A Daughter's Honor
Ministory #1
Ryu-ko and the Spider
Written by: Shiinji
One fine eve, Ryu-ko returned home from a long day's worth of training. However, this homecoming wasn't to be like the norm. Unknown to the young genin, a terror was lurking amongst her property, and in her home.
"Stray! No regret 'cause I got nothin' to lose. Ever stray! So I'm gonna' live my life as I..." She stopped there, having a strange feeling almost as soon as she stepped into her room. "???" 'What's that?' She thought, eyes wide as she looked around, knowing that something was different but not being able to see what.
That was when she noticed.
A big, fat, hairy spider was sitting on her bed; its beady eyes watching the shinobi's every move.
"Kkkkkkyyyyyaaaaa!!!!" Ryu-ko shrieked, and hurled a torn-off sandal at the icky arachnid. The spider dodged, scuttling under her pillow. She then took her other shoe, and carefully approached the bed. As soon as she lifted up the pillow, an eight-legged freak of nature pounced, landing on her shoulder.
She froze; gray eyes bugging out. 'I...it's on me...'
"Iiiiiiyyyyyyykkkkk!!!!"
SLAM. SMASH. CRASH. BAM. CRUNCH. SNAP. BOOM. SHRIEK. SPLAT.
Then next morning, Sasuke stopped at Ryu-ko's house to see if she was awake and wanted company on her way to the place her jounin said to meet at. Walking in without knocking, he suddenly stopped.
Ryu-ko's house was in ruins. Holes were slammed into the walls, furniture ruined, windows smashed. Thinking that she had been attacked by a missing-nin or something like that, Sasuke rushed into her room.
She was slumped against a wall, holding a bent frying pan. As soon as Sasuke entered, Ryu-ko looked up at him and a strange smile crossed her face.
"I got it." She said and pointed with her free hand at the squashed remains of the arachnid.
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A/N: Hi you all! Name's Shiinji and I'm just one of the many writers for Kadiska and Co. 'Cause she is taking a break for a bit in order to work on other stories, I decided to help her entertain her fans by typing up this random, crazy, and funny little ministory. You like? I hope!
