That hostess is going to be mine tonight.."

She walks by and Raph grins at her. She gives him another mean look.

Raph:"I dont know what it is with girls."

Donnie:"Oh Raph."

Gaby brings them the two cherry Cokes. She smiles at Donnie.

Gaby:"O.k big guys, what would you two like to eat."

Donnie:"Umm, a hamburger and french fries, and I'd like to hold your, I MEAN Id like for you to hold the tomatoes."

Gaby looks surprised but laughs.

Raph:"I'll have the same:"

Gaby:"Ok boys."

Donnie:"Oh my God, I cant believe I did that."

20 minutes later, Gaby comes out with the hamburgers.

Gaby:"Here you go guys."

Raph:"Hey come here a second, who was the girl that seated us."

Gaby:"Oh Candyce, the hostess."

Raph:"Yeah, she's hot, do you know her number?"

Gaby:"Umm I'll ask hr if she wants to give you her number"

Raph:"That woudl be great."

Gaby walks back a couple secondns later.

Raph:"So?"

Gaby:"I dont think you want to know what she said."

Raph:"Damn"

Well it was about that time when the trutles started on the road again, they finished up their meal and Donnie leaves Gaby a huge tip. As they walk out Raph waves at Candyce and she flips him off. They get out to the Tahoe and decide to take a little nap before they drive.