Relick: Re-chan here again with another chapter of Welcome to Avenue Yu! I'm glad everyone's liking it so far! To me, it's the perfect fic because I'm mixing the two shows that I've been obsessing over for the last month. Yu Yu Hakusho and Avenue Q! Huzzah! Anyway, this chapter's based on the song, "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist." Remember, that this fic is being written solely for entertainment, and does not mirror my opinions. So please don't be offended if you feel that somrthing is offensive. The original play is a satire of real life, so the songs are as such. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Do I HAVE to keep reminding you? I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Avenue Q. But I do have 21 uncut DVDs of the former and a CD of the original Broadway cast of the latter.

/START/

KOENMA:
Say, BOTAN, can I ask you a question?

BOTAN:
Sure!

KOENMA:
Well, you know Jorge upstairs?

BOTAN:
Uh huh.

KOENMA:
Well, he's from Spirit World, and you're from Spirit World

BOTAN:
Right.

KOENMA:
You're both from Spirit World.

BOTAN:
Yeah.

KOENMA:
Are you two somehow related?

BOTAN:
How'd you get to that conclusion! I find that racist!

KOENMA:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

BOTAN:
Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not everyone from Spirit World is related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?

KOENMA:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.

BOTAN:
I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.

KOENMA:
Well, look who's talking!

BOTAN:
What do you mean?

KOENMA:
What about that special Demon School you told me about?

BOTAN:
What about it?

KOENMA:

Could someone like me go there?

BOTAN:
No, we don't want people like you-

KOENMA:
You see!

(singing) You're a little bit racist.

BOTAN:
(singing) Well, you're a little bit too.

KOENMA:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

BOTAN:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

KOENMA:
But I guess it's true.

BOTAN:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really colorblind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

KOENMA:
(speaking) Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from -

BOTAN:
No!

KOENMA:
No, just little judgments like thinking that foreign busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

BOTAN:
Right!

Both:
(singing) Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

KOENMA:
(speaking) All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

BOTAN:
Okay!

KOENMA:
There's a plane going down and there's only one parachute. And there's a Buddist monk, a Shinto priestess...

BOTAN:
And a youkai!

HIEI:
(angrily) What are you talking about, Botan?

BOTAN:
Uh...

HIEI:
You were telling a youkai joke!

KOENMA:
Well, sure, Hiei, but lots of people tell youkai jokes.

HIEI:
I don't.

KOENMA:
Well, of course you don't - you're a youkai! But I bet you tell ningen jokes, right?

HIEI:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid ningen!

KOENMA:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

HIEI:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

BOTAN:
(singing) You're a little bit racist.

HIEI:
(singing) Well, you're a little bit too.

KOENMA:
(singing) We're all a little bit racist.

HIEI:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

KOENMA/BOTAN:
We're glad you do.

HIEI:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

BOTAN:
All right!

KOENMA:
All right!

HIEI:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

KOENMA:
Oh, Kami-sama, do I feel good.

HIEI:
Now there was a fine upstanding youkai!

KOENMA:
Who?

HIEI:
Kami-sama.

BOTAN:
But, Hiei, Kami-sama was from Spirit World.

HIEI:
No, Kami-sama was from Demon World.

BOTAN:
No, Kami-sama was from Spirit World.

HIEI:
No, I'm pretty sure that Kami-sama was from Demon World-

KOENMA:
Guys, guys...Kami-sama is from Human World!

All:

(laugh really hard)

KUWABARA:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

HIEI:
Racism!

KUWABARA:
Cool.

YUKINA:
KAZUMA! Come back here! You take out lecycuraburs!

KOENMA:
What's that mean?

KUWABARA:
Um, recyclables.

All except Kuwa:

(big laugh)

KUWABARA:
Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?

BOTAN:
Oh, come off it, Kuwabara!
(singing) Everyone's a little bit racist.

KUWABARA:
I'm not!

KOENMA:
Oh no?

KUWABARA:
Nope!

(singing) How many ice apparition wives
Have you got?

YUKINA:
What? Kazuma!

KOENMA:
(singing) Kuwa, buddy, where you been?
The term is Koorime ice demon!

YUKINA:
(singing) I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me apparition -
Offensive to me!

KUWABARA:
(speaking) I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

YUKINA:
(speaking) And I love you.

KUWABARA:
But you're racist, too.

YUKINA:
Yes, I know.
(singing) The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxicab
With driver who no shower!

KOENMA:
Me too!

BOTAN:
Me too!

HIEI:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

YUKINA:
Everyone's a little bit racisit!

/END/

Relick: There you have it! Chapter three of the fic. Special thanks to the reviewers!

Kurama: (whispers something to Relick)

Relick: Sorry, just reviewer. Only one.

Ferriswheel (otherwise known as Ferry-chan)- I'm glad you like it! I figured you did something special for me in your fic, so I should do the same!

Review and you might see your name in the credits!

Hiei: Don't get cocky though. It's guaranteed she'll put your name in here…

Relick: Don't dampen their spirits like that Hiei-chan!

Hiei: Hn…