Relick: Hey everyone! Since I got such nice reviews from the readers, and didn't get any flames, I decided to turn this one shot into an Avenue Q/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover! Although, since I started with "If You Were Gay," the songs will be in the order that I write them rather than the order they come in the show. This time I'll be doing the opening number, "It Sucks To Be Me." And everyone's in this number, so I'm introducing the fic alone this time.
NOTES:
1) I KNOW that Kuwa-chan's 15/16. I just didn't know how to change the words up to remedy that. So just bear with it, he's PLAYING a character who's in his 30s.
2) Assume the characters are in New York, and speak perfect English. Except for Yukina-chan, who still has a Japanese accent.
3) Yusuke and Kurama are playing the same characters they did last chapter. If I do more, all these characters will remain in their respective roles.
Now on to the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Avenue Q. If I did, I wouldn't need to write this disclaimer, right?
BOTAN
Morning, Kuwabara!
KUWABRA
Hi, Botan.
BOTAN
How's life?
KUWABARA
Disappointing!
BOTAN
What's the matter?
KUWABARA
The catering company
laid me off.
BOTAN
Oh, I'm sorry!
KUWABARA
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
BOTAN
What?
KUWABARA
No, it sounds stupid.
BOTAN
Aww, come on!
KUWABARA
:singing: When I was little
I thought I would be...
BOTAN
What?
KUWABARA
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
BOTAN
Nope!
KUWABARA
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
BOTAN
Nooo.
KUWABARA
It sucks to be me.
BOTAN
No!
KUWABARA
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
BOTAN
Oh, you think your life sucks?
KUWABARA
:speaking: I think so.
BOTAN
Your problems aren't so bad!
:singing: I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.
KUWABARA
You are.
BOTAN
:speaking: Thanks!
:singing: I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A boyfriend?
Fuck!
It sucks to be me!
KUWABARA
Me too.
BOTAN
It sucks to be me.
KUWABARA
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Kuwa...
BOTAN
And Bo-chan...
KUWABARA
To not have a job!
BOTAN
To not have a man!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.
:Kurama and Yusuke enter, arguing:
KUWABARA
:speaking: Hey, Kurama, Yusuke, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
KURAMA
Ah, certainly.
BOTAN
Whose life sucks more?
Kuwabara's or mine?
YUSUKE AND KURAMA
Ours!
KURAMA
:singing: We live together.
YUSUKE
:singing: We're as close
As people can get.
KURAMA
We've been the best
of buddies...
YUSUKE
Ever since the
Day we met.
KURAMA
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.
YUSUKE
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!
KURAMA
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
YUSUKE
Oh yeah?
You do such anal
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
KURAMA
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
YUSUKE
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
KURAMA
It sucks to be me!
YUSUKE
No, it sucks to be me!
BOTAN
It sucks to be me!
KUWABARA
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
YUKINA
Why you all so happy?
YUSUKE
Because our lives suck!
YUKINA
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
:singing: I came to the Human World
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
KOENMA
Excuse me?
KUWABARA
Hey there.
KOENMA
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.
YUKINA
Why you looking all
the way out here?
KOENMA
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
KUWABARA
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
KOENMA
Great, thanks!
KUWABARA
Yo, Hiei!
HIEI
I'm coming! I'm coming!
KOENMA
Oh my God!
It's Hiei the Imiko!
HIEI
Yes I am!
:singing: I'm Jaganshi Hiei
From a band of theives
Used to live in the ice world
Before I was forced to leave
Now I'm stuck
In Human World
And I am real peeved
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Yu -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
BOTAN
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
KUWABARA
I feel better now!
HIEI
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"Do you have a death wish?"
:speaking: It gets old.
ALL
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Yu
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Yu
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Yu
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Yu!
We live on Avenue Yu!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Yu!
KOENMA
This is real life!
ALL
We live on Avenue Yu!
YUSUKE
You're gonna love it!
ALL
We live on Avenue Yu!
HIEI
Here's your keys!
ALL
Welcome to Avenue Yu!
Relick: Well, there ya go! I think Hiei-chan WOULD win a "whose life sucks more" contest. Have you SEEN episodes 99 and 100? Oh my god… Leave a review and no flames please. Ferriswheel-chan may take them in stride, but I don't have the constitution…
Till next time!
