Sakurabana: Well, everybody, I give you the last chapter. I decided to finish my story instead of running around trying to save my husband from the kidnapping. He's in good hands… and maybe he'll learn some manners!
Sasuke: I still can't believe you're married…
Naruto: Yeah, so young. Did he knock you up?
Sakurabana: O.O' NO!
Naruto: Ah, well. Let's get this done and over with. I've been sitting in these wet clothes all day…
Sasuke: Hn. I could use a hot shower…
Sakurabana:gleam:
Sasuke and Naruto: -.-'
Sakurabana: So, well, I'd like to dedicate this to a very special friend of mine. She's helped me out so much, thanks! And, um… I believe that's it. So, um, Kiera-sama… here is your story dedication. I hope you like this story… so yes, I'll do it properly. Oh, and everyone knows that I don't own Naruto, right. So I don't have to say it? Good.
Sasuke: Well, then. This is good-bye?
Sakurabana: 'Fraid so.
Naruto: Oh, well, it's been fun.
Sakurabana: Yeah. And thanks to all my reviewers. You've been a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE help in motivation and moral support. I thank you all for your reviews and kind remarks! (Except any horrible nasty reviews… then I hope the curse of the nine-tailed demon fox, Kyuubi is born inside your first born child… so ha!) ' Just kidding, any review is much appreciated and well taken account for.
Freaky Ninja
(Sasu/Naru)
This story is dedicated to Kiera (Kujiku Tamashii)
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The wind was swirling around and dancing through the trees. Leaves fluttered through the dark sky like small pebbles in a rough river current. Torn trees lay motionless on the ground. Dark, black skies held no visible clouds, for they too, were also black.
And through all this, one boy was searching…
Searching for the one he loved.
He jumped from tree limb to tree limb, trying desperately to avoid the snapping limbs and falling trees. He was successful, for a few minutes. As he jumped onto a branch, it snapped. He easily avoided falling like so many times before, but this time, he jumped onto an already falling tree and had no time to escape.
A thud of a tiny body and a massive tree rang throughout the forest, but was quickly covered up by the howling wind. The small amount of pain that escaped his throat went without notice.
He lay motionless for a few minutes, rain pattering steadily on his face. He was breathing heavily, chest moving up and down, as the left side of his body went numb. He squirmed a little and abruptly stopped as the pain surged throughout his body.
The tree had crushed the left side of his body.
He began thinking. Thinking if any of this was worth it. Thinking if he, himself, was worth it to Naruto.
"What's the point of living? I can't kill my brother. I can't love Naruto… Dammit! I can't even get to him! I can't believe this. This is all pointless. I'm just going to lay here and die."
He laid there, spread eagle, for a few more minutes, trying to drown himself, when he heard a voice. A voice that seemed more beautiful than angels. It cooed down upon him and gave a short laugh.
"Don't do that, Naruto."
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He trudged through the woods looking for a sign of life. Anything. Anywhere. He didn't care. Just something to show him he didn't go and do something stupid. It was Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja, after all.
He brushed past a bush and ran into a couple of thorns. With ease, he managed to get out of them rather quickly. Then, finally, he stumbled upon the clearing. Trees gazed down upon it and the memorial in which it held. But tonight, it also held a confused, lost boy.
Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja. Uzumaki Naruto.
He walked slowly up to him. Seeping mud water came up an inch over his shoes. Still, ninja stealth kept him from being heard.
Sobs could be heard over the squish of the mud and soft roar of the wind. Then, finally, he reached the boy and stood there for a few seconds, debating what to do. Then finally, he laid his arm on his shoulder.
The boy gave a slight jump and turned around to face the person behind him. He came face to face with his teacher.
Hatake Kakashi
Naruto sniffed it and turned his head to wipe away the tears. Unbeknownst the rain had already camouflaged them. When he felt presentable to Kakashi, he kept his head down and waited.
"What do you want?" he asked coldly to Kakashi.
"Ma. Calm down. I came here to give you some help."
"I don't need your help, dammit!" he snapped.
"Na-Sasuke. You need to just listen to my advice. Don't take it and be stubborn, but someone you love will get hurt in the process."
"I don't love anyone. You should know that. Everyone loves me, but I love none." He lied.
"I personally think it's the other way around, actually."
Naruto looked up through black eyes at the ninja. He eyed him suspiciously and went to ask "What?" when Kakashi interrupted.
"Why don't you check the fortune cookie…?"
"What fortune cook-…?"
"The one you got from the cook at the Ramen restaurant." He said as he got up. "This isn't Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja. He didn't just sit around and cry, did he?"
Naruto shook his head and watched as his teacher began to walk away. "Good luck." He said as he waved back to Naruto and walked off.
Naruto sat there thinking for a minute, but then searched for his cookie. He found it in his right pocket and fumbled it in his hand. He opened the packet that contained the cookie and began thinking again.
"Yeah. Kakashi-sensei's right. What am I doing? Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja just sitting around and cry-… Wait. Who? What? But how did he know that I was Naruto? We never told anyone. And how did he know that I got the cookie from the restaurant? Sasuke must have told him. Yeah. He told him everything. That bastard…"
A rustle from the bushes in front of him startled him and broke his train of thought. He looked up and came face to face with another person.
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"How'd you find me here?"
"How'd you get under there?"
"Stupidity."
"Oh, well, you have enough of that Naruto-chan."
"Shut up, Sakura." She smiled at the comment.
"Well, Naruto. Let's get you out. I'll push and you try and pull your way out, okay?"
"Shouldn't you run and get someone?"
"No! I'm perfectly capable of doing this myself… and with your help. Besides, we need to get you to Sasuke as soon as possible."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you love him."
"What? Wha-what makes you say that?"
"Your stutter right there. And I've known for a while. Well, I had my suspicions, at least. But when Sasuke-ku-… I mean Sasuke came out today and said to the village that he was gay; I kind of figured it was with you. So I followed you, and low and behold, I found you at his house. When I saw you race off, I followed you again. So here I am now."
"Lucky for me you followed again."
"Indeed. Well," she sighed, "lets get this tree off you."
"Sakura?"
"Yeah?" she said sweetly.
"Sorry."
"For what?"
"For not being able to like you. And taking Sasuke away from…"
"It's okay. Honestly, I'm young and I'll be able to love again. It's not like my whole world came crashing down on me."
He watched her turn her head and shudder. When she turned back around, her eyes were reddening, hinting that she was crying. But the rain mixed the tears and hid them on her face.
"So." She said. "Let's get moving."
He nodded slowly and braced himself for the immense pain that was soon to follow. Sakura also braced herself against the tree. Her back was against the tree and she turned to Sasuke once more.
"Ready Naruto?"
"Yeah."
"Okay. One. Two. Three!"
Sakura pushed off the ground with her legs as her back pressed against the tree. Her feet were slipping in the mud and her knees began to buckle causing little prickles to shoot up her legs. She steadied herself and pushed harder against the tree.
Sasuke had a much more painful time trying to wiggle himself from under the tree. For one thing, his left side was completely numb. Another thing was since he couldn't feel the left side; his right side throbbed in pain. Every pressure point he used doubled with pain from lack of the left side.
Sakura was still struggling with moving the fairly large tree and Sasuke was barely able to move. Then, when all hope of moving the tree seemed lost, the tree moved an inch. They sighed in relieve as both tried harder to move the dead weight tree. Soon, inch-by-inch, the tree began sliding through the mud.
Sasuke began ignoring the pain, as the tree slid closer to getting off of him. After an hour of this, his whole body must have become numb, because he couldn't feel a thing. He lay there, looking up at the sky. The last thing he remembered was the look of joy on Sakura's face. What a wonderful sight to see.
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"Sakura?"
"Saasssuke! What are you doing?" she screamed.
"Wha-?"
"Naruto's stuck under a tree and needed your help! And here you are sitting here crying! What happened to Konoha's most unpredictable ninja! Did he suddenly turn into a cry baby?" she continued.
"N-no. I was… confused. That's all."
"Confused? Sasuke, I've never known you to go run off and cry whenever you were 'confused'. Never. And then best of all, you won't even tell Naruto how you feel."
"What?"
"Oh, please. As if I didn't catch on. You've been eyeing up Naruto for some time now. And you honestly thought I wouldn't have noticed. Sasuke, I liked you so much, and you turn out to be gay. Go figure that that's my luck. Where did I go wrong? Am I not pretty enough?" she ranted.
"Sakura? NO! You're beautiful, honestly. Its just…" he faded off.
She smiled warmly and bent down to him on the ground. She cupped his face and whispered. "It's okay. I understand. Just wait here, I'm sure he'll be around. Wow, who knew? He's beginning to become Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja."
"Why does everyone keep on saying that? Don't they know…?"
"No, the question is: Do they know?"
"What?"
"Confused? Well, why don't you go off and cry somewhere? Cry baby." She smirked evilly.
"WHAT!" Naruto jumped up and steadied himself. "Shut the hell up! I'm not a goddam crybaby. I'm Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja, got it? And here, just to prove it to you, have a nice helping of my fist!"
Naruto swung back his fist and drove it into Sakura's face. On impact, his hand began to throb with pain. A tiny cut split apart in between his two knuckles. A cloud of smoke filled around both of them and soon, Sakura had changed into a log.
"Dammit!" he yelled.
"There we go. There's Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja." Her voice echoed through out the woods. A whisper of a voice that seemed just in front of him, but hidden by the pouring of the rain. "Sit tight, Sasuke should arrive shortly."
"What? Wait."
"Yes?"
"Do you know about us?"
She walked out of the woods directly in front of him. She held her hands on her hips and stopped a few feet in front of him. She smiled and nodded twice. "Yes, and I believe that you two will make a great couple."
"You know what I mean."
"Sorry, but I don't."
"Why do you keep on calling me Konoha's number one…?"
She pushed back her drenched pink hair and smiled again. "Some things, Sasuke, you're meant to find out. And others will be shown to you. But the hardest to find out are the ones you weren't meant to know, because then you have to find them out on your own. And sometimes, when you find them out, they hurt you the worst. Which is why in the first place, you weren't meant to know."
His black hair lay pieced on his faces, trickling a steady flow of rain down his face. His black eyes were focused on her, wearily. She had just confused him to know end. But he took it all in and stored it away. He'd think about it later.
"For instance, when I found out about you and Naruto for the first time, I was crushed. No body told me, I was just too damn nosey for my own good. I would eventually have learned of you two, I just found out too early. I was so hurt that I followed you around to make sure it wasn't true. By some odd chance that it wouldn't be… But when I caught you guys again, I had given up all hope of ever being with either one of you."
"Wait, wait, wait…" he interrupted.
"What?"
"First, when did you catch me and Sas- I mean Naruto together? Second, when did you catch us together again? Third, you actually liked me-Naruto?"
"When you two kissed in front of me. When I was following you Naruto and I found him at your house. You two weren't together, but that at least proved the point that you two were spending your free time together. And yes, I like Naruto."
"Wow. Why didn't I ever pick up on that?"
"Because, I never showed it. I look up to him as a person I can admire. He grows stronger with each passing day and helps out his friends whenever they are in need. He's everything I wanted in a man. But you are everything I want to see in a man."
"So you're saying if Naruto and I were mixed together…"
"You'd be the perfect man with Naruto's determination and your looks. That's why I believe you two should be together. If I can't have you, then you two should have each other."
"Sakura?"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks."
"Of course."
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His head was spinning. All he could feel was the rain thumping on his face. Did he drown? Maybe he was dead. He couldn't feel any pain whatsoever. Maybe if he moved his arm…
He let out a moan of pain. Dammit, he wasn't dead yet. Or maybe, he was in hell and this annoying patter on his face was the torture for the rest of his time down here!
He opened his eyes slowly to meet the steadily pouring rain and quickly closed them again. He flopped his head to one side. Dammit, how was he going to get to Naruto with all this pain in his body? Where did it come from? Why was he passed out on the ground? Then he remembered the tree that was on top of him. Somebody had tried to move it off of him. Did it work? Why did he pass out? Was the pain that unbearable?
What a sissy he was. Whenever he got home, he made a mental note of this, he was going to train harder for being that weak.
It was whenever he sat up that he remembered the pain that made him pass out. He moaned again in agony and grabbed his head. Everything was spinning inside of his head. He got to his knees with his eyes still shut, keeled over, and threw up. He wasn't worried about all the pain right then as the burning hot fluid came up his throat and spilled onto the ground.
A few seconds later, he felt the sickness in his stomach again. For the second time, he threw up again. His throat was burning and his mouth tasted bad. When the dizziness stopped, he fell onto the tree and lay there. His eyes were still closed for fear of throwing up again once he opened them. But when he heard someone, he slowly gazed up at them and opened his eyes.
"Wha-at?" he said groggily. His throat was still burning.
"I said do you want this?"
"What is it?" He couldn't make out anything.
"Gum."
He smiled. He shook his head and took the gum. His vision was blurry from him passing out and hitting his head whenever the tree collapsed into him. But that didn't stop from knowing who it was.
"Thanks Iruka."
"No problem."
"Iruka. How did I get out from under the tree?" he grabbed his head as it began spinning again. Every time he thought, his head spun. So instead, he decided to ask questions.
"Sakura got you out. I showed up at the end right before you passed out and gave an extra boost."
"Thanks for reminding me." He said coldly.
"Of what?"
"That I passed out. That I'm a weak bastard that…"
"I never said anything like that. Truthfully, I don't know how you stayed conscience all that time. I don't know if I could have even done that. You kids today really do amaze me."
"How so?" he really didn't care, but it kept his mind off thinking and of the pain.
"Well, you for example, remind me so much of Kakashi. Always wanting to learn something new to improve your lists of abilities. Then, Naruto, well he…"
"Naruto! Where is he!" he said panicked.
"What? Oh, uh, by the memorial is where Kakashi last saw him. I was just heading them when I saw you and Sakura over here. But she left shortly after I arrived. She told me to take you to the hospital."
"I'm not going to the damn hospital."
"She said you'd say that. She also said that if you refuse, you'll have to deal with her later."
"Fine. Whatever. I'm going to find Naruto."
"You can't! You shouldn't be able to move!"
"If I can't, that means I need to train harder." After a weird look from Iruka, Sasuke continued, "Because I don't think my brother is going to let me just lie there and then send me to the hospital whenever he's done a much worse job then this to me."
Iruka nodded slowly as he watched Sasuke begin to get up.
He put his palm on the ground to stable himself as he got to his knees. He looked down at it and watched the rain splash up mud around it. His orange suit was already muddy but… Wait. How did Iruka know?
"Iruka?"
"Yes."
"How did you know?"
"Know what?"
"About Naruto and me?"
"I thought it was quite obvious that you two liked each…"
"That's not what I meant. I meant, how did you know that we switched bodies?"
He smiled and looked at the ground then back up to him. "Some things, Sasuke, you're meant to find out. And others will be shown to you. But the hardest to find out are the ones you weren't meant to know, because then you have to find them out on your own. And sometimes, when you find them out, they hurt you the worst. Which is why in the first place, you weren't meant to know."
Sasuke was taken back by the sudden speech. But he understood. "For example, when I found out, I wasn't meant to. But I felt like I needed to help so…"
"I understand. You don't need to go into detail."
"Okay, good. But it was mainly whenever you two weren't acting like yourselves. Don't worry only one other person and myself know about this."
"Kakashi."
"How'd you know?"
"Somehow, I think he was involved in the whole thing."
"How so?"
"Repeat the damn speech to yourself. I had to figure it out on my own and I don't feel like explaining it right now!" he snapped.
He decided to continue getting up whenever Iruka didn't answer. He put his right leg up against his chest and started to stand up slowly, holding his balance with his hand on the ground. He straightened himself up after he completed rising up off of the ground. There he was, standing before the amazed Iruka.
Sasuke had already felt shitty, but felt even more so whenever Iruka goggled at him and congratulated him. "Oh shut up." Sasuke had managed to say under his breath without Iruka hearing him.
At first, Sasuke started off at a very slow limp. But then after getting very annoyed at himself for being so wimpy, he forced himself to walk normally with very little trace of a limp, regardless of the pain that it cause him. As he walked away, Iruka called to him, "Good luck Sasuke!"
"Yeah. And you didn't fool me for a moment Iruka." He mumbled.
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"Well, I guess all in all, I wish you good luck."
"Why?"
"Because, Sasuke, I want you to be happy."
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"Didn't I just make your life a living hell for you? I mean, I disregarded your feelings, turned out to like guys, and fell in love with the other teammate."
"It was a shocker at first, but, with time I'll heal. Nothing is a better healer then time."
"Why are you so understanding? Before, you'd have cried or lashed out or some crazy shit like that. Now, you just nod your head and take in everything."
"Well, grant it, it's very hard. I'll give you that. But, I want you two to be happy most of all. And, yes, I might throw a kunai at you once in a while, but to me, if I were you, that'd be worth it. The love for another would be worth any risk."
She finished her sentence and then listened. Through the pouring rain, one could hardly hear anything. But then, he finally heard it. Someone was walking towards them from in the woods.
"Well, I guess this is my queue to leave." She listened once more to make sure it wasn't her imagination and ran off into the woods opposite of the sound.
Soon the trudging got nearer and nearer. Naruto looked out towards the woods and saw a black figure approaching. When the figure asked, "Naruto? Is that you?" his heart lifted.
He ran over to him and the closer he got the more he could see of the person. Sasuke was standing in front of him in Naruto's body.
Naruto smiled and resisted the urge to embrace him forever and never let him go. Sasuke saw Naruto's reaction to his presence and the corners of his mouth turn upwards slightly too.
"So, Sasuke, how've you been?"
Sasuke sighed. "Baka."
"What?"
"Not too great with pick ups are you?"
"Well, no, considering you're the first person NOT TO HATE ME!" he yelled.
"Who said I didn't hate you?" His blue eyes glared at his body. But instead of his body giving the reaction he'd give, it gave one completely opposite.
Instead of taking the comment as a joke or a little sarcastic, Naruto held up a fist and threw it in Sasuke's direction. "Sasuke! You asshole! What the hell! I'm risking my life out in this storm for you!"
"How so?" Sasuke said rather arrogantly as he caught Naruto's fist with his right hand. If Naruto threw another fist at him now, he'd have trouble, for he still couldn't use his left side that well yet.
"I came out here while trees were falling and wind was howling!" he screamed over the clash of thunder. The skies were finally beginning to show the signs of major destruction as they turned a black, green, and odd shade of red/purple. The wind was still howling and rain pouring ever so heavily as he continued. "All just so that I could tell you how I…"
"You what?" He let go of his fist and watched it fall limply to the side of Naruto's… well his body. Naruto stared at the ground in silence for a few moments. Naruto's drenched blond hair was dripping water in Sasuke's eyes. He slicked it back, but it popped right back into place. He sighed quietly and watched Naruto patiently.
"I… I… well, how I…"
"Felt about me?"
Naruto started shaking his head before he could catch himself. When he finally acknowledged what he was saying, he looked up to face Sasuke face to see disgust. Only that's what he thought he'd see. Instead he saw…
A smile.
Not a fake or forced one, just a simple, happy smile.
Naruto felt a warm smile creep onto his lips and stretch out over his cheeks at the surprising behavior of his teammate. They looked into each others eyes for a moment and then Sasuke whispered softly so that it seemed that he was right beside Naruto's ear.
"I've been waiting."
"For what?" Naruto returned the soft whisper.
"For you to admit that." After a few minutes of complete silence, Sasuke continued. "I've been trying to hint to you all this time the way I felt about you, but you couldn't take the hint. So, I took maters into my own hands and kissed you. It was a test to see if you liked me or not. But instead of pass or fail, you got a C."
"Why?" Naruto asked.
"Because you completely stumped me. Instead of reacting the way I wanted or not wanted you to, you didn't react at all. You simply got up and walked away."
"No, I reacted. I called you some names and…"
"Yes. You did do that, but you also didn't punch me like most guys would. And you kissed back. That's when I began thinking that maybe the name calling was only a cover up…"
"And you were right." Naruto looked down at the ground and whispered, "Sorry about that."
"It's okay, Naruto-chan."
Naruto's head shot up and gazed into Sasuke's, now blue, eyes. "What did you just call me?" he asked rather quickly. He'd never called him that before. It was usually baka, dobe, or some other name that made him pissed off.
"Nothing, dobe."
"Sasuke!" Naruto said in a warning voice. "I mean it! Call me that again and I'll…"
Before Naruto knew what was happening, Sasuke grabbed hold of his waist and pulled him towards him. Naruto was pressed against his own body and lips. But all of that raced out of his mind as Naruto felt Sasuke tongue whisper lightly against his lips. Without thinking, Naruto opened his mouth to allow Sasuke entrance to explore his mouth.
Naruto let out a pleasurable moan as Sasuke's tongue explored every space in Naruto's mouth. Soon, Naruto felt and heard himself moan again as Sasuke began playing with Naruto's tongue. Tickling it's way from side to side, trying to get a rouse out of it.
But instead, he got a rouse out of another region of the body.
Sasuke pulled his tongue back into his own body and gasped for breath. He grabbed his head and looked around dizzily. Lack of air and probably a concussion are not good kissing ingredients.
Naruto, on the other hand, still had his mouth parted and eyes closed. He was still savoring Sasuke's taste of cool mint gum. Finally he opened his eyes, closed his mouth, and licked his lips. That's when it hit both of them.
They were still in each other's body.
Naruto had just let himself kiss him, and Sasuke had just mapped out the region to his own mouth in his mind. The stared at each other and blinked. Naruto wiped the hair out of his eyes and Sasuke wiped away the water. But instead of being grossed out or sickened by this…
They began laughing.
Sasuke had started, followed shortly by Naruto. They laughed for five solid minutes on the fact that they just kissed themselves…
And enjoyed it.
Sasuke wiped away the tears and rainwater from his eyes. Naruto had fallen down to the ground and sat there on his knees clutching his stomach. He looked up at Sasuke and smiled once again before hitting the back of him knees, causing them to buckle. He collapsed and winced in pain as he hit the ground.
Naruto crawled over to him and put his chin on his shoulder. "Sorry, but I wanted you to be closer to me."
"Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"What if we can't change back? Is it okay with you to make out with yourself?"
Naruto was kind of taken aback from this question. Partially because it was weird and because Sasuke sounded kind of worried. Naruto lifted his head to look into his blue eyes and said after a few moments of thinking, "I'd do whatever I needed to just to be with you."
Sasuke agreed by leaning into his own chest and resting his head in the crook of his neck. He reached down towards his butt and rested his hands in the pockets of his pants. It was weird because it was his body, but he also didn't know if they'd be getting back their own bodies or not. And making out with his body was not going to stop him from being with Naruto.
As he fumbled his hands in the pockets, he found a lumpy foreign object residing in it. He grabbed it and pulled it out. Examining it, he leaned back and heard Naruto moan, "Can't we just stay like this forever? Why'd you move, dammit?"
"Because, what is this?" he asked motioning to the object.
"Oh, just a fortune cookie. The ramen cook gave it to me. He said it might get us to become friends again."
"Well, did you read it?"
"No, of course not."
"Why not?"
"Just forgot. Besides, if you're so curious about what it says, open it!" Naruto urged.
Sasuke opened the small packet and heard a whistle of air seep out of it. Opening it fully, he grabbed the cookie. Within seconds, it was soggy from the rain. But he ripped it apart and ate one half. He shoved the other half in Naruto's face and commanded, "Here eat."
"I don't want…"
"I said eat it. That's the only way to ensure the fortune will come true. You eat one half before reading it, and after you do, you eat the other half. But since there is two of us, we'll eat it at the same time."
"You really believe that?"
"So what if I do?" he shot Naruto a glare. But it wasn't as cold as usual and Naruto thought he might faint.
"Some things do exist. Sasuke being a non-cold asshole was not one of them, at least I thought." He mumbled as he ate the cookie.
When Naruto had finished the soggy and rather disgusting cookie, Sasuke read the fortune cookie. "You will find true love and happiness only after finding the answer in each other…"
"Well, what the hell does that mean? It doesn't say anything about being rich or me becoming the Hokage?"
"No. But it does tell you how to say airplane in Chinese."
"Who cares? Well, I guess the fortune just left us back at zero again. Dammit, I'd love, just once if I could go and take a shit in my own body."
"I thought you said that'd you'd do anything just to be with me. Doesn't that include being in each other's body?" Sasuke said rather matter of fact.
"Yes. And I mean it too. If I must stay in this body for the rest of my life, I will. I might not like it, but as long as I'm with you, I can endure it."
"I guess this could be to my advantage anyway."
"How?"
"Itachi won't ever see the attack of you coming."
"Yeah." Naruto laughed as he leaned in closer to his body. He closed his eyes and flushed out the image of himself and replaced it with Sasuke. He could at least imagine that he was kissing him.
As their kiss repeated itself again, only this time they were laying on the ground, they savored each other's taste and comfort. And soon, the kiss turned more passionate. Both of them were battling out for dominance over the other's mouth. They nipped at each other's lips and tongues. But this time, what made them stop, was a funny feeling inside of their heads.
Sasuke felt different, like he had just flopped in roles. He was under Naruto, now he was on top. Did they just role over?
Naruto on the other hand, felt a great rush of pain and prickling through out his body. He gave a great gasp as the pain flared up all over his left side. He shortly began yelling.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME! SHIT, I'M DYING!"
"NARUTO!" He heard Sasuke scream over him. "Calm down! Open your eyes!"
Naruto had just realized that his eyes were closed and opened them abruptly. There, lying on top of him was Sasuke.
The Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto blinked a few time until it registered who was actually looking down upon him. His eyes grew big and a smile equally as large stretched across his face.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" he yelled as he flung his arms around Sasuke's neck and winced in pain.
Sasuke smiled too and wrapped his arms around Naruto's back. "We did it." He commented softly.
"Yes. Finally."
"Now you can go and take your shit." Sasuke said.
"Are you kidding? I'd rather steal a kiss from the infamous Uchiha Sasuke right now, seeing as I've never really gotten one yet."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Okay."
Sasuke leaned closer and then pulled back. "What?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing."
He leaned in closer than before and pulled back again. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
He leaned in far enough to graze Naruto's lips and feel them part, and then pulled back.
"Dammit Sasuke! What the hell is wrong!"
"Nothing. I just love to tease you."
Naruto pouted slightly and then smiled. "Well, if you like to tease, then I like to attack." After he said that, Sasuke had little time to react as Naruto shot his head up and pressed their lips together. When Sasuke didn't open his mouth, Naruto nipped his bottom lip to force him. When he finally did, Naruto barged in and made the kiss more powerful. Exploring every part of his mouth and dominating over Sasuke's tongue.
They finally pulled apart and breathed heavily. But Sasuke didn't wait too long before he plunged into Naruto's mouth and made the kiss passionate, but dominate.
They stayed on the ground for a few minutes until they noticed the rain letting up. It was pouring, but not as heavily. And the wind had ceased to exist any longer. Sasuke looked around at the surroundings and sighed.
"We better get you to the hospital. I really messed up your body."
"Yeah. What the hell were you doing? Saving the world?"
"Close to that." He said as he got up. He helped Naruto up and flung his arm over his neck to help steady and carry his weight as they walked. "I was saving you."
They walked into the woods and towards civilization. "Naruto, one day I hope you'll realize that…
You are my world."
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Sakura sat in the house of Iruka and Kakashi as she drank her tea. Iruka was sitting across from her and Kakashi to his right. Sakura smiled as two knocks came at the front door.
"They're back." She said to the two ninjas. "Come in."
As the door opened, two figures stood visible in the doorway.
Kakashi and Iruka also stood in the doorway, dripping water. She smiled at the two in the door. "Mission complete I hope."
They nodded and suddenly turned into two Sakura's with a poof and cloud of smoke.
"Good. Well, then I suppose Naruto and Sasuke are together."
A nod came from both girls, and the next second they vanished into a cloud of smoke.
"Well, as long as they're happy." She said to herself more than the other two.
"I'm glad that worked out." Iruka said.
"Yeah, considering the places I had to go to find that mixture in order to change them." Kakashi added.
"Where'd you find the fortune cookie?" asked Sakura.
"Oh. I didn't do that. The cook thought I'd be a nice little touch. He was in on it too."
"I see. Here I thought it was just you, Iruka, and me."
"No. No. The cook and that's about it. Oh! And the hostess."
"And Konohamaru."
"Iruka, why does Konohamaru know?"
"Because Sakura, if I didn't tell him, he might have ran up to Sasuke thinking it was Naruto. But don't worry, I told him he'd serve a year's worth of detentions if he told."
"I see." Sakura said. "I just hope they don't mess this up. I worked too hard and sacrificed too much."
"Didn't we all. Well, I think we all need a nice warm shower to calm us down."
Sakura agreed and Iruka blushed. Sakura stood up and headed towards the already opened door and looked out to see the rain was barely more then a summer drizzle.
"I guess the clouds must have rained themselves out."
She heard Kakashi asked "Coming Iruka?" before saying goodbye and walking out of the door. Who knows? Maybe Sasuke and Naruto may end up like them. Living together in a house big enough for the two of them. Or maybe they will reside in Sasuke's mansion.
Maybe they will adopt and Naruto will become Hokage. But that wasn't until many years to come that she'd have to worry about that. Whatever happened, she believed that they'd get through whatever obstacles were thrown at them. And she'd be there, right beside them, helping them along. That's where she belonged. Beside her teammates sides, encouraging them to move on. That's where she wanted to me.
"I just want them to be happy."
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Sakurabana: Well there you have it! The final chapter of Freaky Ninja! And just to let you all know, THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL! I just hope I don't take as long write it. I can't decide if Naruto and Sasuke should get into a fight and Sakura has to save the relationship, or Sakura and Lee get together and Sasuke and Naruto step in to help. I can't decide. Well, let me know what you thought of the story and the sequel ideas.
Sasuke: So this is the end?
Naruto: Awe, man. It was fun while it lasted.
Sakurabana: Yes it was. I had so much fun writing this. It's my longest story ever! I hope you guys had equally as much fun as I did reading it. And you guys, playing part in it, was it fun?
Sasuke and Naruto: (nod nod)
Sakurabana: Well, two more things. I'd like to remind my dedication to Kiera. And I'd also like to say… WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND? Kiera-sama! I want him back now, please! I miss him! The house is so lonely! And for god's sake! Let the poor guy pee! Well, that's it again everyone, and I hope to hear from you all soon!
Sakurabana out!
By the way, I've gotten reviews on The One I Love that asked if there is a sequel. YES! It's called The One He Loves. It's a Naru/Sasu story! Sorry… Bye!
