SC: Hell, I've gone and done it! When I should actually be working on my two main stories, I go and write this…

Chrono: Great.

SC: Believe it or not, this is a comedy/romance. Actually, it should be comedy/comedy, but since I'm going to be putting in so much fluff, I had to do it.

Rosette: I don't trust you with humor stories…

SC: Hehe…I won't do what I did last time.

Last time in, "A place where toster's can be thrown with vengance."

"WEE! ROSETTE! LOOK WHAT CHRONO CAN DO!

This time in, "How they fell in love."

Chrono: Thank God.

SC: Yeah, I do have a heart. So Chrono won't be as stupid…he'll just be like a dumb blonde…much like me…but I'm a brown…but all my friends say that I should be blonde…

Rosette: The story! GET TO THE STORY!

SC: Right! My mission is to make you laugh! So shut the hell up and prepare to get an overdose of romance and comedy!

Disclaimer: NO TIME FOR THIS PETTY ESCUSE FOR A DISLAIMING ADVICE FOR THE SOCIALLY UNARMED! I'M ON A TIRADE!


Chrono paced relentlessly throughout the huge hallways of the nun-infested temple, home to many Priests, Sisters, and Militia agents. The bright sun that dawned the first day of the beginning of Earth shinned with no end through the main building at the Order, the windows glimmering different colors from the assorted pictures of Saints and Holy Maidens. Along the walls were frames of the old Saints and Maidens; one of them was Mary Magdalene. Stopping in front of the cloaked, blonde woman, Chrono shut his eyes tightly. The purple haired boy leant down on the wall, his red overcoat sliding off of his black coverings on his legs.

Passing people wouldn't stop to stare at the mysterious demon, they all knew and trusted the demon well. It's been a grand total of four years since he moved into the Holy Area with his precious contractor.

Some, when passing and knew Chrono, would smile and say a cheerful hello to the disturbed demon; reluctantly, Chrono would return it with a strained smile.

His hand twitched as he folded his arms tightly over his chest, tapping his fingernails down onto his sleeve in a rhythmical pace.

Even though the temple was already lit well with the glories of the sun, it suddenly seemed to be a light lit in a dark room to Chrono when two big, wooden doors carved carefully with the insignia of the Magdalene Order opened up; a young woman wearing the uniform of the Order and the ammo belt for her self defense walked swiftly off of the cement grounds onto the tiled floors of the Magdalene Building.

Her feature edged with pride and arrogance, but deep down her aura gave off the scent of one who would do anything for her well-trusted friends. She had blue eyes that would make the ocean collapse in a tide of offense and a smile that could make any man's heart melt with a great source of pleasure.

But right now…that smile didn't show.

No, the blonde nun walked furiously to the demon, a frown that brought clouds to Chrono's heart. Chrono smiled though, despite the young ladies obvious unhappiness.

"Hi, Rosette! How was your—"

Chrono stopped in mid sentence when the girl's fist collided with his cheek, sending the poor little devil flying over ten feet. The blue-eyed girl angrily walked after him, once up to the cowering demon, she grabbed him by the collar and held him tightly in her grasp.

"You dare ask me how my trip was…when I had absolutely no back up, no vehicle, and no Gospel whatsoever? WHERE WERE YOU? YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD MEET UP WITH ME!" The girl screamed, giving Chrono a slight shake.

"Ehehe…It must have slipped my mind, Rosette! Really! I had no idea you wanted me to meet up with" He was once more interrupted.

"YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MEET UP WITH ME! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!" The blonde nun known as Rosette screamed again, making Chrono arch back and cover his ears in fear of losing his hearing.

"I-I-I'm really sorry! I won't make that mistake again! I promise!" Chrono squealed when Rosette threw him down angrily and trampled over him, making it known to everyone that she wished to go to her sleeping quarters.

The purple haired boy quickly got up with her and jogged to keep up with her fast pace. "Right, Chrono! What about the time I wanted to go to that really nice Italian restaurant for dinner on my birthday, but instead…YOU TOOK ME TO A CHEAP PIZZA DINER WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THE CHEFS MAKE YOUR PIZZA!" Rosette cried out angrily, pushing past one of the Sisters and entering the boundaries of the girl's dormitory.

"Well…didn't the Italian's make pizza? That was close enough, wasn't it?" Chrono asked lightly, his cheerful demeanor didn't falter.

"Chrono! I wanted something special! Not some cheap pizza diner!" She whined, pushing open her door and gracefully entering into her war zone room. Clothes were stacked onto clothes and left over food was stacked in a corner.

"Well, for your next birthday, I'll do that!" Chrono insisted.

"…It's coming up fast, so you better be ready…Chrono? Just what exactly happened to my once wonderfully cleaned room?" She turned angrily at the small devil.

"When you left…I had no clue where you were…so I kind of lived here while you were gone…" Chrono twirled his two index fingers around together, nervously biting down on his lower lip.

"…I want this room cleaned up before Sister Kate finds out! Hurry!" Rosette started to strip down out of her uniform as Chrono turned around and sighed heavily, picking up clothes and food particles off of the dirty ground.

Turning around to ask where he should put an extra pair of Rosette's panties, Chrono just about exploded with a feverish blush. Rosette had removed all her clothes and headed to the showers in another section of her room, her hips swayed elegantly to keep up with her arms. But what attracted him most—

Chrono started pounding on his head, sticking his fingers into his eyes and screaming out in pain. Perhaps he did that a little too hard…

"Chrono? Something wrong?" Rosette's angelic voice rang out in Chrono's mind.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-no-no-no-noth-nothing…." Chrono stuttered out, managing to fall onto the ground in one piece.

"Are you sure…?" Rosette's beautifully created hands brushed over Chrono's headband, pushing it up to feel his bare forehead. "Oh, Chrono! You're running a fever! …You can pick up this mess after you're feeling better…"

Chrono nodded for at least a good five minutes until he was sure that she was gone in the shower. He opened his red eyes slowly, blinking as he soon felt the resulting pain of poking his eyes while they were wide open.

Peering around the side of the wall, Chrono imagined what Rosette must look like. The water running soothingly down her slick body, slowly caressing her—

Chrono screamed out and began pounding his head again. Lately, Rosette Christopher, his beautiful contractor, was all he could think about. The worst part of it all was, not only did she haunt him with her glorious figure during the day, but also during the night…

Rosette Christopher stepped out of the shower, almost slipping on the ground from her wet feet. She slid over to the counter that held both her mirror and her sink and held on tightly, gasping heavily from her "near death experience". "I swear…this is why I want a carpet in here…then I can't slip on it…unless Chrono does something to it…"

Her hand reached out to the towel rack and pulled a purple towel down from it, incasing herself within the warmth of the covering.

Pulling open the door, she found Chrono sitting and twirling around in her revolving chair, noticing that he had just found love with it. He grinned when it came to a stop and looked her up and down, with extreme pleasure from Rosette, he stood up and wrapped his arms around her and placed a big, wet kiss on her lips. Moving slowly down to her—

Rosette gasped and woke up from her daydream, the now cold water hitting her back. Was that a daydream? It felt so real… The bad thing about Chrono was, not only did he annoy her during the day, but also during the night. She'd been dreaming about him for over a month now. All ending with him kissing her and holding her tightly in his warm embrace.

She turned the knob to the shower off and grabbed a handful of her hair, squeezing from the top and going to the ends to get rid of any extra water. Shaking her hair in a smooth fluid moment, she pulled down her towel from its rack and covered it over her body.

Opening the door, she smiled warmly at the sleeping demon. His bangs covered his face as he snored softly. This would have been more pleasurable, if not for the clothes that he laid down on and the dirty bed sheets. What had Chrono done? Come in with stacks of mud clinging to his body and rolled around in her room?

She frowned when Chrono slightly drooled and he turned over, his hand reaching out and grasping in a totally unacceptable place.

A loud smacking sound echoed throughout the chambers of the Order.

Chrono sobbed heavily, running his fingers over the red hand marking on his face intensely. "W-What wa-was th-that for…?" He sniffed and continued to sob.

"Every time we're having a moment, you have to go and ruin it!" She huffed out, reaching in her drawer and grabbing a spare uniform, going back into the bathroom to go change.

Chrono glared at the nun, shaking an angered fist after her as the door shut firmly and a click was heard, resembling to her locking the door. "What moment? I was asleep!"

Rosette had reluctantly agreed to help Chrono pick up her room, but she made him scrub the walls and ceiling, not daring to get a ladder herself to do so. She was finally satisfied when her room was spotless and not a trace of food lay in her room.

They walked together down to Sister Kate's office, Chrono looking at Rosette's determined face and blushing.

Rosette noticed this and looked oddly at him, "What's wrong? Something on my face?" She wiped at her face, finding nothing, she stopped to stare at Chrono.

"Ahh, it's um…it's nothing. Hey! How did the mission go anyway?" Chrono asked, stuffing his hands into his pockets. His crimson eyes glistened brightly in the reflected light of the lamps ahead of them.

"…You'll find out…" She huffed angrily, stopping at Sister Kate's door. "Hey! Old Hag—I mean…Sister Kate! I'm back!" There was no respond.

Opening the door slightly, Rosette peered in carefully; Chrono's head popping up beneath her. "Hello? Are you here—" Rosette and Chrono screamed out when the door slammed tightly into their heads, making their eyes bulge out slightly.

"Exactly who were you calling an Old Hag?" The voice of Sister Kate's voice spoke out with the word of reason.

"I-I didn't!" Rosette screamed out, stopping and falling onto Chrono when Sister Kate opened the door to offer them out of the disturbing position of being squeezed to death by a door.

Rosette pushed herself off Chrono, Chrono himself standing up and following Rosette in. The blonde nun sat herself in one of the two chairs that lay in front of Sister Kate, Chrono sat in the other. Sister Kate stalked darkly around the two and seated herself in her own chair behind her desk, folding her hands over the other and clearing her throat. "Alright, what happened this time?"

The girl glowered at the head nun for a moment, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Rosette, we all know that you do something bad. What'd you do this time?" Sister Kate answered.

"I didn't! I swear! Alright…I was in hot pursuit of the demon…"

"Uh-oh…flashback sequence…" Chrono mumbled.

"Shut it! This one will be good!"

Flashback.

Sister Rosette Christopher turned hard on her steering wheel to her old Ford. The vehicle spun off the road and into a ditch, catching flame instantly. The girl let out a shriek of curses and scrambled out of the car, just in time to be blown away in the explosion.

Crawling back to her feet, she cocked the gun and aimed in the region of the area around her.

There was no sight of the horned demon.

Sighing slowly, she closed her eyes and put a hand to her forehead, "Man, I can't believe I lost him in the stupid wreck…" Just before turning to find a telephone, the ground beneath her rumbled.

Moving to her side, her gun already loaded, she began to fire at the movement. The demon let out a scream of rage when it emerged from under the ground, flying off into the air at high noon.

She placed her hand above her eyes to see exactly where the demon went, but from the sun, she couldn't see a thing. "I'm not gonna' let that damn demon get the best of me!" She cheered out, turning on high heel to begin running back towards her wrecked car.

Perhaps if she kept moving, the demon couldn't launch it's supposed surprise attack.

When a shrill whistling entered the air, Rosette dived down to the ground, the demon scraping above her making her hair rustle slightly from the almost close impact of the demon.

Jumping to her feet, she pulled the trigger to her gun, but to her surprise the gun was no longer loaded. "What the—" She dived again when the demon came back for a second round.

"Where'd all my bullet's go?" She cried out, opening up her ammo pouch and finding that she was empty.

The demon grabbed at her hair for the third round, but she rolled onto her side and narrowly avoided him. Looking onward, a shiny thing caught her eye.

A bullet.

Instantly on her feet again, she dove down and grabbed it, loading it into the gun. "Please hit the mark!" She cried out as she aimed for the incoming demon's horn.

Both the demon and her cried out when she hit the horn.

End Flashback.

Rosette grinned happily. "See?"

Sister Kate's eyebrow twitched once, "Rosette…you still destroyed the car…" Everyone in the room sighed at the same time. "Twelve apology letters, Rosette. Soon I'll be making you pay for the car's with your own money!"

The duo was dismissed from the head nun's sight.

"I think she's mad at you…" Chrono whispered out softly.

"No…really?" Rosette asked sarcastically.

"Yeah…" Chrono continued, not getting her sarcasm. "Did you see how her eyebrow twitched?"

"Right…"

The two headed towards the dining room. Nuns were already there and half way finished with their suppers. Rosette mumbled angrily about Sister Kate making them late for dinner, but Chrono smiled happily, just glad that Rosette was back.


SC: All right, that's it for chapter one!

Chrono: Rather short, don't you think?

SC: Yeah, but first chapters are always short. Not much humor in this chapter, but this was kind of a character introduction. There'll be more humor in the next chapter and more Chrono and Rosette fluff!