Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I do not own the TMNT. I wish I did.
So after about 25 minutes of driving, they arrive at Gaby's house instead. Gaby has two rooms. Muahha. The turtles are sitting on Gaby's bed talking to the girls and watching Saving Private Ryan. They are eating frozen pizza with a topping of pepperoni and tobasco sauce. The girls' favorite. Mmmm spicy.
Donnie:"So what do you girls do around here for fun."
Candyce:"We do what comes naturally."
Raph:"Hey why dont me and you go into the next room and do what comes naturally."
Donnie:"Oh Raph."
Candyce:"Naughty."
Gaby 'feeding Donnie a piece of pizza' :"So where exactly are you guys from?"
Donnie:"Well we live below New York."
Candyce:"You mean like, Pennsylvania?"
Raph:"No, like, under New York."
Donnie:"We have two more brothers"
Candyce:"Oooo theres more of you. I wanna meet them!"
Gaby:"Yeah me too!"
Donnie:"Well you can come to New York with us if you want."
Candyce and Gaby:"YEAH!"
Raph:"Lets keep them."
Candyce:"Its about time for a vacation anyways."
Raph:"Oh I'll give you a vacation all right. I'll give you all the vacation youre little body can handle"
Donnie:"O.k. heres the deal, you let us vacation here for a little bit, and we'll bring you to New York with us so that you can vacation."
Gaby and Candyce:"DEAL!"
Donnie:"Splinter is going to kill us!"
Raph:"I know isnt it great!"
Candyce:"So what do you guys all want to do? On your vacation."
Raph and Donnie look at each other. Raph grins.
Donnie:"Well we could..."
Gaby and Candyce: "COWPASTURE NIGHT LIVE!"
Raph:"What the hell is that?"
The girls run out of the room and return wearing camouflage. The turtles look at each other confused. They each grab a camouflage bag and put flashlights, a video camera, blankets, licorice, war paint, a crow call, and a construction helmet.
Candyce:"Tighten your bandanas boys while you still have the chance."
Gaby:"We are going..."
Candyce and Gaby:"Cowpasturing!"
The turtles dont ask any questions, they get into Gaby's Blazer, Candyce and Raph in the back, and Gaby and Donnie in the front. As they are driving they see Albanites walking the streets. Gaby shakes her head.
Donnie:"The people here seem really primitive."
Gaby:"Tell me about it, they are deformed and inbred too. They're genetic disasters."
Suddenly someone steps out in front of Gaby causing her to slam on her brakes. Candyce flys into the front seat and her shirt is halfway up. She pulls it down. Gaby yells "YOU IDIOT!" at the person.
Candyce:"Oops. Hey guys hows it going."
Gaby:"We were just talking about the IDIOTS in this town."
Candyce:"OH yeah they are aweful."
Raph:"Hey get back here"
They turn off the exit onto county road 10. They drive until they get to a sign that says Two River's Lake Acess. They turn onto the gravel road and stop at the lake.
Gaby:"Guys, hey guys, CANDYCE AND RAPHAEL, WERE HERE!"
Candyce:"Ooops."
Raph:"Were here? Already? Wehehel"
Gaby:"Were gonna have to walk from here."
Donnie:"I am very interested to see what exactly we are doing."
Candyce:"Oh just you wait."
They get their stuff and begin to walk, hand and hand.
