Sakurabana: Wow… I was kind of scared for a moment…
Naruto: What do you mean?
Sakurabana: Well, Sasuke just started fluttering and dancing around like a butterfly…
Naruto: Oh, yeah.
Sakurabana: And then he started singing. Can anything get any more weird?
Sasuke: I love the whole world! Puppies and kitties for everyone! ::starts passing out random animals::
Naruto: ::sigh:: You had to ask…
Sasuke: Here Sakurabana… A opossum for you!
Sakurabana: O.o Thanks?
Sasuke: And a hippo for you Naruto!
Naruto: ::gets hippo thrown on him:: Opf! Th-thanks???
Sasuke: For you, a hedgehog, Sakura.
Sakura: ::jumps up and down:: I GOT A GIFT FROM SASUKE-KUN!!!
Inner Sakura: HELL YEAH!
Sasuke: ::happy and smiling with little hearts floating down from the heavens behind him:: Sakurabana-chan doesn't own Naruto! Oh, that Sakurabana-chan! I love her so much!
Sakurabana: O.O Sasuke?! What's wrong with you!?
Sakura: ::death glare towards Sakurabana:: why… you… little…::censored::
Sasuke: Sakurabana-chan! Come over to my house later and we can do lunch! ::hearts::
All: I think I'm going to be sick…
Freaky Ninja
(SasuNaru)
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Sasuke pulled back from the intense kiss and stood over Naruto with a slight smile on his lips. For some reason, it felt okay and almost right to kiss him. His first kiss had been with him after all. That day in school…
Naruto had been looking in his eyes trying to see what was so special about him. To this day, neither one of them knows. But a kid behind him accidentally pushed Naruto onto Sasuke, forcing them to kiss. The reactions of the girls were quite funny that day.
Naruto's eyes were closed. He slowly opened them and stared at the Uchiha. He had enjoyed the kiss too, but he'd never let anyone know that. "Sasuke must have done this as a prank." He thought. "But I didn't pull away. Will he know? What do I do? I was completely paralyzed…"
Naruto sat there wondering what to do. Finally he screamed, "You disgusting fag! Why the hell did you kiss me? That's so gross! You're a guy, goddam it!"
Sasuke smiled. "Yeah, but you're the one who didn't pull away. So that makes who a fag?"
"Well, I was caught up in the moment. A-And I thought I was kissing Sakura!" Naruto tried to cover. "Besides, you're the one who kissed me."
"But now you have to wonder, am I really gay or was I just acting?" he teased while staying emotionless.
Naruto got up and started walking away. He thought, "Sasuke. I really wish you did kiss me because you liked me."
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Back at camp Sakura didn't even look at Naruto as he walked back. A few minutes later Sasuke had returned too. Kakashi was smiling up in the tree. Was something in his book funny?
The whole team was quiet that day. They walked back to the village, but decided not to go to breakfast. Kakashi shrugged it off and said that it had saved him money. He walked back towards the house where he and Iruka lived.
Naruto started walking towards his house when he heard, "Sasuke-kun. You live the other way. You're going towards Naruto's house."
Naruto, snapping out of his daydream, nodded and then started walking the other way. "I'll walk you home Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said as she grabbed onto his arm. She obliviously either forgot about the kiss or chose to ignore it. Maybe she just wanted to forget? She quickly grabbed onto his arm and snuggled with it. But Naruto was in a trance thinking about something and didn't even notice.
Sasuke watched the other two walk off as he scowled. He didn't like how Sakura was hanging all over his arm. People might get the wrong idea. Once he got back in his body, he'd have to do some major damage repairing.
He walked towards Naruto's house. "I guess I'll be staying there until we switch back." He said. Then suddenly, a soup can flew thru the air and hit his shoulder. He watched it drop to the ground.
He looked at the little boy who had thrown it. The boy was glaring at him. Glaring at him? It was a first. He glared back and watched his mother scoop him up in her arms. "I-I'm sorry. It was wrong for him to do that."
Sasuke just turned away and cursed under his breath. "It's fine." He said very coldly. "Just watch what your kid does."
"Well, m-maybe, you should watch where you're walking! You are dangerous after all!" the woman yelled while building up her confidence. "My boy had every right to do that! He was protecting himself because you're a demon! A good-for-nothing demon! You don't deserve to live! Why don't you just go off and die somewhere so we could all live in peace!"
The outburst had attracted quite a bit of attention. People that were walking by stopped and looked at the woman. They agreed with her and admired her braveness. Sticking up to that beast. Once their confidence started building up too, they soon began yelling at him.
"Yeah! Do us all a favor and die!"
"You don't deserve to live!"
"You're a damn demon! Rot in hell!"
"Leave this village! Go kill yourself!"
The demands of the villagers swirled around in his head. Were they always this cruel to Naruto? Is this what he had to live through everyday? How did he stay so happy? Sasuke kept asking himself questions as the villagers now decided to throw stuff at him. Garbage and rocks flew past his head or hit him. He closed his eyes and started to walk home. Well, Naruto's home that is.
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Over at the Uchiha mansion, things weren't working out for Naruto either. Sakura was still groping his arm and his head had started to hurt from thinking so much. She was giggling and blushing until she turned around. "Sasuke-kun. We have company."
Naruto turned around slowly. He didn't want the aggravation right now. His head was hurting to badly. As he turned around, he saw a mob. It wasn't just any ordinary mob though. It was a mob of angry women. And the women weren't just angry either, they were jealous. Jealous that Sakura got to hold the Uchiha's arm in public.
Sakura recognized some of the women as her former classmates and rivals. Others, she recognized as married women. Thankfully enough, her mother wasn't amongst them. Naruto sighed and started to walk faster. Every few minutes, he's turn around to see the mob quickening its pace.
Soon, he broke out into a jog, then a sprint, and then he began running. He ran around trying to ditch the mob of women. Sakura had now become apart of the mob trying to catch him. He ran and ran trying to loose them. But with every corner he turned they'd keep right up with him. Then, he got an idea.
He turned the corner to the right that had a wooden fence along the side. The mob turned a few seconds later and saw that he had disappeared. They searched and called his name, but they couldn't find him. They decided to keep on running down the street to see if he had just quickened his pace.
Once the mob was out of sight, Naruto pulled the wood camouflaged blanket down from in front of him. He laughed his same old goofy laugh and continued back home. No sooner than he had turned the corner did the mob returned.
"WHAT?!?!" he exclaimed and started running again. "How does he put up with it everyday? I couldn't do this!" He started running faster and faster down the street.
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Sakurabana: Sorry that this one was so short. But I hope you like it nonetheless. It'll get better as it goes on, but this is just the chapter where they start to notice how hard each others life really is.
Naruto: I hate this. I'm being chased by a mob.
Sasuke: Weee! ::flies around like a plane::
Sakurabana: Umm. Sasuke, in this chapter, nobody hates you. Everyone is chasing after you. Well, your body that is.
Sasuke: What?! What do you mean nobody hates me?
Sakurabana: Well, you started to scare me, so I made Sakura like you again. Then the mob came and…
Sasuke: Hold on… ::reads over story and eyes go wide:: WHAT!
Sakurabana: Sorry… but…
Sasuke: That's it! No more tea and crumpets for you! You can't come over ever again!
Sakurabana: ::cries:: Sasuke… I'm sorry!!!
Sasuke: No. No. I can't get my showers in peace anymore now thanks to you. ::cameras start snapping and going off::
Sakurabana: ::holds up sausage link:: Anybody who takes pictures of Sasuke in the nude without asking Naruto is going to… Oh! You do NOT want me to use this! ::waves sausage link like a sword::
Fangirls: ::scream and scurry away::
Sasuke: That'll do Sakurabana, that'll do.
Sakurabana: Please forgive me…
Sasuke: Okay.
Sakurabana: O.O' Well that was easy…
