Sakurabana: Yes! That's right! Yes! Sound the alarm! A code 411 pink has happened! Alert the village! Alert the hokage! Alert all the hot men!

Naruto: Sakurabana? What's going on?

Sakurabana: Gah! What are you doing out here? It's dangerous! Hurry get inside!

Sasuke: Sakurabana…

Sakurabana: Oh, Sasuke! It's terrible! Somebody has… has…

Naruto: Has?

Sakurabana: Has…. Kidnapped my beloved Koga-kun!

Sasuke: Who's that?

Naruto: And what relation is he to you?

Sakurabana:glares: He's my husband.

Naruto and Sasuke: YOUR HUSBAND! O.O

Sasuke: Since when were you married?

Naruto: And why wasn't I invited?

Sakurabana: I've been married now for a couple hundred years now, thank you.

Sasuke: Hn. Yeah, sure. Your look a couple years older then us…

Sakurabana: Demons age differently then humans.

Naruto: YOU'RE A DEMON!

Sasuke: O.O

Sakurabana: Duh. Haven't you seen my pointed ears? I'm a wolf demon. Anyways, on to the important business… I don't own Naruto or anything. Just this story.

Naruto and Sasuke: O.O

Sakurabana: Okay, this letter came through a review. It's his ransom note. A girl named Kiera took him and won't give him back… He's the plan…

Freaky Ninja

(Sasu/Naru)

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He sat in his huge mansion and watched the sky blackening from out of his window. It was weird how the weather was acting today. Never, in all his time here on Earth, had he seen a sky this black.

The wind was swirling and tearing through the trees outside. Every now and again, the mansion would moan in pain from the wind cutting against it. He walked over and opened the door to listen to the howling of the wind.

The only thing he heard over the screaming wind was the groaning of the trees. They seemed to be in pain as the wind whipped through them too. Then…CRACK! The wind was too strong for the tree as it snapped from the ground and tumbled downwards. The roaring of the tree clashing with the others was loud and fierce, until finally, it hit the soft earth underneath.

He rocked on the balls of his feet. He knew what he was told to do, but he didn't think he could do it. He loved him, Sasuke, very much, but he didn't have as much confidence as he did. Therefore, it made things a little difficult.

He decided that moment to go looking for him. He'd most likely be at his house since he was staying at Sasuke's. So, he took a final deep breath and ran out into the violent storm, even if it still was only sprinkling. The next burst of wind caught him off balance and almost knocked him off his feet.

"Dammit, if I survive this wind tonight, I'll propose to him!"

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Having just left Kakashi and Iruka's house, Sasuke walked towards Naruto's house. He felt a little better about the whole situation, but something still didn't seem right. He got over the fear of loving Naruto, but something was still bothering him…

A blond clump of hair flew in front of his eyes, swaying with the wind.

"Damn. I'm still in his body. How am I supposed to get out of this one? I can't ask for help, no, they'll think I'm crazy. Shit." He cursed under his breath.

Looking up, he saw families rush into their houses as the wind began picking up once more. Children were holding on to their parents' hands in hope of not being swept away.

It made him laugh, for them thinking of such nonsense, and long, because his parents had been taken away too soon. He'd give anything for his parents to be back: smiling, laughing, and holding him whenever he was scared or frightened. Always being there for him whenever he was angry, lost, or confused.

But he devoided himself of all those emotions long ago. He didn't need them. It was weakness in and of itself. It seemed childish to think such things…

And yet, all those emotions reappeared when he fell in love with a certain blond fox.

He stepped up to his doorstep and fumbled for his key. Finally he found it and got it out to unlock the door, but he stopped. The key hovered an inch away from the doorknob. Being incredibly still, from all the years of patience and practice, he slowly put the key back in his pocket and turned around. He was going to visit Naruto tonight, whether he liked it or not.

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Running to his house, the wind flicked his hair into his eyes. Bushing it out and throwing it behind his ear, it flapped back and covered his vision. It happened about five times until he finally cursed his significant other.

"Dammit, Sasuke! And you say MY hair's annoying. Shit, how can you fight with it all in your eyes?"

He sighed as he finally reached his house. The rain had finally begun to pour as he tried the doorknob. Locked. But then that means…

Would he be out in this storm?

No, Sasuke wasn't that stupid. He'd be home in bed or watching a flame flicker on the table while he read a book…

"Yeah, and I'd be watching paint dry. Dammit, Sasuke. Where are you?"

He looked around and thought. Then another idea hit him. The place where Kakashi-sensei would train them at, off in the woods, wasn't too far off. It was right by that memorial to all the people who had lost their lives during a mission. That's where he must be. Back there training.

"Sasuke, you really are an asshole." He laughed and shook his head as excess water dripped off his hair rapidly.

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Nobody was home. The mansion was cold, dark and miserable. No wonder he didn't want to stay there.

"I live there and don't even like to stay there. That's why I'm always over at Naruto's…" his thoughts began trailing off until another one took over. "Shit. Where is that baka? Why is he out in this weather?"

He thought for a second and then smiled. "Probably the same reason I am. Well, if I were him and I found out I wasn't home, then where would I go? Hmm…"

He stood there for a few minutes as the rain pattered on his shoulders. It poured increasingly heavier with each passing minute. Then, finally, he looked up and smirked. "He'd go to where he thought I would be. Idiot."

Feeling rather confident, he ran off into the direction of the woods.

After a few minutes, she emerged. Rain poured down her shoulder length pink hair. Her green eyes fixed on the boy running. His orange outfit was turning browner by the second from the splashing mud as he ran. Confused, she continued to watch him. Finally, he disappeared out of seeing range.

"Naruto-chan. I've never seen you so… so… cold looking. Your eyes were completely different. You looked more like…"

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"Sasuke!"

He screamed. "Where the hell are you! You're such an asshole! All I wanted to do was tell you how I feel and you have to go and run away."

His voice began to soften with ever word he spoke. "Why is it that every time I try and get close to somebody, they run away? Sakura. Hinata. Now even Sasuke. Am I truly just that bad of a person?"

He slouched against the memorial and slide down the wet side. Bringing his knees to his chest and wrapping his arms around them, he hid his face from view. "Maybe I'm just not meant to be loved."

A muffled sound could be heard from the boy as the rain began to pour even harder from the midnight black sky.

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Sakurabana: Okay, so you got it?

Sasuke: Why don't you just finish the story?

Naruto: Yeah. That's what the ransom note says. Finish the story or else you'll never see… Koo-gha again.

Sakurabana: Koga.

Naruto: Whatever.

Sakurabana: But that's just too easy. Besides, one more chapter and it's done. Here, I'll read it again…

Sasuke and Naruto: We've already heard and read it a thousand times!

Sakurabana: "I want the story to be at its end by tomorrow or... or...
grabs Koga and pulls out gun This here jerk gets it!" Oh my poor Koga! He must be terrified, tied up to that kitchen chair and having to go pee!

Sasuke: How'd you find out he was tied to a kitchen chair?

Naruto: And having to go pee?

Sakurabana: Email… Such a horrible thing. Tie someone to a chair when they need the toilet the most… That is the root of all evil… that… and broccoli.

Sasuke and Naruto: Agreed.

Sakurabana: Well, I will get you one of these days, mystery husband kidnapper person, and when I do, you'll come face to face with my little friend. Mr. Log. :laughs:

Naruto and Sasuke:look at each other: O.o

Naruto:whispers: Does anyone out there have a straight jacket?