Sakurabana: Sasuke?

Sasuke: What?

Sakurabana: Are we going to find out what you're going to do to Naruto-chan?

Sasuke: Maybe…

Naruto: ::rips out hair:: What are you going to do to me!?!

Sasuke: I already told you it was a secret.

Naruto: SASUKE!!!!

Sakurabana: ::giggles:: I think Sakura will have the honor this time.

Sakura: All right! ::smiles::

Inner Sakura: Who the hell does she think I am? Her servant?!

Sakura: Sakurabana doesn't own Naruto or any other anime to be precise. She has a few plush toys and…

Sakurabana: Okay… I think they get the picture.

Sakura: Okay! On with the story!

Inner Sakura: Hell yeah! I can feel it! This chapter, Sasuke will be mine!

Freaky Ninja

(Sasu/Naru)

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Sasuke walked out of the tent the next morning and waited for Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi to get up. Oh, nope, scratch that. Waiting for Naruto and Sakura to get up. Kakashi was sitting in his tree reading his book. Sasuke sighed and wondered if anyone was that slow of a reader.

Sakura walked out of her tent shortly afterwards rubbing her eyes. "Oh, Naruto!" she exclaimed. "Up already? Are you sure you're feeling well?"

Sasuke nodded his head and just stared off into space.

"O-okay. Well, I guess I'll start on breakfast."

"No need Sakura. As soon as we get back to the village, I'll buy you all something to eat. But first, Sasuke has to get up." Kakashi said, not glancing up from his book.

Sakura smiled and waited for Naruto to respond. When he didn't she asked, "Naruto? Aren't you happy that we are being treated to breakfast by Kakashi?"

"Hnn…" he grunted.

"Naruto?"

"I mean…ramen." He answered.

"O-okay. Well, I'm going to go and wake up Sasuke-kun." Sakura said walking towards his tent.

"Good luck." Sasuke said with a slight smile.

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After about fifteen minutes, Sakura came storming out of the tent frustrated. "Why won't Sasuke-kun get up?" she huffed.

"I don't know. Why are you asking me?" Sasuke said.

"You got him up yesterday, didn't you Naruto?"

"I just kicked him."

"YOU WHAT!?" Sakura screamed.

"I kicked him right in the stomach."

"Naruto! Don't you ever…" Sakura said charging towards him with her fist ready to slam into his face.

Sasuke stood up and blocked her punch with one hand. His eyes narrowed like whenever he saw something annoying. "Pathetic."

"What? What did you say?" Sakura asked easing back a bit.

He continued to hold onto her hand. He tightened his grip and made her wince slightly. "You caught me off guard yesterday. But I won't fall for your childish games again."

He left go of her hand and walked towards his tent.

She grabbed onto her wrist where he had held her at and looked at Naruto. She had never heard that cold tone come from his happy voice. His eyes never looked that… sinister before. The cold aura around him made her shiver every time she looked at him. That wasn't the Naruto she knew. It was even too cold for Sasuke. She watched him walk into Sasuke's tent and disappear. "Naruto-chan." she whispered.

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Shortly afterwards she heard a cry of pain and Naruto walked out of the tent. He had a slight smile on his face. She looked at him until he glanced at her, which made her turn away. She didn't want to get on his bad side.

Wait. Was she scared of him? No! She was Sakura, not that Ino-pig. She wouldn't be scared of Naruto. Never. Hell could freeze over before that ever happened. No, Sasuke would tell her he loved her, ever since he first laid eyes on her, before she ever got scared of him. Yeah, once Sasuke did that, then she'd be scared of Naruto. Even if Naruto was Konoha's most unpredictable ninja.

Naruto went over a sat down by Sakura. She looked over him and then said, "I-Is Sasuke-k-kun up?" she stuttered.

Why was she stuttering? She said she'd never be scared of him. She felt like slapping herself. Instead, her inner self did. "What the hell? He's just Naruto! That baka doesn't know his ass from his face! Stop acting like a baby and go see Sasuke!" her inner self kept telling her.

"He's fine." Naruto said as he slouched down into the usual Sasuke position.

Sakura ignored it, thinking he was trying to be funny, and then got a brilliant idea. "Naruto, you idiot! What did I tell you about even laying a finger on Sasuke?"

She pulled back her arm and swung it around quickly to sucker punch Naruto. She smiled as she got inches away from his face. "See? It's the same old Naruto. But he's dead now. I'm too close to his face for him to do…" her thoughts were quickly interrupted.

Naruto had caught her punch again. She blinked a couple times and said, "…anything."

His eyes were closed and his head was down. All it took was one hand to punch her. Just one. He slowly opened his eyes and turned towards her. "Didn't I say you wouldn't catch me off guard again."

The coldness of his voice sent shivers up her back. Was this really Naruto? She stared into his eyes. They looked so… so… empty. They just looked like blue orbs floating around in a white oblivion, devoid of emotion. It made her want to cry, but thankfully, she kept herself from breaking down in front of him.

This time he just let her go. He didn't squeeze tight, or give her an evil glare. He just simply let go. She got up and scampered towards her tent not bothering to show the fear in her eyes.

She looked up at Kakashi while running to see if he saw anything. He didn't because he had been reading Icha Icha Paradise the whole time. She went to turn back around when she ran into something.

Sasuke stood above her. She looked terrified and flinched. "If Naruto was like that today, and he's usually so happy, what's Sasuke going to be like? He's usually so cold."

Naruto looked down at Sakura and saw the fear in her face. "What did Sasuke do to her?" he wondered. "I think now is time for some well deserved pay back. This is for kicking me in the stomach and for Sakura-chan."

Naruto leaned over and scooped up Sakura in his arms. "Kakashi! Naruto! I'll be back!" he yelled to the other two.

Sasuke turned around to see what all the commotion was for and saw what Naruto was doing. He stared, wide eyed for a second and then screamed, "YOU BAKA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

Kakashi even stopped reading and looked at what Sasuke had done. He sighed and then continued reading his book. "First, Naruto does this to Sakura. Now Sasuke does that to her. She's going to need therapy after this." Kakashi thought. He had indeed been watching the whole thing.

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Naruto was still carrying Sakura in her arms whenever they reached a lake. He set her down on a rock and smiled. Sakura, confused, just stared at him not knowing what to do. Finally, Naruto said, "What did Sas… I mean Naruto do to you?"

"N-Nothing. He just gave me a shock."

"A shock? Wow…okay, how?"

Sakura wanted to tell him, but she didn't. She didn't want to rat out a teammate or anyone for that matter. But her inner self interrupted her thoughts, "Hell yeah! Look at that! He really does care for you! Tell him! Tell him! He can bee your knight in shining armor!"

"Without the shining armor though." She whispered.

"Huh?"

"Nothing." She laughed slightly. "Sasuke I…"

"I love you, Sakura."

Sakura stopped. Her mind froze along with the rest of her body. She just sat on the rock with Sasuke and stared into oblivion.

"What did he just say? Did he just say he loved me? No, he couldn't of. He has no emotions. He said so himself. He doesn't like me. But… he loves me?" she thought.

"Hell yeah! He said it he said it! HE LOVES ME! I heard it! Did you hear it?"

"I heard it, but I don't believe it. Did he really say it? Did he really say he loves me? He… loves… me…"

"Ever since I first laid eyes on you, Sakura. Ever since I saw your large brow, I've wanted to kiss it."

Naruto leaned over in Sasuke's body and kissed Sakura's forehead. She blushed furiously and still didn't move.

After the blush, her systems began functioning again. Everything seemed to kick back on. "A-A-Are you serious?" she managed to get out.

He nodded his head and leaned over to kiss her. "Yes, have I ever lied to you."

She froze again. Hell had frozen over and she was scared of Naruto. But now she had Sasuke. That one man she had always wanted, she finally got. A slight smile escaped her lips at she waited for Sasuke to touch hers.

But then something flew past in between their heads. It stuck into a nearby tree and had caught both of their attentions. They looked at the kunai sticking in the tree and then to the bushes whence it came.

Sasuke stood there in Naruto's body looking at them. Sakura shivered again as the coldness oozed out from around him. "What do you think you're doing?" he said coldly.

"Naruto! I was just, uh, I mean, he just said that, uh, I mean…"

"I know. I was here the whole time." He said as he walked over to where Naruto and Sakura were sitting. Naruto scowled at his as he walked up to him. "Sasuke, how could you?" He said casually.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"You know what."

"No I don't. What are you talking about?"

"You know you're the only one for me." Sasuke said as he grabbed Naruto's face and pressed it hard against his. Sakura watched, in horror, as the two boys kissed in front of her. She stared for a couple of seconds to see if Sasuke would pull back and punch him. When he didn't she then got up and ran away.

She ran back to the camp and started crying. She hated him. She hated Naruto. Everything he ever did ended up hurting her in some way. He had just taken away the one thing she wanted most in life. All she wanted was Sasuke and her happiness.

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Sakurabana: Wow… sorry Sasuke. I made you a complete bastard this time around.

Sasuke: Gee, thanks. That should boost up my fan count. ::thinks::

Naruto: YOU KISSED ME!?

Sasuke: ::mumbling:: No more fangirls…

Naruto: Was that your master plan?

Sasuke ::shakes head no:: No more late night phone calls…

Sakura: I'm so confused!?

Sasuke: No more stalkers…

Sakurabana: It's okay Sakura. Everything will work out in the end… that or you'll go crazy.

Sasuke: No more threats about killing me since their girlfriends like me…

All: SASUKE! ::anger tick marks::

Sasuke: O.o??

Sakurabana: What do you keep on mumbling about?

Sasuke: Oh, I'm so happy. I can finally get a bath in peace now. ::flutters around like a butterfly::

All: O.O'''''

Sakurabana: Wow… if I would of known that making him evil in a fic would melt the ice prince's heart, I would have done it a while ago…

Sasuke: ::muttering in a singsong tune something on the lines of…:: They hate me! They hate me! They really really hate me!

All: O.o????