Sakurabana: Well, I think I'm going to leave the disclaimer up to Sasuke! Take it away!
Sasuke: Sakurabana…
Sakurabana: Not to be confused with Haruno Sakura of Naruto, of course!
Sasuke: ::sigh:: Of course.
Sakurabana: I'm the author, that's all.
Sasuke: right. Well, Sakurabana, not to be confused with Haruno Sakura of Naruto, doesn't own Naruto…
Sakurabana: That's right! Kishimoto Masashi does!
Sasuke: Correct… Kishimoto Masashi does…
Sakurabana: I do own a few plushies though!
Sasuke: Okay… There you have it….
Naruto: Finally it's over with.
Sakurabana: Oh! If you like Naruto, make sure to check out my other fics too. And some of the ones in my favorites too!
Naruto: Gah!
Freaky Ninja
(Sasu/Naru)
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The sun began to rise and bright, warm rays shot all over the forest. The rays began melting all the dew from the cool night away. Everything began to warm up and birds began to chirp. A little bit of sunlight fought its way into his tent. He rolled over and it shone in his eye.
He rustled in bed for a little and then sat up. He yawned and stretched, keeping his eyes closed because of the sun. He rubbed his eyes and slowly opened them.
"Ugh. I guess I'll go eat some breakfast and then go train some more. Come on get up. You can do it. There we go."
He began to stand up and walk out of the tent. He squinted and waited for his eyes to adjust. He walked over to the fire Kakashi and Sakura must of started and sat down. He put his elbows on his knees, hunched over, and rested his hands on mouth so that they covered half his face. He rested there for a few minutes when he heard a small gasp. He turned around and looked at Sakura.
"What?" he asked.
"What are you doing up?"
"Um, getting ready for breakfast."
"Yeah, but usually we have to kick you in order to get you up Naruto-chan."
"What are you talking…? Wait, what did you just call me?"
"Um, Naruto. That is your name isn't it?" Sakura giggled.
"No! It's Sas…" he paused.
He looked down at his outfit. It was a bright, loud orange, not the color he was used to wearing. He tugged at his hair, and low and behold, it was blond. He looked around confused for a second and then looked back at Sakura.
"Sakura, are you feeling okay today?"
"Yes, why?"
"I was just wondering. Is Naru… I mean, um, Sasuke okay?"
"Oh! Sasuke! What's wrong with him? Is he sick? He isn't up yet, usually he is, right?" Sakura began to panic.
"Um, Sakura, I'll go see what's up with Sasuke. Okay?"
"That's okay. I'm sure he'll be glad to see my smiling face in the morning."
"Um, no."
"What did you say Naruto!" Sakura blazed.
"Nothing nothing, um, Sakura…" he paused thinking of what the real Naruto would say, "chan. I just want to make sure he doesn't have gas or anything. I don't really now what ramen does to him, so I'll go and find out. Wouldn't want you getting caught in that! Phew." He ran into the tent where the sleeping Sasuke slept.
As soon as he got in the tent he collapsed. He looked down at his hands and started to shake. 'What the hell is happening to me? Am I going insane?' He reached over to poke the sleeping Sasuke when he heard Sakura yelling from outside.
"Is everything okay Naruto? Is Sasuke-kun up yet?"
"No-no! Not yet."
"Oh god! Is he okay? I'm coming in!"
"No! Stay out there."
"Why?"
"Major gas leak in here!"
"Oh…"
He leaned over his real body and began shaking him. Drool hung out of his mouth, soaking a small part of the pillow. He shook it again but he still didn't wake up.
'Damn it Naruto. This is no time to sleep.'
He continued to shake the sleeping boy, until finally, he had enough. He stood up and kicked him right in the stomach. The boy woke with a start and clenched his stomach. Doubled over with his face in the pillow, he mumbled, "Sasuke, you asshole. Why'd you go and do that? Are we leaving already?"
"No, get up."
"Why?"
"Because I said."
"Well I don't give a damn of what you say."
"Naruto, this is serious, get up."
"Why?" Naruto yelled and then looked at Sasuke. Naruto stopped everything. He stopped breathing, blinking, thinking, everything. In front of him stood another him. He looked at it and studied it, until everything slowly began turning on.
"Did I use Kage Bunshin no Jutsu in my sleep?" Naruto asked.
"No, I'm Sasuke."
"W-What? No you aren't. If you were Sasuke, you'd now that my birthday is…"
"October 10th." Sasuke interrupted.
"And that I like…" Naruto began.
"Sakura." Sasuke interrupted again.
"And…" Naruto started again
"Ramen." Sasuke finished.
"My blood type…"
He sighed and said, "Baka."
"Oh my god you are Sasuke! Did you use a technique to…?"
"No, I didn't Naruto. And you're not who you think you are."
Naruto got up and looked at Sasuke in his body. "What do you mean?"
"Look at yourself, idiot."
Naruto looked down at his hands and then grabbed his black hair. He felt his body over, realizing that those were not his muscles. He looked over his clothes. They weren't his. He wore a dark blue shirt with white shorts. Nothing was his. Everything on his body was Sasuke's: his looks, his body, and even his butt. He looked up at Sasuke with panic written everywhere on his face.
"Sasuke! What do we do?"
"Now that you're done groping my body, I'd have to say we're in each other's body."
"Like you're in my body and I'm in yours?"
"Exactly."
"How do we get out of this?"
"How should I know?"
"Well, you're a ninja geni-ass."
Sasuke sighed and walked out of the tent. Sakura rushed over to him and asked how Sasuke-kun was. "He's perfectly alright. He's such a baka."
"B-baka? Since when do you call Sasuke a baka?"
"I mean asshole. Did I say baka? I meant asshole." Sasuke said walking away in Naruto's body.
Naruto walked out of the tent in Sasuke's body and was immediately glomped by Sakura.
"Sa-Sakura-chan? What are you doing?"
"Sakura-chan?" She asked.
"I-I mean, Sakura, um, get off."
"Sasuke? Are you okay?"
"Heh heh heh. I'm completely fine. Okay. Everything is perfectly okay!" Naruto said and scurried off.
"Sasuke-kun? What's wrong with you and Naruto?"
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They met up in the woods and sat there and thought. Neither of them wanted to be in each other's body no more than the other. Finally, Sasuke stood up and walked around. "Since I'm in your body and you're in mine, why don't we just…"
Naruto stood up and nodded, "Yeah, like run towards each other and hopefully it will, um, what's that word?"
"Jolt?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, you get over there and I'll go over here. When I say go, run towards each other."
"Okay."
They went to opposite sides of the small clearing that they were in and readied themselves. "Go!" They ran towards each other and smacked into each other. They both laid on the ground until Sakura came out of the bushes.
"What are you two doing?" she asked.
Naruto jumped up and said, "Sa-Sakura-chan. We were, uh…?"
"Sasuke. Why do you keep on calling me Sakura-chan? It's not like you, but it's so cute!"
Naruto twitched as he remembered that he wasn't in his body. Then he looked over at the real Sasuke and smiled. 'I just have to act like that asshole, and everything will be fine.'
"Now Sakura!" he said in a deep voice. "I'm in the middle of training right now. You and Naruto, the most handsome guy in the world who will become Hokage one day, both know that I must kill my brother. Um, whatever his name is. So Naruto, even though better looking than me, is going to help me with my training. Now, shoo shoo. I must train."
Sasuke looked at his imposter in disgust and stood up. Sakura looked at him, not quite knowing what to think. Sasuke walked over to Naruto and punched him in his head.
"You baka! What are you talking about, more handsome than me? You are a freaking idiot!"
"Naruto! Don't you dare punch Sasuke-kun!" Sakura ran over to who she thought was Naruto and punched him back. It caught the real Sasuke off guard and he took the punch full blown.
Naruto got up off the ground and grabbed him cheek. "Ow. Sas-… I mean, Naruto. That really hurt…" Naruto stopped and thought for a second, "You must be really strong. I envy you. I wish that one day I could be just like you."
Sasuke looked up at Naruto, in his body, and got off the ground. "You idiot. I'm going to kill you now."
"Naruto! Stop it!" Sasuke looked over at Sakura, who was glaring back at him. "Sasuke-kun is complementing you. Weird, but he is…" she paused, "Why do you hate him because of it? You guys are acting so weird today. I'm not going to stand here and let you two beat each other up. I'm going back to camp and anybody who'd like to join me can come along. But if you two fight again, I'm going to come back here and beat both of you up! Got it?"
They looked at her and nodded. Satisfied, she began walking back towards camp. "I mean it, no fighting."
"Way to go Dead-last. You really did it this time."
"Shut up, Sasuke."
"Well, I don't know what to do. I'm out of ideas. So I'm going back to camp."
"Alright, I'll go too."
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Back at camp Sakura had been preparing lunch. Kakashi sat in a tree reading his ever-present book, Naruto was in his tent, and Sasuke sat on a log. Sakura walked over towards the fake Naruto and sat down. He looked at her and then back over towards the fire.
"Naruto? What's wrong with you two? You guys can be best friends one day and then the next you're fighting again. You're like an old married couple. I don't under…"
"Never mind Sakura. We just don't feel like ourselves, okay?"
"Well, y-yeah. But I just thought…"
"I said never mind. Naru- I mean Sasuke and I have a little problem we have to fix. That's all." He got up and walked away towards the little stream that rested over a hill directly behind them. "This is becoming hard talking in third person."
Sasuke walked over the hill towards the stream. When he got there he decided to follow it north to see if it lead to a river or a pond. As he traveled he thought of every possible idea to get out of this 'problem' Naruto and he had. Then his mind skipped over to Naruto for a little.
"Naruto is such an idiot. He always tries to make me look like a fool. Maybe I should play a game with him too. But I don't want to stoop to his level. I'd make a fool out of myself. But…" He paused at he looked down and kicked a stone, "I'm in his body. So I'd make him look like a fool, not myself."
Sasuke laughed slightly as he approached the pond that the stream had leaded to. He picked up and stone and threw it in the water, watching it skip a couple of feet. He sat down on a rock and planned out everything he was going to do to Naruto.
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Sakurabana: ::gasp:: Sasuke! What are you going to do to Naru-chan?!?
Sasuke: It's a secret.
Naruto: Sasuke! Don't you even dare…
Sasuke: What are you going to do about it Dead-last?
Naruto: SASUKE!
Sakurabana: ::sweatdrop:: Well, before our beloved boys kill themselves and there is no more story… please read and review! I hope you like it so far and good-bye!
