SC: WOOH! Got bunches of reviews!

Chrono: Bonzia!

SC: I'm so happy now! I don't think I can ever cry again!

Aion: (Kills Father Remington)

SC: …D-DAMN YOU! (Sobs uncontrollably)

Chrono: YOU KILLED FATHER REMINGTON!

Rosette: YOU BASTARD!

Aion: …Not actually…(Reveals that the Father Remington he just killed is actually a doll) …SHH! Don't tell!

Disclaimer: N-NO! THE MOST HANDSOME PRIEST IN THE WORLD! WHY! WHY!

Now time for SC's random very intelligent words that have absolutely no meaning whatsoever. Or…SC's favorite habit of talking to Mr. Tall…(her wall)

SC: (Looks at her forehead) …I just exposed that I am certainly bleeding like the ignorant masses do while they are in agonizing grief of pain or the sentimental being of the government that Bush has presently taken in excess of and has the chemical warfare of captivating over the world that I just concealed that I had sought out to take over with the extreme conquest of forks and spoons and do not maintain the time to be typing these monastic stories in which I do for misleading amusement…and my forehead hurts.


Chrono puffed out his cheeks, "KAMEHAMEHA!" He cried out, cupping his hands together and letting out a small puff of smoke.

He stared sadly at his hands. "…It always works in Dragon Ball Z…Damn you Goku!" He cried out to certainly no one.

Remington sat on a chair with his left ankle on the base of his right leg. "Chrono, we don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z…it doesn't come out for the next ninety years."

"Oh yeah…ROSETTE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE WITH AION!"

For the past day, Rosette had shut herself in her room with the former white haired leader of the rebellion over Pandemonium. There had been bangs on the wall and slight groans of a male's voice all the while.

Chrono hadn't liked that at all.

"I'm sure Rosette's fine, Chrono." Remington blew air up from his lower lip, causing his bangs to fly up in a bored manner. "Now may we please go?"

"NO! NOT UNTIL I SEE ROSETTE!"

A picture of Rosette flies past the purple haired devils line of sight.

"…I MEAN, SEE HER ALIVE IN FRONT OF ME!"

Suddenly, Chrono dropped through the wooden floorboards of the main building. Remington got out of his chair to look down at the still falling demon.

"…How odd…"

There was a big cloud of smoke, pointing out that Chrono just hit ground.

"CHRONO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Remington screamed out through his cupped hands to multiply his voice.

"GEE, REMINGTON! I JUST FELL THROUGH THE BOARDS OF A SEVEN STORY BUILDING! YOU TELL ME!"

"Yep, he's fine." Remington walked carefully around the hole and knocked on Rosette's door. "Rosette! As the Father of this church, I request that I speak with you!"

There was no respond.

"Please, Rosette? Don't make me send Sister Kate in there!"

The door opened up to Remington. Aion's face poked out, but…it didn't look like his face… The white haired devil had dark eyeliner on and pink blushes on his cheek. He also had on dark crimson lipstick and fake eyelashes.

"Yes?"

"Umm…may I speak to Rosette?"

"Rosette-chan says she does not want to speak to any boys whatsoever."

"…Aion…if you do not remember, you are a boy."

"Rosette-chan has made a special exception for me."

"Oh…what are you guys doing in there?"

"Rosette-chan is seeing what harms boys most and what harms them less."

"…That must be very painful."

"Very. But I am willing to do anything for Rosette-chan!" Aion struck a marvelous pose.

Suddenly, Chrono was up on their level and was out of breath.

"YOU! …WILL! …NOT! I'LL…DO! …ANYTHING! …FOR! …ROSETTE!" Chrono fell through another floorboard and was back where he started.

"What's wrong with Chrono?"

"I don't know…so can I please come in? Rosette must be horribly hungry and I have came to give her some food!"

"Well…I guess…"

Aion moved out of the way for the blonde Minister to come in.

Rosette's room was now looking like the First World War. There was scratch marks on the walls, probably from Aion, clothes scattered everywhere, her mirror was still broken, and she had drawings of Chrono painted on the walls with red lipstick, all of them had a slash on them.

"…S-sh-she mu-must b-be even mo-more an-angry the-then we ha-had im-imagined!" Remington stuttered out fearfully.

Then Rosette jumped on Remington, grabbing his neck with a thin line of thread. "MALE! I DISPISE YOUR SPECIES!" The line of thread broke. "Damn it! Aion! Get me another piece of thread!"

"Yes, Rosette-chan! Anything for you!"

Chrono was now in Rosette's room. "NO YOU WON'T! I'M THE ONE—" Chrono was cut off for suddenly being thrown out through the roof.

"Now he's falling…through ceilings…" Remington mumbled, "Rosette? Do you know why?"

Rosette sighed deeply, "I told him…breaking mirrors is bad luck…what do you want, Remington?" She changed the subject.

"Well, I came to ask if you wanted lunch. Do you?"

"…Sure…"

"Rosette, if I may ask, why are you so mad at us?" Remington asked with question.

"You dare ask me that? You guys ruined my birthday by taking me to a strip club! That was the worst birthday ever! All you males think about is your sexual welfare!" She huffed and crossed her hands over her chest.

"We thought you would like it!"

"…I'm not a lesbian…" Rosette clarified.

"…Oh…Right…"

Rosette kneed him in the gonads and elbowed him to the ground. "Now go get my food, personal slave!"

"Y-yes, Ros-Rosette!" Remington squeaked out, clutching tightly onto his lower half and wobbling out of the room.

Aion shut the door behind him. "I'm sorry for letting him in, Rosette-chan."

"It's okay, Aion." Rosette kicked him in the chest and then stomped down on his lower half, "How's this as a new move?"

Aion painfully raised a thumb.

The next day…

Chrono instantly barged through the door and clung to Rosette, "ROSETTE! I HAVE TO TEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL" Chrono, yet again, fell through the roof.

"…I think Chrono's having a really hard time…perhaps we should help him, Rosette-chan?" Aion asked the blonde nun.

"Nah…let him suffer for a few more days…then I might help him." Rosette swirled a teacup in her index finger, watching in amusement as it went too fast and hit Aion on the head. "…Whoops…Hey? You okay?"

A stream of blood leaks down from Aion's forehead. "Perfectly fine!"

"Oh…"

"Do you forgive Remington?"

"…I guess…Speaking of which…have you seen him lately? I've been bored sitting around here at the Order, there's nothing to do. I was wondering if he had any new missions for us…"

"I'll go find him!" Aion struck another marvelous pose before happily leaping through her door and skipping down her hallway.

As soon as Aion left, Chrono came screaming into her room. "ROSETTE! I'M SOOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYY" Chrono fell through the floorboards.

"IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, CHRONO, I JUST MIGHT FORGIVE YOU!" Rosette happily got a cup of tea ready and watched as Chrono continued of the process of falling up and down.

"I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I CAN FALL UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!" Chrono screamed when he came back and flew through the roof.

"I DON'T KNOW EITHER!" Rosette shouted back, watching as Chrono became a dot in the sky.

Aion was back. "I found him!" Aion reached into his pocket and dug around for something's, until he found Remington and pulled him out.

"How…is that…possible?" Rosette asked.

"Easy! Just stick him in your pocket!" Aion exclaimed, sitting onto Rosette's bed.

Remington looked around nervously, "Why is it that whenever I ask for a moments peace, this buffoon has to come and ruin it?"

"That's life, Remington."

"Oh…then life sucks!"

"That's right…is anything new happening?" Rosette asked kindly.

"Umm…not really…since Aion is no longer…evil, nothing's been happening…except for that evil possession of kids lately…"

"Evil possession of kids? Shouldn't we do something about that?"

"No. From the count of things, kids are actually happier these days!"

"…from being possessed?"

"Yeah…kid shows twenty-four/seven!"

"I think we should do something about that…"

"Fine! Make children of the world sad!" Remington pouted, accidentally stepping into one of Chrono's recent holes and falling down through it.

"…Aion…I think we should get these boards covered…people might get hurt…"

"Actually, it's kind of funny to watch random innocent people fall through them…"

"…I guess they can stay then…"

"Yeah…"

"So…you want to go and stop the possessing of kids thing?"

"Sure…"

"Alright…BUT I GET TO DRIVE!"

Rosette and Aion walked out of her room, just in time for Chrono to fall down from the sky. "ROSETTE! WAIT! FOR ME!" He fumbled around, but accidentally fell into the hole Remington fell into…

"Chrono? Would you mind getting off of me? We're in a very disturbing position right now!"

"I would if your hand wasn't shoved up my ass!"

"What are you talking about? That's your hand!"

"No! My hand is in your armpit! Your hand is in my ass! And let me tell you, it's not a comfortable feeling!"

"…I think that is my hand…"

"SEE?"

"Hey…what are we going to do when Sister Kate finds us?"

"I don't know…tell her that we're a couple of rocks…"

"I don't think she'll believe us…"

"What? Would you prefer to tell her that we're a gay pair of Demon and Minister?"

"…I think the rock story will be good enough…"

"That's what I thought…."

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"

"DON'T MIND US! WE'RE A COUPLE OF ROCKS!"

Rosette drove steadily through the roads of New York. Occasionally, her bangs would get in her hair and she would have to push them out of the way so that she could see again. Aion was propped against the window, his face smashed against it as he stared out in wonder as the world passes him by.

"ROSETTE-CHAN! LOOK! ANOTHER TREE!" He pointed hard on the window, just in time to aim directly at the tree.

"That's nice, Aion…" Rosette replied dully.

Aion frowned for a moment, but continued to look out the window in a joyful manner. He saw an eagle fly by. "RRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEETTTTTTTEEEEEE-CCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!"

Rosette turned on the stirring wheel hard when the sudden scream of Aion startled her. The car swung around in a deep circle and twirled until was halted by a tree.

"WHAT? AION!" Rosette screamed, slamming her hand down furiously onto the horn.

"…I saw a eagle! You know how much I like eagles!" Aion replied happily with a tinge of fear, completely oblivious to the situation at hand.

"…and you made me crash because of that…?"

Aion nodded.

Rosette went through a glorious scene of visions about her stabbing Aion repeatedly.

"Rosette-chan…? I don't like the look you have on…" Aion mumbled, stepping out of the car.

Rosette sighed and shook her head, also getting out. "Listen, we just have to find those kids and help them! The children of the Earth's future depend on us!" Rosette struck a pose.

"Oh…really…then what about that kid?" Aion pointed over to a kid with brown hair.

The boy had his arm raised up high and he was dragging himself on the ground slowly. Rosette cocked an eyebrow up and Aion giggled madly.

"Let's go touch 'em!" Aion skipped over to the boy and poked his shoulder, "Hey! …Do you like eagles? I love eagles! They fly and their white and brown! …Are you even listening to me?" Aion angrily lashed out his foot and kicked the kid away.

"AION! Don't do that! There innocent little children! …Now go say you're sorry!"

Aion put on a pouting face, but walked over to where the child landed nonetheless. "Yo, brat! I'm sorry…" Aion choked.

The kid didn't say anything, he only groaned and struggled to crawl again.

"Rosette! …This kid is scary!" As soon as the words left Aion's mouth, the child glared eerily at him. "…Hey…? You all right? …Do you need some viagra or something?"

The kid groaned again and launched himself up at Aion, scratching his face. "HOLY SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! ROSETTE! HHHHEEEELLLLLPPPP!"

"Damn it! I knew he shouldn't have kicked him! I knew!" Rosette loaded her gun, but the kid turned around and smiled sweetly at her. "But Aion! …It's just a kid…we can't kill kids!"

The kid went back to attacking Aion.

"KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL THE BLOODY BASTARD BEFORE HE KILLS ME!"

"Well…I'm sorry!" Rosette fired, but hit Aion instead.

"AHH! MY FOOT! I FEEL EVEN MORE PAIN NOW! ROSETTE! SHOOT THE BOY! NOT ME!" Aion hopped around on one foot, his other rose in the air while the boy still attacked him.

"PERHAPS THERE'S ANOTHER WAY!"

"NO OTHER WAY! KILL HIM!"

"…Are you sure?"

"JUST KILL THE BLOODY KID!"

"But you just said! He's a kid! You can't kill kids!"

"THE KID IS FRICKEN EATING ME! I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY HE'S A KID!"

"Eating you? Well…if he's eating you then I have to do something then!"

"FINALLY!"

Rosette fires a sacred at the boy and he disappears. "I feel guilty about doing that…"

"Don't worry, Rosette-chan…the adults will have fun repopulating the world with kids again." Aion's face was bloody and he had an eyeball missing.

"Aion! …Your clothes are messy! We should go get you some new ones!"

"Thank you for the very much counted consideration of my clothes, but I think I'm the one who needs help…" And with that, Aion fell to the ground.

"Hey! …Are you all right? Don't think I'm going to carry you back!"

Later…

Rosette is hauling the tall white haired demon over her back. "Holy…Crap! Aion! You weigh a ton!"

Suddenly, a car drives past the nun and the demon going at incredible high speeds. "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Rosette shook an angry fist at them.

The car came to an abrupt stop and backed up. Inside the car, Remington and Chrono were in it. "ROSETTE! WE FOUND YOU! …What is Aion doing?" Chrono asked curiously.

"Well, a very weird zombie kid thing attacked him and—"

Rosette was interrupted by Chrono's laughter.

"That's great! Now throw him in the car and we can get back to work of eliminating the possessed kids!" Chrono cheered.

Rosette hesitantly agreed, throwing Aion into the back of the car and got in herself.

"OH! THE WHEELS ON THE CAR GO ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROU—" Chrono partly stopped singing when he fell through the car's floor.

Rosette watched as the car journeyed far away from Chrono's landing spot. "…I don't think there's a cure for bad luck…"


SC: Not much fluff, but I promise, PROMISE, that next chapter will have more! This is just one of those chapters that pick up the pace on the story plot!

Rosette: Where's Joshua?

SC: Oh yeah! I'll show Joshua in the next chapter! …But…I also promise that I won't update this story until I have updated The Lines and Until Death! I PROMISE!

Chrono: Looks like we're having a tie between them…

SC: Yeah…but it feels like more people like The Lines better, mostly because it isn't too much of an Alternate Universe.

Chrono: But Until Death is still in the lead!

Rosette: Only cause it has more chapters!

SC: All right, I'm working on Chapter Six of The Lines right now, so be happy you guys! I'm half way through with it and I'll probably have it done later on tonight…I don't know…that depends if I feel like I'm being dissed by my reviewers…Whatever that means…