SC: Hey! I'm back for chapter three, at last!
Chrono: Wonderful.
SC: Yeah…not much to say but some answers to some review questions! Yay!
Aion: Yay!
SC: …Didn't I kill you in the latter chapter of The Lines Between Love and Hate?
Aion: I don't know…
SC: Yeah! I blew a hole in your head!
Aion: I'm a demon…we heal…
SC: (Loads gun) NOT FOR LONG!
Brief dust storm of exploding violence.
SC: (Out of breath) I…think…I got him…
Aion: (Dust disappears and he's unhurt) Sure, if you count everything around me.
SC: …Holy…crap…
Review Replies:
From evilanimeblond:
throws random objects at SC) How DARE you do this new story WITH OUT updating first! AH! UPDATE OTHER STORIES…please…but great job. Lol, kawaii and funny. a lil short, but that is OKAY! Lol, keep up the good work, UPDATE SOON! (for all the stories)
SC: (Doing her best to avoid objects being thrown at her) I'M SO SORRY! I HAD TO DO IT! SENSE TOSTER'S GOT DELETED, I COULDN'T TYPE IT AGAIN! AND I WANTED TO DO MY SECOND FIRST HUMOR STORY! I WANTED TO UPDATE ALL MY STORIES, BUT I'M KIND OF TAKING A BREAK FROM THEM! YOU KNOW! TO PLAN THINGS OUT! (Flies into a wall from a toster hitting her)
From RyuuMahou:
hahaha I love what you did to Aion! But no don't give Chrno bad luck! That would just mess up his relationship with Rosette!SC: Well…I think I'm going to give Chrono the bad luck anyways, but I wouldn't say it would mess up his relationship too bad with Rosette. I wouldn't do anything as drastic as doing that! (Cough) Until Death, Do We Part? (Cough)
From chrnoskitty:
Sc you are amazing! this has got to be almost as good as a place where tosters can be thrown with a venganceonly fluffier!by the way,will tosters ever make a comeback?SC: Thank you! And yes, I think Toster's will come back…just I don't know when. I'm kind of thinking that this is Toster's sequel…I don't know…
From Vorpal Dragon:
...and that makes three.funny! I'm glad I didn't read it at school...people would have looked at me weird when I read it(too much laughing). I think you should give Chrono the bad luck, but somehow make it make the relationship closer.I'll leave that part up to you.
SC: A lot of people have been reading my works at school…sigh…I've done it before…and it never works out cause I always get caught. Yeah, I'm going to give the bad luck to Chrono, and I think that it will make their relationship closer. Thanks!
Finished.
SC: All right, I'm sorry I didn't post all my reviews, but they were only about how great the story was. And I bet you guys didn't want to read them…if you did, go into my review section. Be my guest.
Chrono: You're bragging again, SC.
SC: I know…I'm very proud of my reviews! (Sniffs)
Aion: It's okay, SC! We all know that you're highly delusional and nobody actually cares about your stories!
Chrono: SHH! You weren't supposed to tell her that!
Aion: …Whoops…
SC: (Starts crying)
Disclaimer: WHY? (Sob) DO YOU GUYS TRULY NOT LIKE MY STORIES? (Sobs harder)
The darkly lit chambers of the low ceiling hallway made Chrono nervous in an eerie way. Besides the devil was a door with two glaring red eyes in it…
(A/N: A parody from, "Until Death, Do We Part?")
Chrono, with his curiosity getting the better of him, peeked in closer through the door, only to have the creature inside it hiss something about humans and how stupid they are.
The purple haired devil grimaced, but walked past the door. Strangely enough, candles lit the chamber, keeping the lights heading in a straight steady past to an ominous looking darkness ahead.
Chrono looked closely down at the simple map drawn onto his hand by Remington. He told him to meet him down in a chamber underneath Elder's hut…so here he was!
Coming to the end of the dimly lit hallway, Chrono saw nobody but shelves upon shelves of different substances in different bottles.
He screamed when some sort of bat person hung upside down from the ceiling.
Chrono stopped though when he noticed that it was none other than Father Remington. He hung on tightly to the wall and was reading, from what Chrono could tell, a very noddy magazine.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Father, shouldn't be reading magazines like Elder, now should we?" Chrono grinned when the Minister gave a startled gasp and fell from his mysterious position on the ceiling.
"Chrono! You shouldn't scare me like that!" Yuan gave a brief glare, before replacing it with a warm welcoming smile. "But I'm glad you got here so fast! I heard that you wanted to do something REALLY special for Rosette's birthday!"
Chrono nodded eagerly.
"Well…what did she have in mind?" Remington questioned, lighting a match and burning the magazine he was just recently reading.
"She said that she wanted to go to some type of restaurant…I can't remember what type she wanted though…" Chrono put a thoughtful hand on his chin.
"…Wait…all chicks…love…NIGHT CLUBS WITH STRIPPERS!"
Both Remington and Chrono laughed manianically.
"She'd love that! …But how do we get her there as a surprise?" Chrono asked thoughtfully.
"That's why, my friend, I have brought you here!" Remington turned around and placed a finger on a shelf that read, "Rosette's poisons, sleeping, and PMS pills. He grinned and pulled out a sleeping pill. "Here! Sneak this in her food and she'll drop like a stone!"
"Okay…" Chrono took it hesitantly. "When you say…drop like a stone…"
"She'll fall asleep…"
"Oh…"
They both grinned deviously and said at the same time in unison, "Strippers!"
Day of Rosette's Birthday.
Rosette woke up to see the happy go lucky smile of her used to be contractor. She groaned and pushed his head away from hers, rubbing her eyes tiredly. "Wha…what's wrong, Chrono?"
"Well…HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROSETTE!" Chrono screamed, hugging her tightly.
Rosette glared coldly at the purple haired demon, "Chrono…tomorrow's my birthday."
Chrono's smile dropped and was replaced with a look of horror. He started cursing and stomped out of her room, slamming her still broken door shut.
The REAL day of Rosette's Birthday.
Rosette Christopher grinned widely and jumped out of bed; slightly surprised about the fact that Chrono wasn't there to wake her up. With bitter disappointment, she went into her friend's room to see him fast asleep in his bed.
That cruel, vile, bastard! He was so excited yesterday and he doesn't even try to get up today and wish me Happy Birthday!
She pouted and flipped Chrono's bed over, throwing him out the window.
Later.
Chrono walked soaking wet into Rosette's room, only to find the grumpy nun sitting stubbornly on her bed, refusing to leave. "Common, Rosette! I said I was sorry!"
The young woman refused to meet with his crimson eyes.
"Rosette! I'm going to do something REALLY special for you today! So could you please not be mad at me for once?" Chrono cried out angrily, a fish slipping out from underneath his shirt.
"…Ooh, really?" Rosette asked with slight curiosity.
"Yep!" Chrono grinned when Rosette stood up and hugged him.
"Thank you, Chrono! I knew I could count on you!" She pushed away from him when her already changed uniform was soaking in with water from the lake.
"Alright! I'll go get your food for today then!" Chrono happily skipped out of the room, forgetting to open the already broken down door and broke it completely off its hinges. "…Oops…we'll get this fixed later…"
Chrono came back in with a sandwich, a bowl of clam chowder, and some white milk on a green tray. He glared angrily though when he saw Aion hugging Rosette. "AION! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Chrono! Look what Aion got me!" Rosette squealed happily, pulling out a big diamond ring.
Aion smiled widely, "I'd never forget Rosette-chan's Birthday! I got you some more stuff also!" Aion pulled out from his pockets at least twenty-four more presents.
Rosette sweat dropped, "How much stuff CAN you fit in your pockets, Aion?"
Aion's smile increased.
"A lot, Rosette-chan! Look!"
Aion pulled out a Ford car, four golden watches, two telephones, five dictionaries, three TV's, one refrigerator, a tree, a miniature hut, Elder, four fish, ten nails stabbing painfully into his skin, a elf, Fiore, five staplers, two stop signs, a purse, and twenty five shiny necklaces.
"…Wow…" Rosette and Chrono said at the same time. Clearly amazed.
"I know! Rosette-chan, open your presents!" Aion whimpered happily and skipping all around her room, throwing newly found rose petals into the air.
"Okay…"
1 hour and thirty minutes later…
Rosette was surrounded by two Ford cars, two golden watches, one telephone, two more diamond rings, three necklaces, a elf, one stop sign, Aion himself had offered himself to her, and a fish.
"Gee…thanks…Aion…"
Chrono's face was bright red as he resisted the urge to clunk Aion's head into the wall. "ROSETTE! MY PRESANT FOR YOU IS WAY BEYOND AION'S PRESANTS! NOW JUST EAT THIS SOUP!"
Chrono forcefully shoved the spoon full of clam chowder at her face. She looked at it nervously, "I think I can eat it by myself Chrono…"
Aion grinned and ate it instead of Rosette, dropping to the floor instantly.
"Uhh…I hope you have an incredibly good explanation for this, Chrono…" Rosette looked suspiciously at him.
"Yeah, yeah! NOW EAT IT!" Chrono shoved the food into her mouth, making her swallow it.
Rosette dropped to the ground.
Chrono grinned eerily, "Mission complete Gold Member, Over…" Chrono spoke out into an invisible phone microphone.
"Affirmative, Purple Member, Over." Remington's voice spoke out.
Chrono pulled Rosette onto his back and dragged her out the door. Moments later, Aion woke up and dizzily walked around the room, tripping over the elf and falling out the window into the lake below.
At Big Mamma's Strip Joint.
Chrono huffed out for air when he dropped Rosette into her chair, the blonde priest was already waiting at the table for them. "Chrono! You're two point three mili-seconds late!" Remington exclaimed.
"Well, know, I can't spend any more time than that at Toys R' Us…those toys can move, but they can't run!" Chrono sat down besides the unconscious Rosette. "Hey, is she going to wake up soon or what? I can't wait for the action to start!"
"She should be waking up about…" Remington checked his watch, "…now…"
Rosette instantly threw her head up into the air, taking a big breath and looking wildly around. "Whe-where am I?"
"It's a surprise!" Chrono chirped out, Remington nodded.
"Su-surprise? You put me to sleep for a surprise?" Rosette screamed out.
Chrono and Remington backed away fearfully.
"CHRONO! …THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!" Rosette squealed out, hugging tightly onto Chrono.
Chrono grinned and winked at Remington, giving a thumbs up. Remington and nodded, signaling for a stripper to their table.
Later…"Rosette! Please let me in! Remington didn't mean to do that!" Chrono whimpered, pounding on the new door placed into the wall.
Remington glared at Chrono, "Me? It was you who asked for the lap dance!"
"So! You were the one who asked for her to give Rosette a massage!" Chrono shot back.
"And you were the one who asked her to give Rosette the time of her life!" Remington threw back with more force.
Chrono's ears went down, "Rosette! I thought you liked strippers!"
This time, Rosette opened the door, "YOU THOUGHT I LIKED STRIPPERS? CHRONO! I'M A GIRL! GIRL'S DON'T LIKE STRIPPERS! WE LIKE BOYS! BOYS, CHRONO! BOYS!!" She slammed the door back shut.
Remington grinned, "Can you let me in, Rosette?"
The door was thrown open and a Ford was chucked out at Remington, sending him flying through three walls before falling out a window.
Chrono groaned, "Rosette! Can you please forgive me?"
The door was thrown open again and Chrono got pushed out a window by the elf.
Rosette slammed the door shut irritably and sniffed, holding back her tears. "Men! They don't understand anything, do they Aion?" She asked to Aion.
"I most absolutely agree, Rosette-chan!" Aion chirped out, patting her back. "Men! Humph!"
"…Looks like it's only you and me, Aion…we girls have to stick together!" Rosette cheered out.
"I agree!" Aion cheered.
SC: HA HA! Now we're getting somewhere!
Chrono: …can't believe what you did…
SC: Well, I made Chrono a clueless devil about woman! That's all!
Chrono: I'm so out of character…
SC: SO! Everybody likes an occasional OOCness!
Aion: …Since when was I a girl?
SC: SINCE I SAID SO, DAMN IT! Also, important note, I've now made it so that reviewers who have not signed into Fanfiction yet can now review me. So please do! ...or...I just might start crying again!
